His Name is Mudd

by Sir Starlll

What if Link got attacked on the road? Then after hunting the attacker, they were forced to be allies? Who would think that someone named Mudd would have such a story. Some MalonxOC Final Chapter UP! Chapter 13 is gone. Ask to see it.

11. Loose ends

A/N

Disclaimer: That pear- guitar is pretty cool, isn't it?

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Last time on His Name is Mudd:

"Hey Link, can you meet me at the beginning of Grudeo Valley?" Mudd asked. "I have a few loose ends I need to tie up."

With Goro:

"So Mudd has my money?"

With Malon/ Inigo/ Talon

"Wait a moment, there was no scene with us last time!"

This time on His Name is Mudd:

Mudd was on a cliff overlooking Hyrule field. He was drifting in thought as he looked at the several different paths.

One was a forest as dense as a moonless night.

One was a Lake, which he knew held his fate.

One was the domain of beings that could breath underwater as easy as above water.

One was a village with people who were poor, yet willing to give anything to others.

One was a mountain as dangerous as death.

One was a town in which the princess lived.

And one was a desert with no end.

"I might as well work my way across." Mudd said as a played a melody with a blade of grass.

The melody worked somewhat like Epona's song, but slightly different. Mudd had explained to Link about two months previously how it worked.

"This song only works to this exact rhythm and tune. You could falter even one beat and Arrow wouldn't budge. If someone gets on his back, then he will buck and roll until the thief is laying on the ground."

"Did that ever happen to you?" Link asked him.

"A few times." Mudd said, smiling at the memory.

Mudd jumped off the cliff and landed on Arrow's back without even faltering and headed for the Kokeri Forest.

"Okay Arrow, this is where I get off." Mudd said, knowing that all horses were afraid of the Lost Woods. Mudd had chosen the path that would go directly around the village.

Time: 10:30 A.M. Hyrule standard time.

Mudd was at the very edge of the woods. Some people wondered what had happened to the village that Mudd, Skinner, and Solo lived in. The village itself had slowly moved west, and turned into the Land of the Kokeri. The building that the three brothers lived in, however, was in the Lost Woods.

Mudd was trekking through dense trees, cutting in random spots until he found the clearing. To bad someone else was there, too.

The two instantly locked eyes and began hacking away at each other.

The other man's figure resembled Mudd's, though it was a bit smaller and faster. He wore a hood that covered his entire head, neck up.

Mudd was in for the fight of his life.

The two slapped knives like they were swords and they ended up making two 'X' shapes.

"This is a sacred ground!" Mudd yelled at the man who was trespassing.

Trespassing was a small word compared to what the black- clad figure was doing.

"I know!"

Then the two rolled away to get some distance. Mudd loaded his bow and drew.

"I'll give you a chance: You can either go and never come back, or let me kill you now."

"I'd like to see you try the second option." And the man threw a throwing knife with expert aim and cut the bowstring.

"Would you like to talk this over?" Asked Mudd, putting his bow and weapon scabbard down.

The other man put down his weapons as a sign of agreement.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Mudd asked.

The other man, who seemed to be Mudd's equal responded:

"Wait, you're the one who was racing me the other day, racer number 8!"

"Racer... number 6?"

"Yes. And as for why I am here, you tell me: why shouldn't I be here? This doesn't have any signs telling me to leave."

This smart mouthed guy was really starting to get on his nerves.

"Go now or I'll make you."

"Weren't we at this same spot a few moments ago?" He asked smugly.

This guy is Tapdance on my last nerve! Mudd thought.

Racer 6 read Mudd's expression and said:

"Fine, I was done here anyway."

Racer 6 was laying down on the same cliff Mudd was on earlier that day.

I wonder why he was so angry at me for going there.

Maybe he had ancestors who used to live there.

Maybe he's...........................................................

Maybe he's...........................................................

Maybe..................................................................

No way. There is no way he's my brother. There's no way he's Mudd. Skinner thought.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. The rest of the NightGales are waiting for me.

And so Racer 6/ Skinner got up and headed for Daen.

1:30 standard Hyrule time.

Mudd had used the route from the Lost Woods to Goron City.

He wasn't sure that it was actually called Goron City. He would have to check later.

Hero was a simple fellow. He was mostly Hylian, but part of his heritage was Goron, so he enjoyed it there more than most of the world.

At the time, he was in a game room alone. Everyone else had left, but he was hoping he could find someone else to challenge at a game of poker. It didn't take long.

Mudd was being careful along the Goron halls. The fact that he was part Zora and in the city made Gorons tempted to throw him off the railing and down Death Mountain.

He carefully slipped into the game room.

"What are you doing here, Zora!?" Hero almost yelled.

"To apologize." Mudd said. "To apologize for all that time ago. Remember?"

"I remember."

Mudd and Hero were fairly good friends, but one day their gambling got too out of hand, and Mudd ended up taking 300 rupees from Hero.

"Here. Take it." And Mudd slapped 300 rupees on the table.

"I-Is this some kind of joke?"

"No. It's your's."

Hero smiled and put it in his rupee bag.

"You want to play for fun?" Hero asked.

"I'd love to."

2:00P.M. Hyrule standard time.

Link was in front of Professor Dofinshnats' laboratory.

He couldn't see very far into the lake, but he didn't seem to notice the fog.

Link entered the strange building, it was covered in dust, and all of the fish were dead.

4:00 P.M. Hyrule standard time.

Mudd was in front of Zora's Domain.

As he stepped past the waterfall and entered, he felt like he was finally home.

Mudd dived over the waterfall overlooking the domain and couldn't help a jolt of excitement. He was underwater, looking for one special person.

"Rutabaga!" He yelled underwater.

