A/N: Well my readers this is the second chapter of Return of an Heir and well I know what the summary said something about penguins right? No? Oh thats right, well I'm telling you know that we're getting there don't you worry your cute little head of yours we're almost at our destination and I'm excited, I am finally gonna get it on!!fangirl squeal Excuse me for my lapse in judgment; I have failed you, excuse me while I commit sepuku(?). ...guh...

E/N 1: Hey hey! It is Oxy, Oxy! Oxy is super excited because Oxy is editing this in his new dorm room!! Yes that is right Oxy is in college I know I know. Even with all this work Oxy will still work hard to edit these chapters so that you the reader may enjoy. As you know this is Chapter two and Oxy is excited, erm excuse me for one second, -picks up xbox controller and shouts- "BASTARD SNEAKING UP ON OXY WITH THAT DAMN SILENCE MP5!! DAMN UAV JAMMER!!" -snaps back to editing- Oxy is sorry, most people love the MP5. Anyways, like Oxy said, Oxy will work hard to bring you, eh excuse me once more -picks up book and reads last parts of chapter- eh, now Oxy needs next book., OH yes the chapter, enjoy!! 3 (And yes, Oxy is a Paradoxyataur .)

E/N 2: ...A/N 2: Okay so it seems that Sack's computer blew up, also his 360 got the Red Ring of Death Cue dramatic music so I can't get to him, and I don't want to call him. So he won't be editing this chapter and maybe chapter 3 peace

Umm, cause I don't wanna get sued I gotta say I don't own Naruto, in any sorta way. I just have an imagination.

Here are some examples of what you'll be seeing and some of their uses:
"Speech." "I want some pie...ladies."
'Thinking.' 'I wonder if oxy is a paradoxyataur.'
'Inner voice of character' 'Oh, yeah BDB 4 life!'
EventsBuzz or I explain things like this usually motions or setting mood pelvic thrust
italics this here is just for emphasis on certain words that are important
NormalThis right here with out anything, is all narration the editors got confused and thought the readerswould too, I didn't want to 'casue I thought you guys looked smart enough but if they said so I have to.

Chapter 2
For yamanana for being first review so yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!

As both boys made their way into the school building. A group of seven girls came over to Sasuke and Naruto. Well more to Sasuke than Naruto, since the girls pushed Naruto head first into some lockers.

"Oh, good morning Sasuke. You know me and the girls were talking about how the prom is in a couple weeks and we were thinking how romantic it's gonna be.. sigh to bad no one has asked me." said the head blond, she wore a pair of jeans, a yellow long sleeve shirt and a small black vest.

"Or me." A brunette cut in, this one was wearing, a pair of white short shorts and a green sun dress. .

"I don't have any plans that day either Sasuke." the redhead stated, she fiddled with one of the buttons on her white long sleeve shirt, her pants a light pink.

"Or any one of us." another girl said.

Sasuke, despite the fact that this happened on several times a day, was still uncomfortable with the mob of girls who jumped him constantly. Well uncomfortable wasn't quite the right word it was more more along the lines of annoyed. He couldn't be forceful towards them cause they were girls, thus lied his predicament. It wasn't that he didn't like girls, on the contrary they were beautiful but hated how forceful they were even after he had rejected them multiple times before.

"Umm...sorry ladies I don't have the money to rent a tux on such short notice." Sasuke tried to make explain hoping they would back down.

"Oh, don't worry Sasuke, darling, we already have a tux ready for you. All you need to do is ask someone, and well since I paid for most of it..." Said the blond leaning in closer batting her eyelashes.

Naruto who had been dazed from the hit he took to the head, saw his friend was in trouble and was starting to freak out. So Naruto did the only thing he could do to save his friend, from something most guys would kill to have happen to them, he drew attention to himself.

"Hey I'll go with one of you." Naruto yelled as he got closer to the girls. "Yeah I already got a tux, and I got enough money to pay for a limo."

Sarah, the 'head blond' as Naruto had come to call her, despite the fact that she was the only blond in the group, gave him a look of utter disgust. "Who would want to go with a freak like you? I'm sure no woman would want to go out with you ever, right girls?" And all the girls nodded in agreement.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke, and the raven haired youth gave Naruto a look that had the felling of 'thanks buddy'. Naruto gave a slight nod and thought 'Run when you find an opening'. 'Alright' Sasuke replied mentally.

