A/N: Well I'm Muffin-crumbs and this is my first Fan-Fic when I was younger I used to write comics with my friend and as you can well imagine I am scared shitless, comics and a full blown story are completely different. Um well this is a Naruto Fan-Fic, now it doesn't follow the story in exactly as Kishimoto-Sensei is writing it, it does have several similarities to his second part of his story(Shippuuden for those that watch the anime the filler was alright). Now that I'm done I'll let my editor talk if he wants

E/N 1:Hello, Oxy am Oxymoronx2. Go for it, make fun of Oxy's name, call Oxy a moron because Oxy will just do the same, since you might not know what the word means. 3 Well as you know Oxy is Muffin-crumbs Editor, and Oxy is scared shitless as well. This is Oxy's first time editing a Fan-Fic. Oxy hopes that you like this story, and as Muffin pointed out, it does has several similarities. Well, here it goes, after you read what Oxy wrote (which only wasted your time, you could have been reading the chapter already!!) Oxy hopes you will like it. (Note on the third person: Oxy finds it somewhat challenging. X3

E/N:I'm FunSack and I'm here as a fan of this Fan-fic and as an editor to help out my good ol' friend Muffin-crumbs. While this is his first time writing one of these it's also my first time helping edit one, so I'm really hoping you all like it. Send any reviews or comments so we know what to improve on or what you really liked even dislike. Hope you enjoy the read )

Oh btw I don't own Naruto or any of its characters

Here are some examples of what you'll be seeing and some of their uses:
"Speech. Hey look its my first quote."
'Thinking. I wonder if I should say who's evil form the beginning'
'Inner voice of character Fk yeah!! I f-n rock out loud.'
EventsBeep or I explain things like this As he typed on his keyboard
italicsthis here is just for emphasis on certain words that are important
NormalThis right here with out anything, is all narration the editors got confused and thought the readerswould too, I didn't want to 'casue I thought you guys looked smart enough but if they said so I have to.

Chapter 1

Ring "Oh man, its time to get up already?"Ring grumbled the blond haired teen as he slowly opened his eyes blinking a few times to clear his blurry vision. He looked out his window and saw a gray sky, he never really cared what the weather was he figured out when he was younger that the sky has nothing to do with good days or bad, what mattered was what you did with them.Ring He sat up and his blanket rolled down his chest and stopped at his toned abdomen. He stretched and then hit the little alarm-clock causing it to stop its whiny ring.

'I always thought it kinda funny that something so small can destroy my comfort.' As he smirked at his clever commentary, he completely uncovered himself from his bed. Turning to the left, since it was the quickest way to the bathroom, he made his way to take care of that bulge in his boxers

As he stood in front of his toilet relieving himself he said what he always said in the mornings, it became routine after he heard it in class one day. "Like ol' Ben Franklin said 'In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.' But he forgot about morning-wood!" He stated with a toothy grin.

With his bodily affairs in order he continued with his morning routine which was 250 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, and 175 Hindu squats, brushing his teeth, and a shower. He got out of his steamy bathroom with his towel wrapped around his waist, his blond hair damp and getting in his face covering his enormous sapphire orbs he called eyes. Although he wasn't popular with the girls in his class because he seemed like an idiot to them, they were still madly in love with those gems as they called them.

He walked back to his room and walked towards his closet and passed his computer and turned it on and peeked at the clock next to his bed. "6:52, " he said out loud as he stared at the clothes in his closet. "Well I leave for school at 7:40 so I still got time to lie around."

He grabbed a white T-shirt and put it on while walking to a bureau he pulled of his towel and opened the drawer, grabbed a pair of boxers that happened to be his lucky heart boxers. He was about to put them on then thought 'Actually Sasuke and I are going out for lunch so I don't need any luck today.' As his sweat dropped and his eyes scrunched, and grabbed another pair.

