A/N
I don't have much to say right now...
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"318 years ago!?" Right when Link was about to believe Mudd, he was told something totally unbelievable.
"I said that wouldn't believe me."
Link looked at Mudd. He was telling the truth. It was in his eyes.
"318 years ago? Well than what about the bet?"
"What bet?"
"The bet that they took Solo away for. What about the money? Did you or Solo have to
work it off... what happened?"
"I told you that I have no idea whatsoever on what happened to Solo, so I was the one who had to pay it all off."
"But how long does it take to make fifty rupees?"
"As I said before, I was broke, and people were watching me like a hawk, so I wasn't able to steal, and no one would hire me for the same reason."
Link thought more but one thing didn't make sense.
"But hasn't he realized you aren't getting any older?" Link figured it was probably a boy who was tormenting him.
Mudd answered calmly. "For all they care, I'm his great-great-great-grandson."
"Well.... who is the person you owe money to?"
"A Goron. I believe his name is Goro. And the money had interest, too. Now he expects at least six gold rupees from me."
"Gold rupees are worth five hundred... so you owe him 3,000 rupees!?!"
"Well, before that happened I accidentally killed his flying Kowalewski Monkey-Lizard, so I owe him 4,000."
"Why in the world would you kill a flying Kowalewski Monkey-Lizard?! They're too cute!"
"It was armed!" Mudd said defensively.
"You killed an armed flying Kowalewski Monkey-Lizard?! How is that even possible!?"
"Don't ask."
"But I just did."
"Shut up and go to sleep." Mudd said, ending the conversation.
The next morning:
Link woke up with a horrible pain in his back. He looked under his tunic to see a large rock lodged into his shoulder blades.
When he saw Mudd, he made a decision.
"I'm going to help you."
Mudd looked away from his morning paper.
"Really? Great! I need an eight letter word that describes a cow." Mudd said, showing Link a crossword puzzle.
"Not that! I mean with your debt. I want to help."
"Oh.... that. Well, I'm missing three hundred rupees, so if you have any idea on how I could pay it off, I'm all ears. Or you could just tell me that eight letter word."
"The horse races." Link said. "They're only two days away and you could enter Arrow, then I'd bet on you."
"I didn't even think of that. I had a 318 year head start, and you already had a better idea than me."
"I do have my ideas occasionally." Link said proudly.
"Now for that eight letter word..."
Meanwhile with the Gorons.........
"Hey, do you know how to make an egg roll?" One Goron asked.
"No, how?"
"You... push it!" 'Joked' the guard.
"If you two don't shut up, I'll have to cram the words back down your throat!"
The Goron nodded and ran back to his post.
Then he turned his attention to a spy. "And for you, I want you to continue spying on Mudd."
"O-okay." The spy said weakly. He still had a large hand-shaped mark on the side of his face from when he was hit.
The Goron hesitated before leaving, only to get yelled at.
"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!?"
"Well, it's just that I finally got those tacos out of my system and I-"
Then Goro struck him across the face again on the other side.
________________________Two Days later___________________________________
"Mudd, I just got a strange feeling that I lost two days of my life. Two days that I will never get back."
"You know what? So do I."
"Well then on to the races." Link said.
"Remember Link, don't bet it all on me right away. First you bet small time, and work your way up. If people see you so sure of yourself, then others will bet on me and it won't be worth as much."
"Yeah yeah, I got you." Link said, waving off Mudd's warning. "But will you explain again why I don't bet it all in the beginning when you still have a high number on your head, and walk away after the second or third round?"
"Because," Mudd said, with a small smile. "Arrow and I don't have many chances to race with competition. We want to milk this as much as humanly possible."
--------------------------------------During the race----------------------------------------------------------
Mudd and Arrow were in position to run (They were number 8, by the way.) and Link was betting.
"Um... yes, I'd like to bet thirty rupees on racer number eight."
Thirty rupees is more than a little, but Mudd doesn't have to know.
"Okay then. But if I were you," The man said in a Daen accent. "I'd bet on racer number 6. Don't tell the boss this, but he has probably the best chance of winning out of this whole lot."
