Disclaimer: I own Nothing apart from my sanity and I think that may be slowly heading south... Anyway, I don't own the Labyrinth or any Characters. *sigh*

Hey Guys and Girls, an actually story from me. I know, shock horror. I really like this one :D It's just a little lemony humour I thought up ages ago and it hasn't left me alone, so I dragged out the old typewriter and started hacking away while the goblins made me coffee :D I'll try and update daily. But I wont bother if you guys don't like it lol. Let me know what you think R&R please : ) No flames. They make the Goblins sad :(

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Description: Five years have past for our pair, Jareth is bored and Sarah is in college. What will happen when her Mythology teacher mysteriously falls ill and there is a replacment sub? A strangly familiar and attractive male...

Just a little bit of Lemony Humour that wont leave me alone. Enjoy!

Jareth was bored. Really bored. No, he thought to himself, not really bored, painfully bored. What he would give for something exciting to happen.

He sighed and tapped his leather clad leg with his trusty riding crop. He surveyed the throne room before him. Like the rest of the castle, it had been redecorated shortly after Sarah's victory. It was now a great white marble room that had tall elaborate pillars surrounding it with great black and silver patterns carved into each one displaying a different scene from the Labyrinth's history and great silver drapes hanging from one pillar to the next. The King never was known for his subtle taste.

Jareth's favourite carving stood on the pillar to the left of his grand silver and crystal throne. It showed the image of a young girl standing in the middle the wreckage of the Escher room, with a, slightly younger looking (due to the king's demand) version of Jareth standing before her offering the girls her dreams. Although, One with an outside perspective would have thought that Jareth would not allow such a memory of his own defeat to be uttered within in the kingdom let alone allow it to be embellished on marble a mere three foot away from he sat. The king however, did not mind this memory as, after a few years of rage and pain, and not to mention serveral broken and destroyed objects (hence the new throne room) he had come to the conclusion that Sarah was indeed to young and selfish to understand what was being offered to her. Even if it was his heart. He still loved and cared about the girl and certainly looked in on her from time to time but he was happy to wait until she called for him again. Which, if he knew her, and he reckonedhe did, she will.

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Sarah mentally kicked herself as she practically sprinted through the corridors of her college. How she could ever have let herself run this late for her Mythology class she will never know. She hugged her books close to her chest as she rounded the final corner to her classroom, her ebony hair falling mercilessly around her flushed face.

It had been 5 years since she had run the Labyrinth and how her life had changed. Sarah was no longer the shy, friendless girl she used to be but she was now surrounded by a close group of both female and male friends that she loved with all her heart. She currently shared an apartment with her two best friends, Eva and Tom. Eva was a petite blonde with a bubbly laugh and sense of humour who shared Sarah's interest of fairytales but was also a huge hit with the guys, which Sarah never minded of course. Tom on the other had was more relaxed, tall and good looking with brown spiky hair and bright blue eyes, those eyes always slightly reminded her of someone else's… Tom had always had crush on Sarah but she had never felt 'that way' towards him so she constantly turned a blind eye to some of his antics. Sarah had also now started college and although majoring in History, she also decided to minor in Mythology, which incidentally was how she met Eva. Although she had grown up a lot over the past 5 years, and damn, had she grown, but she still had a place in her heart for Myths and Fairytales, and of course the creatures that came with them.

Sarah often found herself remising about her younger self and the adventures she got into. One adventure in particular. In five short years she hadn't forgotten a single detail about her trip to the Underground. True she hadn't recently had time to keep in touch with her mythical friends but she still remembered everything. She remembered the heat of the sun on her pale young skin, the ungodly stench that was the bog, the towering mountains that stood tall and haunting above the castle. She remembered the feeling of having friends for the first time and how happy the made her.

She also remembered him.

She remembered how terrified of him she had been, how his eyes had grown cold and fierce when she had told him his Labyrinth was "A piece of cake" and how he had spat how he "wondered what her basis for comparison was" with such venom when she winged about things being unfair. Now that she was more mature she could see exactly what he had meant. In the grand scheme of things he was being extremely fair to her and he could have made her time in the Labyrinth much more difficult if he had felt like it. But he hadn't. She also remembered his offer. "Fear Me, Love me, Do as I say and I will be your slave". At the time all Sarah had cared about was rescuing Toby from her selfish wish and going home, she did not stop to consider what it was he was offering her or how he was laying his heart out in front of her. But she understood now. She had thought about calling him a few times like she called Hoggle, just to set things straight between them, but of course she had chickened out. To be honest, who wouldn't? The man was still terrifying even if he was ridiculously gorgeous. And besides, what if Eva or Tom had walked in while he was there? How on earth was she going to explain a strangely dressed, well spoken, gorgeous man in her room who looked like he had just dropped out of the 1800's?

Nu uh. Wasn't going to happen.

Sarah exhaled heavily as she approached the door of her classroom to compose herself before quickly opening it ready to make her apology for being late.

Oooooooh whats going to happen? Well R&R to find out :P Humour and sweetness next chapter :P

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