"Well let's see what my E-Mail has for me this fine morning." Naruto said to no one in particular as he walked to his computer. "Hmm…Junk, virus, hate mail, hate mail, comment reply, hate mail, virus, hate reply, junk, hate reply virus…wow that's new. Well these go in the trash and these I'll open later. Let's see what else is here." He scrolled down his inbox and noticed one titled. 'Save Us!!' "Huh? What's this? Probably just another damn scam. I'm not falling for that one again, President of the lottery commission of Nigeria." He was about to click Delete but he just couldn't get himself to do it, after some hesitation he clicked it open. And read the contents:

Most esteemed Naruto Namikaze, 'Who's Namikaze, well they got Naruto right'

I am from the Kingdom of Konoha 'Great another scam' and I send you this letter on behalf of the kingdom and her Highness Lady Tsunade and her esteemed court. It is her wish that I bring you to her in hopes of…'Boring! Well at least this scam seemed to have some sort of imagination, although they messed up with my name.'

He was about to delete it but stopped he still had this feeling of attachment to it. He hesitated to drag it to the trash but he flagged it for later. "I'll show it to Sasuke for later maybe he'd get a kick out of it. Well that' all the e-Mail I got so I guess I better get dressed." Turning off his computer "7:10".

He wondered if Sasuke would even care about what he was planning to show him but he told Sasuke everything. He was his only friend.

Flashback Start

Evening was falling as the sun took its set. There was a slight chill in the Summer air, hinting that the end of summer was near as fall was creeping around the corner A young child with golden hair sat in the park, sobbing quite loudly. Meanwhile a black haired boy was walking back towards his home, when he heard someone crying. He turned searching his surroundings to find the source of the crying. And he spotted a figure by a large tree and figured that it was that person that was crying.

"Hey are you alright?" questioned the raven-hired youth walking up to the boy. The blond turned startled by the voice.

"Huh?" he replied.

"I asked if you were alright? Hi, my name is Sasuke Uchiha what's yours?"

"I-I-I'm NarutosniffNaruto Uzumaki.sniff" His sobbing stopped.

"Hey Naruto, so what are you crying about if you don't mind me asking?"he asked for the third time as he took a seat next to his new friend.

"Miss. Emi said that the reason mommy isn't around is 'cause she forgot about me." Replied Naruto as tears began to fill his eyes that were red and puffy.

"Don't worry Naruto I'm sure who ever this Emi is, she's lying." Naruto looked at the stranger."I pretty sure that a mommy never forgets her kids, maybe she just went on vacation."

"Do you think that's true, do you think mommy is on a trip?" Naruto questioned the other youth a glint of hope replaced the tears.

He looked into the blue eyed child, they had a certain sparkle in them, "Sure." he replied scratching his cheek averting his gaze trying to hide his uncertainty. Smiling, the black haired boy got up and extended his hand towards Naruto, "Hey lets go to my house and play there it's getting kinda cold out here don't you think?"

Naruto surprised by the kindness of the boy he just met not 10 minutes ago grabbed the boys hand and they headed to his house Sasuke's house.

Flashback End

Naruto shook his head and got his head back in focus. He went into his closet grabbed his uniform. His school had implemented a sort of dress-code. The boys were only allowed to wear a polo or button down shirt with a tie, and a pair of Haggar style pants or shorts. Any color were allowed when the rule was implemented at the beginning of the year, but that was going to change because of the crazy ideas some of the students had, in terms of color choices, to try and 'stick it to the man'.Only to have their 'rebellion' thwarted by stating next year they only had five color choices. But seeing as he had a plethora of choices for the remainder of the year he wore an orange polo, that accented his blue eyes very well, and some khaki shorts and a pair of sandals. The sandals were not allowed but he didn't care about that it was only lunch detention and that was just picking up trash, if he was caught of course. He made sure it matched though, he didn't care what others thought of him but he never thought he should look like a slob.