"No thanks, number 8 is who I want to bet on."
"Okay, the races can start in three, two... one........ GO!!!" The announcer yelled as he shoot a bomb arrow in the air.
Mudd and Arrow broke off into a run the second the bomb exploded. They were only running at half Arrow's possible speed, and yet the had already passed the entire competition. The entire competition except for racer number 6.
That Daen man was right- I should have bet on that other guy! Link thought. Well, Mudd is probably just going for a bigger win next time.
Racer six won that round.
"Bet it all." Mudd told Link right after the race.
"But you said-"
"I know what I said. I was only going half speed, and this time I'll go full, and the next time. Then you stop betting and leave, I'll meet you at the start of Death mountain trail."
"Okay..." Link responded, unsure.
"Don't worry."
______________-------At Death Mountain Trail-------------________________________
"How much did we get?" Mudd asked.
"Well, we got about 5300 in all, but only 4500 after I take my cut." Link responded.
Mudd shrugged and gave Link 800 rupees.
"Hey Link, would you mind meeting me by the entrance of the Grudeo desert for me tomorrow? I need to go and..." Mudd thought of a good way to say it. "I need to tie up some loose ends."
"Okay..."
As soon as Link was out of sight, Mudd threw apart several boulders in his way to find the Goron he had seen following them.
Mudd grabbed the spy by the neck and slammed the two hundred pound Goron into the rock wall.
"You tell Goro that I have his money!" And with that, he picked up the Goron up and threw him off the cliff.
----------------------- Unknown location (Duh!) ---------------------------------------------------
"So Mudd finally has my money, then?"
"Well, uh, yeah. I just said that- why are you repeating me?"
So Goro snapped the unlucky Goron's neck. It just wasn't his day.
A/N
Starlll: Sorry it took me so long to finish this. I'm in a Charlie and the Chocolate factory play and-
Mudd: Enough with the excuses!
Starlll: Shut up!
Mudd: Whatever.
Starlll: Too bad no one signed up for that weekly mission thing. I told you it was a bad idea.
Mudd: That's it! (Starts strangling Starlll)
The Review Corner!!
Starlll: Welcome to the review corner!!
Mudd: What are you talking about? You just wrote "The review corner" on the chalk board and said "Welcome to the review corner!!".
Starlll: Shut up! Anyway, I'm just going to go over a review that I liked the most.
Mudd: You mean the review that you think we will be able to make the most puns off of.
Starlll: Precisely. This one is by Lostwonder15:
Return of Mido and Saria! ...they actually agreed...haha. So Mudd is immortal...well no wonder.
Mudd: It's no wonder why I'm immortal because I'm so unbelievably awesome.
To bad about Skinner though. I wonder what will happen next now that we know why Mudd has those things.
Mudd: It's too bad about Skinner? What about Solo?!
Your talking about the end already? I would like you to contiue for awhile!
Starlll: The end already? I knew the end before I started!
Mudd: You misspelled 'Continue' by the way.
I wonder why Mudd got the worst of the burning though, he was in my oppinoin the most mature of all of them, so why did he get the worst of it?
Starlll: Most...... Mature......? (Rolls on the floor laughing)
Mudd: That will be the day!
Guess I'll find out soon!
Starlll: No, you won't find out soon. I just made Mudd suffer because I don't like him.
Mudd: It's true!
(P.S. I have a dog MUCH better then your panther!)
Purple Panther: Saaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaat!?!?!?!??!?!?! Thaaaaaaaaat's iiiiiiit! Iiiiii'm Gooooooona fiiiiiiight thaaaaaaaat dooooog iiiiif iiiit's theeeeee laaaaaaaast tiiiiing IIIIIIII doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Starlll: Why did I make him use vowels so much?
P.S.
Mudd: Who was racer number 6 anyway?
Starlll: Excuse me?
Mudd: Well, you usually make people come back to haunt your O.C.'s. Racer 6 seemed fairly important in this chapter... so tell me!
Starlll: Could, should, would, won't.