They had a very good understanding of each other, their bond was strong enough that they could have a small conversation with just looks, granted a few things were lost in translation but they were able to get their points across

"Aww, come on ladies whats so bad about me I'm willing to go all out here." All the girls now surrounded him ready to dig into him.

"Your a pathetic, lazy, idiotic, egotistical, simple-minded, loud, knuckle headed sorry excuse for a man." Sasame, the red-head interjected, with venom in each word. And the other girls just added more insults.

Sasuke saw his opening and slipped around the corner and ran to his next class. Sasuke hated lots of things but he hated being in Naruto's debt the most, but found himself in that position constantly. And the were all because of situations like these in which he was given a chance to escape his pestering fans. Naruto essentially took the same route to give Sasuke a chance to escape he would distract them by jumping into their conversations and took some vicious tongue lashings. Naruto acted as if those insults did not hurt him but Sasuke knew better.

Flashback Start
(Five years ago)

It was the final semester in their second year of middle school and Naruto and Sasuke had their favorite class Art. Now they did not like it because it was easy, in fact it was one of their hardest classes they had but their teacher Ms. Clearwater. She was 24, single and very beautiful but she had these thick glasses that made her look buggy and she had no sense of style; and because her parents were hippies she was one of the nicest and sad to admit one of the most gullible people on the face of the earth.

"Sasuke dear, can you go find Naruto he might be having trouble in the bathroom." Ms Clearwater asked her student in the most sweet tone imaginable.

If any other teacher had asked him to do this, Sasuke would have given a definite NO but since it was Ms. Clearwater he just had to oblige. "Yes, Ms. Clearwater." he answered with a slight blush infuriating all the girls as he simply made his way to the exit of the class Naruto had asked to go to the bathroom when Ms. Clearwater asked the blond to be the model for the class, but that was over thirty minutes ago, so understandably she was worried for her pupil.

He opened the door slowly and tip-toed in. as he made his way inside he heard a muffled sob. Sasuke intrigued by the noise. He moved silently and figured Naruto would get a kick out of seeing a picture of a cry baby, and so he pulled out his phone. And found his blond friend was the one crying. Sasuke was shocked beyond belief, he would never have thought that Naruto would be crying. In his hand was a piece of paper that seemed to have been torn off a larger piece; he couldn't read it but he saw the red ink that bled through the paper. Sasuke wondered what could make his friend cry, and then it came to him.

'That ink stain, I've seen that some where but where...OH! This morning the poster on Naruto's locker. "You're a Freak", "Dumb-shit", "BIG DUMB BITCH" A/N: Hell yeah, 4 lifeE/N (Oxy): DAMN STRAIGHT!' Sasuke thought. Sasuke then asked Naruto if he was alright with this and if he was going to do anything.

Naruto replied with his infamous grin " Are you kidding me? I don't give a fuck what these idiots do, they're afraid of me so that's why they do kid stuff like this." He grabbed a corner of the paper and tore it down. Sasuke guessed that was when he kept that piece.

It had just hit Sasuke that he was hovering over his friend so he slowly got off the toilet, and back to the door where he opened it and closed it again, and screamed "Naruto are you in here Ms. Clearwater is looking for you."

Flush

"I'm in here idiot! What does she want?" Naruto said still in the stall with an annoyed tone.

"She's just worried, ass, can't she worry about her student who's been in the bathroom for over thirty minutes.?" Sasuke replied a little angry at the idiot comment but was the last thing on his mind as he moved closer to the stall and leaned next to it.

"Well I needed to use the restroom. So I came to use the restroom alright!"

"Doesn't explain the thirty minute-..."

"Dammit fool I'm constipated!...So...so just tell her that okay..." He replied, saying the last bit, with less emotion.

"Whatever you say, man." Sasuke said taking note of his change in tone and headed to the door.

"Thanks. And Sasuke."

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry."

"What?"

"I'm sorry."

"For wha--arghhhhgagchokecough oh God! Thats rank man."

Flashback End

Sasuke got to his class just in time but, Naruto on the other hand was ten minutes late. Getting his head ripped off took time. It was Physics with Iruka-sensei, his Japanese moniker was due to the fact that Iruka was Japanese.

