Hiya guys,

Two chapters in one night, you lucky fellows :) I think this is mostly a bit of filler, *cowars before angry mob* I know I know, I promised lovely fluffy goodness but I need the story to get to a certain point before I could do that and it took longer than I anticipiated. I'm Sorry :( I PROMISE next chapter FLUFFY goodness :D

But for now i'll leave you with the lovely image of Jareth shirtless in those yummy yummy pants of his. That should get you through :) Anyway lovelies, R&R please, and stay tuned :)

Description: Five years have past for our pair, Jareth is bored and Sarah is in college. What will happen when her Mythology teacher mysteriously falls ill and there is a replacment sub? A strangly familiar and attractive male... wackyness ensues...

Pairings: Jareth/Sarah YAY

Disclaimer: I don't own the Labyrinth or any related characters. *sigh* Why must you torment me? Oh, i do however own Eva and ... yay... I would rather have Jareth. Hmph.

Jareth watched amused as his little crystal showed the slightly miffed Sarah madly rushing about looking for that missing Mythology book she just couldn't find anywhere. He let out a mischievous laugh as he drummed his fingers on said Mythology book she was so desperately looking for.

His never ending spell of boredom meant that he needed to find ways to entertain himself, well, when he said entertain himself, he meant sending the goblins to entertain him for him. He was the Goblin King after all, and what use were Goblins if they didn't do as he said. Not that he wasn't amused by their little stunt. In fact he was highly amused by it; also he enjoyed watching Sarah get increasingly annoyed and flustered. He inwardly chuckled to himself. It had however given him a rather mischievous boredom-solving idea.

He grinned a sly smile exposing those pearly whites of his. "Oh, yes. This would be fun" he thought, and it would keep his boredom at bay for at least, oh, two hours? And with that he sprang out of his throne and raced off down the hallway to his chambers, his blonde mane flowing wildly behind him, all the while carrying the precious stolen Mythology book with him.

A small goblin child that had been overlooking the whole event while being seating a the foot of the throne playing with some of Jareth's unwanted crystals looked around confused, before climbing up onto the throne and doing his best moody bored King impression which highly amused all the other goblins, if not the Goblin King himself.

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Sarah slowly pushed the classroom door open making sure that it was safe to enter without getting her head bitten off by her Mythology teacher Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman was the most dreaded teacher throughout the whole college. Not because he was ridiculously strict or gave you lots of stacks of work, but because he was just so dull. Sarah liked to believe that he was once a lively exciting humorous young man, but that was long gone. Mr. Herman was in his late 60's now and was thought to be the only living person whose main interests included the collecting of tea cosies. But due to luck, as believed by Sarah, Mr. Herman was otherwise occupied elsewhere.

Breathing a sigh of relief Sarah spotted Eva sitting across the room at their usual desk near the front, waving frantically for Sarah to come join her.

"Sarah!" Eva called "what took you so long?" the blonde asked bubbly "I asked you ten minutes before I left if you were ready. What on earth were you doing S? Nothing naughty I hope." Eva giggled. Sarah smiled and rolled her eyes.

"I couldn't find my Mythology book Eva, nothing naughty" she laughed as she took her usual place in the class slinging her book bag on the floor after getting out her journal. "I'm sure I put it by my bag last night."

"Sounds to me like you're losing it S"

Sarah sighed in agreement.

"Anyway…" Eva continued to babble on before Sarah could start talking about how she was sure she heard the pitter patter of clomping Goblin feet before her book 'Mysteriously' disappeared. Years had pasted and yet goblins were still a royal pain in her ass. Maybe Royal wasn't the right word, there was only one Royal Goblin she wanted to be a pain in her…

"Ewww…" Sarah mentally slapped herself. Nasty.

"What was that?" Eva asked looking up from her magazine she was absently flicking through while talking about nothing.

"Oh nothing, just losing it like you said" Sarah giggled.

"See, you need to get your self a man S, give you something to focus on" Eva gave a sly wink and laughed. Suddenly she started bouncing up and down in her seat waving her arms. "Oh Oh Oh! Did I tell you? Mr. Herman is on holiday for a week. So we've got a sub."

Sarah raised an eyebrow at her strangely excitable friend. "Why is that so exciting?" Sarah questioned boredly. She didn't care who taught them, Mr. Herman or no Mr. Herman, this lesson was a waste as she didn't have her damn book.

"Because…." Eva said sing-song leaning closer to Sarah, her wavy blonde hair swinging from behind her ear "He's meant to be a real Hottie!" Eva felt the need to emphasized the word 'Hottie' by licking her finger and making a sizzling noise which made Sarah giggle slightly.

"If you say so" Sarah smiled at her friend thinking she was absolutely stark raving mad but she loved her.

Sarah brushed a strand of her dark hair from in front of her eyes. She had decided to leave it down today, but whereas it was usually straight, her hair had a slight wave to it today due to her wearing it in a French plait last night and not having time to straighten it through. It didn't bother Sarah; to be honest she quite liked it. Unlike Eva she wasn't particularly fussed by what she wore to class. Eva was perfectly polished in everyway, bouncy blonde hair, blue eyes and a dress sense to rival that of a fashion artist. Where as Sarah made do with her black tight jeans and a baggy t-shirt. Who was going to see her in class anyway?

Oh yeah, this so called 'Hottie'. Sarah inwardly scoffed to herself. Eva would re-define the word Hottie if a certain King was to ever show himself.

Just as Sarah opened her journal to start doodling like she usually did when she was bored, the classroom door opened and in walked what Sarah assumed was the substitute teacher. Sarah kept her eyes on the sketch she was drawing in her journal of a familiar small fox and a sheep dog.

"Oh. My. God." Eva gasped and mimicked her earlier "sizzle" motion. Sarah mumbled her approval without ever looking up, putting the finishing touches to her Sir. Didymus and his noble steed. Sarah smiled wondering if he ever did feed him again.

Sarah became lost in her drawings as the new teacher started to call the roll. She had started a new sketch to go with the previous one; this one however was far less cute and more terrifying if not gorgeous. She was just finishing his wild mane when Eva gave her a sharp dig in the ribs.

"Sarah!" She hissed at her quietly, jolting Sarah out of her daydreaming just in time for Sarah to here her name being called again.

"Sarah Williams?" A velvety male voice drawled for the second time. Sarah found the voice oddly handsome if not familiar.

"Here Sir." Sarah answered dully in a dreary voice.

Sarah slowly pulled her attention away from her drawing in her Journal and began to raise her head as the voice began to speak again. Looking up Sarah found herself suddenly staring into a pair of unforgettable mismatched blue eyes, and letting out a low audible gasp.

The teacher grinned a sly mischievous smile.

"Come, come now Sarah, you know better than that. Call me Jareth."

Wooo :D Sorry guys, I know that chapter was kinda a bit of filler and not much of our God that is the Goblin King, but I PROMISE fluffy humoury goodness next chapter :D I just really needed it to get to this point. It's plain humourous sailing from now on... I might even get our King making cookies. Who knows :)

R&R fitties :)

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