He got his backpack and his books, not that he ever used them but he lugged them around with him. He was very fidgety and could not stay still for long so he liked having something in the vicinity of his hands to play with. Grabbing his keys off the top of the desk, he made his way downstairs, but stopped as he passed his living room, waved good-bye to a picture frame in which a handsome blond-haired man hugged a very beautiful and very pregnant woman with long silky red hair. The man seemed to have sneaked up behind her, as her face seemed surprised and flustered.

Naruto locked up his house, as he heard a voice next door, "I'm leaving." Naruto walked down his walkway and through his gate and took a left. "Alright." the young man in his mid teens closed the door behind him and walked towards the street, took a left and ended right next to Naruto. Both boys looked straight ahead, it seemed as they did not notice the other as they walked.

Naruto was the when who broke the silence, not looking at the boy. " Sasuke." He saiad in a rather cold voice.

"Naruto." Sasuke curtly replied. They walked in silence for awhile looking straight the entire time.

They both stopped walking and were shaking violently..."Bwahahahaha!!" Naruto irrupted in laughter and so did Sasuke "Hahahahaha!!"

"A-ha-ha! Y-y-you broke first!! You idiot hahaha!" Sasuke blurted out trying to contain his laughter holding back tears.

"What?! Your crazy I only broke after I heard you! Hahahahaha" was Naruto's only response knowing full-well he was the loser, but he kept up the facade to try and get out of the penalty they had placed for breaking the silence the day before.

"Oh no, you little blond punk your the one who cracked so you have to buy lunch today." Sasuke, replied now calming down although a little chuckle escaped him every now and then.

"Oh yeah and what if I don't? Huh? Sasuke, what are you gonna do about it?"

"I''l kick your ass that's what I'm gonna do and then make you pay for the next week so you better shut up and take your punishment like a man" He emphasized man, because whenever some one challenged Naruto's manliness he would do everything in his power to prove his machismo.

"I'll show you I'm a man, as a matter a fact I'm paying for the whole week so you know your my bitch!" He retorted and gave his toothy grin.

Sasuke became furious with Naruto's comment and was about to strike the boy when Naruto blurted out "Heeeeeey. Would you look who's here it's Irkua-sensei Sasuke." He said this with an enormous smile knowing that he was saved from any retaliation from his friend because of the teachers' presence.

"Hello, gentlemen, you to seem lively today. Your not fighting are you?" Iruka questioned raising an eyebrow.

"What? Us? No, we're buds right Uchiha we would never fight about someone being someone else's bitch. Right? Uchiha." Naruto said in a matter-of-factly tone.

"Right." Sasuke replied through his teeth.

"Excuse me? Mr. Uzumaki, watch your language or your having detention today."

"Oh, come on Iruka-sensei bitch isn't that bad a word and besides school hasn't started yet. We're not even on school property yet!" Naruto interjected pointing out that they were still across the street from the campus.

"Well I do not want one of my students saying things they would not say in class even if they are not in class. What you say is none of my business, but when I am around you watch your language alright?" The teacher responded with a hint of authority in his voice. Sasuke just held in a chuckle knowing he would be reprimanded for laughing at his fellow classmates predicament.

"Fine, fine you win. I won't say bi-" Iruka gave the blond a hard glare"...ad words any more around you." The man had yet to let up on his glare." Or in school".

"Thank you Uzumaki I appreciate it. Now if you excuse me I must prepare for class." The teacher said as he crossed the street.

"Hey Iruka-sensei!" Naruto called out.

Sasuke already knew what was coming Naruto asked it every morning he pretended not to care but deep inside he wondered. Oh, how he wondered.

"Yes?" replied Iruka still walking towards the front gate.

"Are you finally gonna tell us about your scar, today in class?" He questioned

"Not if it has anything to do with Physics." He waved bye to his student.

Sasuke was a little disappointed by this but he gave no response to show it.

Naruto looked at his friend and asked. "Hey, don't you ever wonder?"

"No, not once." He replied trying to hide his curiosity and walked to the gate.