The Zora tribe was used to having their name called underwater, ans Rutabaga came swimming over instantly.

Mudd pointed to the surface and asked "You want to know the final step to becoming a marksman?"

4:30 Hyrule standard time.

"Okay Rutabaga, first off, you need proper arrows from a birch tree. You can make them by......." Mudd went over all the things people needed for good bows and arrows.

Then, he told Rutabaga about kill points. ("You see, if you want your hit to be deadly, then you should hit their heart, neck, or eyes. The face will just make them spew blood everywhere, with the equivalent of.......) the stun points (their wrists will stop all movement in their hands, ending the battle.) and many other things.

"Now I'm going to tell you the best way to practice:

When you go to Grudeo Valley, allow yourself to get caught. Then you hook shot up to the wooden window and stay there. This is one of the few sniper posts in Hyrule. Take careful aim and take out as many as you can."

Rutabaga nodded happily. Lately the Grudeos have been bothering the Zora. Time to show them who's boss!

6:30 Hyrule standard time.

Mudd was in front of Zelda's castle. He knew that he could enter to see Zelda, but this way was more fun.

Mudd waited for the sentries to switch and he climbed the stone wall like an eight-Legged spider.

Mudd never did have a fear of heights, and didn't understand why others do.

Eventually he got up to Zelda's window and knocked on it.

Zelda turned around and almost had a heart attack as she saw a face in the window.

Mudd made sure she couldn't tell who had scaled the castle, and jumped down, catching himself on the way down several times until he was riding Arrow to safety.

Zelda looked at the window and pulled out a note:

Tell super guard I said hello.

"Tell super guard I said hello?"

10:00 Hyrule Standard time.

Mudd was slowly walking into Lon-Lon Ranch, not wanting to wake anyone up.

The other six gold rupees were hidden in a bag that he had privately stored under the dirt.

After he had fished it out, he slowly crept away.

"Mudd?" It was Malon.

Mudd turned around and the contents of the rupee bag fell out.

"Let's face it." He said. "You've caught me doing worse things."

"But- wait- are those- how long did you keep that there-"

"Wait a moment, I'll tell you the whole story later." Mudd said, collecting the money.

"Mudd, wait."

There was a moment of silence.

"I love you."

Mudd didn't even hesitate. He took both of her wrists and began kissing her.

Later, the next day.

Link was waiting for Mudd. He was in Grudeo valley, just like he said, at the same exact time.

Link closed his eyes. He knew Mudd for about seven months now and Mudd always did what he said he would.

Let's see... I knew him for about 21 weeks, there are seven days in a week... so I knew him for 147 days. Link's math was improving, too. I met him in the late summer, so that means that winter is coming!

"Hey, Link! I'm here!"

"Finally! What took you so long?"

"I'll... tell you later. Come on."

Meanwhile....................

"So Mudd is finally on his way."

"Y-yes master."

"My servant, do you know what today is?"

"Um... Tuesday, sir... master?"

"No. Today is a bad day to owe me money."

A/N

Starlll: WOW!! I wrote this entire chapter in one day!!

Mudd: Good job.

Starlll: You seem awfully happy.

Mudd: Yes, well....

Starlll: But hey, heck with that. I'd like you all to meat my newest O.C...... Silicon!!

(An eight year old with Jedi wannabe robes and a paper bag with a dragon on it walks in.)

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Silicon: Hi everyone!

Mudd: What's with that paper bag with the dragon on it?

Silicon: Well, I figured that since my role model, Starlll, has one that changes every week, I should make one too!

Starlll: He's my apprentice.

Mudd: What's he trying to learn?

Starlll: How would I know?

The Review Corner!!

This was submitted by LostWonder15:

Sorry! and Solo, though it was stupid of him to but that stuff on his arms.
And its his fault Mudd has to pay his debt! So I feel NOTHING (echoes in the
background) for Solo!

Mudd: If you think that was stupid of him, you should have seen some of the other stuff he did. But besides, he was just trying to feed the three of us!

You made Mudd suffer more because you don't like him?!
Well...I could see that...good job Starlll!

Mudd: Wait, YOU also want me to suffer?

Mudd is more mature because he
didn't get caught, my definition of mature, he can acually escape.

Starlll: Mudd won't EVER be mature. And you misspelled "actually". You forgot the 't'.

Mudd: And I didn't try to escape, I just stayed on top of the roof I was on.

Oh and I hope your panther isn't allergic to dogs, because my dog has LOTs of fur!

Green Panther: I'm not allergic to anything!

Mudd: Wait, weren't you purple?

Green Panther: I can change color. I hope your dog isn't allergic to my fur!

Racer6 is probably going to haunt Mudd, you said you wanted him to suffer so make
him suffer more! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry had a
moment there! I'm like that...~.~ Can't wait for the next chapter!

Silicon: I have moments, too.

Starlll: And as you can tell, by this chapter: That's not what I meant by torture.

(P.S. DOGS RULE! PANTERS DROOL!)

Silicon: And Starlll is awesome!

Starlll: Isn't this little guy awesome?

Silicon: This makes me want to sing!

Starlll: Not in public.

P.S. Hey, Lost, can I use your dog, sort of like an O.C. In the author's notes next chapter?

P.S.S. Hey, I need a vote on this: What should I write on my next Fan Fiction:

A story about Skinner in the fire Emblem section, or a squeal about the Twilight Generation of Mudd?

P.S.S.S. The next chapter is the Finale, so be prepared for one of the most jaw-dropping amazingly-radically-wicked-super-mega-unpredictable ending ever.

P.S.S.S.S. Anyone who wants their story to be free advertised, speak up NOW!!

See you next time!