Wow, I got such nice feedback on the last chapter that I have decided to continue this with some new drabbles. So read and enjoy. And yes, kryptonite IS spelled with a k. Sorry.

SIX THINGS THAT HAVE NEVER HAPPENED TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE-2

John Stewart woke up at six a.m., just like he did every morning. The problem was that his mission the day before had stolen most of the night, so John was still asleep when he got up and walked to the bathroom. He leaned over the sink, turned on the water and began splashing his face. Suddenly John felt his Green Lantern ring (of which he never separated if he could avoid it) slipping of his finger. Before the ex-marine could react, the ring was already way down the drain. "Damn it" – thought John, - "they are not going to like this up there in Oa". They didn't.

J'onn J'onnz had never really had any interaction with common people from Earth. Perhaps that was why he was now at a loss while an Earthling stood in front of him. It was a teenage girl of about fifteen. She had big blue eyes, blond hair and was dressed in full-body green suit that was supposed to resemble his own. The girl looked at him with wide open eyes, perfectly silent, and there was something that in her gaze that scared J'onn. If he had not been a superhero, he might have run. He wanted to run. He actually attempted to fly away but the girl grabbed his boot and screamed in an awfully high-pitched voice: "Don't go! I love you, J'onn! I am your soulmate, I know! I love you! I know we can be happy together!" This shocked the martian so that he landed back on the ground. The girl went back to silent mode.

He then saw Batman approaching them. The Dark Knight had probably noticed J'onn's prolonged absence from the crime scene thay had been investigating (which the alien left in order to gather his thoughts) and was coming to his rescue. But as the fellow superhero approached him, the martian noticed the smirk on his face. Batman watched the scene for a moment before saying: "Never knew you had a groupie". He then walked away. J'onn just stood there with the girl still clinging to his boot. This was going to take a while.

Kara Kent was bored. She was currently alone at the farm. And grounded. She took a book from the shelves. Five minutes later the teenager put it back. Finally, Kara decided to do something she almost never did since most of the people she trusted had adviced her against it. The girl would watch TV.

She settled on the couch and flicked through the channels, that were five in total. Kara tried the news, the sports and the weather before deciding for an anime marathon. At first, she was bored, but then became thrilled. Not so much by the plot, but by one of characters. She was beautiful, strong and had actually a few things in common with Kara herself. Her hair and her eyes, for instance. And the kryptonian just loved her costume. After the marathon ended, Kara had made a decision. This grounding was probably a sign from the sky and now she knew what to do. The worl didn't need a female Superman wannabe. Supergirl was to be no more, instead a new hero would rise.

When Clark arrived home, he found his cousin busy over her costume. She added a bow to the front and cut her skirt shorter. The "S" was also gone. But Clark decided to wait until morning to enquire what this was all about. But he didn't get a chance as Metropolis was attacked.

Superman was easily dealing with the henchmen of Lex Luthor as a shadow came over the battle scene. Everyone turned and saw Supergirl, no, not Supergirl. It was Kara, but she had a new, weird style. The girl then shouted: "I am the Soldier of Love and Justice. I am Sailor Moon!" The henchmen started to giggle. If there ever was a moment then Clark wanted to disappear from the face of Earth, it was this.

As the seven founding members of the Justice League along with a few chosen others made their way to the conference room, the Question got ready for his report. He had called them all and said that it was a matter of great importance. Finally, they were settled and Vic Sage begun. "Fellow Leaguers, it seems that I have discovered the greatest conspiracy of all. In truth, we are only parts of commercial franchises used by the government in order to keep children from reading real books. They make movies, TV shows, cartoons and all kinds of merchandise. They write our lives and if they don't like how something turned out they claim it happened in another universe. We have died and been reborn. We have had dozens of versions. Our families, our friends,our lives had been invented. Thousands enjoy our suffering. In a few words, we have been invented by people…real people" After seeing the shocked faces of his companions, the Question smirked underneath his mask: "No, actually that was an April Fools joke. Heh. Can't believe you bought it" With that, he left the room.

Black Canary was really not in the mood for going outside. And she had a damn good reason, too. But Dinah could not ignore an emergency call from Green Arrow.

When the superheroine arrived at the scene of crime, she saw a bunch of goons beating the crap out of a half-conscious Ollie. "Why today?" – she wondered before going into action. Black Canary sent the ones currently punching her boyfriend flying and then engaged in hand to hand combat with the other five. Green Arrow jumped back to his feet and begun helping her. After a few muntes of combat, he finally asked: "Hey, why don't you just use your canary cry and we go out for a pizza?" Her glare made him wish that he had kept his mouth shut.

Finally, the heroes won. Green Arrow turned to Dinah: "And why exactly didn't you use canary cry?" The woman pointed to her throat and made a weird noise. "Wait, don't tell me that you have got the flu and lost you voice?" Black Canary nodded. Ollie broke out laughing. She punched him in the face.

Helena Bertinelli entered her appartment through the window, threw her mask and cape over the couch and collapsed in front of her computer. First, Huntress checked her mail. "ConspiracyTheories110", "ConspiracyTheories111" and "ConspiracyTheories112" from Question immediately ended up in the "spam" section, like had the previous one hundred and nine letters. The woman checked the one labeled "JLU Notice, Important", but that turned to be only an announcement: "Airlock Accidents and How to Prevent Them" that she didn't even read. There was also a letter from Black Canary: "Girl's night 'morrow? I'll kick your ass!" Huntress replied with a short: "Try, Blondy Chick". Yet another advertisement from "Anger Management Anonymous". If she ever found out who sent her these twice a day… And another "JLU Notice", which read:

"Dear member/ reserve member/ ex-member with access to the Watchtower,

We kindly remind you that the Watchtower is NOT a hotel/ love motel/ your house. Therefore, bringing your wife/ kids/ mistress/ family members/ friends/ acquaintances and/or hobos for a temporary/permanent stay is UNACCEPTABLE. Even if that stay is a for one night. Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day"

Helena sighed and was about to go to bed when she noticed seventeen more letters of "ConspiracyTheories" had arrived. The young woman groaned and punched the screen of her computer in annoyance. It broke. Maybe she should give "Anger Managent Anonymous" a try, after all…

Well, that was some more randomness. R&R, no flames, please.