"You know he heard..." Sasuke at this point started to phase out of his conversation with his blond friend. Every time Naruto asked and got a no from Iruka, he always turned to Sasuke and started with a crazy lame-brain idea of how their instructor got the scar across the bridge of his nose.

Naruto had always stated that he heard these theories in school, but Sasuke had never heard them so he came to the conclusion that his friend made them up every morning.

Sasuke turned to his friend still not paying attention to any of the words but just looked at his classmate wave his hands in the air and do all these weird gestures. At one point Sasuke thought he motioned for turret gun. As he looked at his friend his sweat dropped as he motioned an explosion and fell to the floor, only to get back up quickly and continue on his explanation.

He phased back in because his friend started to finish, he knew this because he motioned himself driving a car. For some reason Naruto had made a car the third to last part in his explanation.

"...and then Iruka was like 'Oh Yeah baby!-'" Gyrating his hips with his hands on his head.

"...and thats when Maxima Tittyan's lover was like 'Oh no Secret Agent Iruka I will annihilate you for making a pass at my woman, with my "Super Mega Ultra Death Laser'-" Naruto maniacally laughed as the villain.

"...and then Silverdigit shoots it but Iruka goes all Matrix-"

Naruto bends his body slowly and moves his arms in the same slow manner and goes Whosh

"...and it only grazes him.-His finger crosses the bridge of his nose horizontally while still bent.

"...And THATS how Iruka got his scar." Naruto stated, as if it were fact as he straightened back up.

Sasuke just put a hand on his friends shoulder looked at him for a second and looked down as he shook his head in disappointment.

Naruto just looked as his friend walk away from him and asked what was wrong and got no answer from Sasuke, as they walked into school.

A/N: Well thats my first chapter of Return of an Heir and I know my summary has them Saving the kingdom of Konoha. And well all I can tell you is that they'll get there in I hope like chapter three. I say hope because I have no idea how school will turn out, maybe a fight? I feel this to be a little dry so I hope to post the second chapter on the same day. Ill see how oxy and Sack handle.

And Hey if you have any ideas tell me & please Review. Please I'm begging you! Flame if you have to I-I just need human interaction please I'm so alone!! T .T

clears throat Anywhooo... like I was saying review please. Even if you ignore me compliment oxy and Sack for taking times out of their precious days to help a poor man with his fictitious tales of grandeur for established characters giving me ideas making sure my spelyng, gramouer and miez puctumication marks. This is my first fic and I'm self-conscience about it, so ease my fears even by a bit, and if you flame I'll use it as inspirations to get better. If you give ideas I'll see if I can implement them in my ideas so please tell me how I did I can only go so far with oxy and Sack as help. So till next time remember that I love you.
Lovingly yours-Muffin-crumbs xoxoxoxoxo

E/N 1: It is Oxy, Oxy. Thanks for taking time to read this. Oxy hopes you enjoyed this Fan-Fic, chapter one that is, and is looking forward to the next chapter. Now I beg and plead. PLEASE GIVE US IDEAS!! Well, not sounding that we don't have our own. Oxy has a few ideas, just give us yours anyway, we might implement them in the story, who knows! What if Oxy told you that this was for Oxy's children!, wait to drastic, um for Oxy's dying dog!, wait, well this is for you? Gah 3 Just messing around. Send those ideas anyway. X3 Oxy out.

A/N (again): oxy doesn't know this cause I put it in after his edit but I have his dog hostage just thought you should know. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlightning and thunder Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go play some COD4 BDB 4 life!!

E/N: So this is the Sack, FunSack that is haha. Yea give some reviews here people so we can work on it and give you all something to really look forward too. We are still in the process of coming up with ideas and directions for the story and characters. With your comments you can bring up anything from the style of writing, to the type of words we use, the little grammer. We want to do the best we can. Remember if you truly like the way it seems to go it's all thanks to Muffin-crumbs good mind lol.