Naruto loved his teacher but hated this damn subject, he had a basic understanding of physics even 2D Kinematics. Yet it bore him so that it constantly led him to sleep, and snore, getting yelled at by Iruka-sensei. Sasuke on the other hand, well he payed attention, since it was the only way to distract him of the girls, as they did nothing more than awe and sigh in delight as he answered a questions or even just move.

"So class can anyone tell me the formula for Force in the X direction?" Iruka said with a clear cut voice.

Snore

"Naruto, a snore is not an answer" he furiously sated as he chucked a dry eraser at him, doing nothing more than make him change positions.

"Iruka-sensei, the formula is F of X is equal to the mass times the acceleration in the X direction."

"Very good Sasuke" Iruka said as the girls awed and fluttered their eyelashes trying to get him to look at them.

"So intelligent, and so...dreamy" a red-head whispered as she quickly hid her face from exposing her blush. A/N: I took anatomy (ha sphincter, ha-ha penis) so I don't know much of physics, so I had Oxy write this up. FYI these guys are gonna start to write stuff that I can't or won't so this includes lemons(in story) and one shots that will pertain to the story. More on that when we come to it so just know that I have plans for this ship.

After one hour and a half of reviewing 2D Kinematicsit was time for English with Mr. Tom. Now to say Mr. Tom had a stick up his ass was an understatement! The stick he had up his ass had a bug that crawled up its ass with a stick up its ass. Luckily he and Sasuke looked forward to it because of their favorite clans-men, Cu1LiNg, OxymoronX2, and the ever-lovable FunSack.

Flashback Start
Three months ago

They met after Naruto had detention and Sasuke had soccer practice, both went back inside to get something Naruto had left in Mr. Tom's class, and by left he means confiscated, when they found three people playing a video-game. They were having a heated discussion of what was the best strategy to use on Creek. When they were interrupted, by the blond and raven haired boys.

"Who the hell are you?" asked the one in the beanie obviously the leader of the group noticing two new comers but did not turn around."Fucken awesome head shot."

Naruto and Sasuke were surprised to see people in the classroom let alone them being rude and playing.

"Hey, hey be nice can't you see they're scared shit-less. Its okay boys what do you need?" Said the one with glasses, turning around and faced the boys.

"Hey." Said the one with a book in their hands, and dove right into the story. "Oh Bella why would you want to be a vampire?" shaking head But the one in glasses through the control at the one with the book. The one with the book sighed and continued playing. As the one with glasses stood up and walked over to Naruto and Sasuke.

"A...um...I came back to pick up my iPod." as responded Naruto headed over to the teachers desk. "What the hell are you playing." questioned the blond, as he opened the drawer and pulled out and iPod

"It's COD4 stupid. You guys should try it out its pretty fun we are having clan practice right now we were looking for two new recruits but they suck monkey balls." The leader said as he got up from his chair and walked over to Naruto and handed him a controller.

Naruto was puzzled to see the controller had all these buttons with different colors he was mesmerized by the buttons, he had never played a video-game before, well aside from Sasuke's but his controllers looked like a bicycle handle and was heavy. He took the control and asked what the controls were and the one with the book explained not taking his face out of his book and walked over to Sasuke and handed him a controller and walked back to the front of the TV and sat Sasuke down to play.

They were hooked especially Naruto, but Sasuke had just sat there and said he didn't play with childish things but when he saw how Naruto was killing him he got angry and retaliated and was also hooked.

"Well Naruto and Sasuke you are now the new members of BDB." the one in the beanie grinned. And put caps on their heads with the letters BDB in-cased in brackets with gold stitching.

"How do you know our names, and what the hell is BDB and what the hell are you names!" Naruto yelled wanting answers.

"We've been in the same English class since the beginning of the semester, and BDB is the name of the clan it stands for Big Dumb Bitch, and OxymoronX2 am I." Answered the one with the book.

"I'm FunSack." The person replied adjusting their glasses.

"I'm Cu1LiNg." the leader said writing down the ridiculous name and explaining the phonetic sound, and the it was a verb Awkward but leave it its for the contest if you can rephrase it great but if you cant leave it.. And was to lazy to change it because it cost 800 space bucks A/N: thats insane!!

Sasuke gave them a glare and looked at them before he asked "What are your real names?"

Cu1LiNg said "Do you guys have 360's and this game or don't you?" completely ignoring the question which angered the black haired boy extremely.

The blond replied for both of them "No we don't own either." Cu1LiNg gave a large sigh and walked out of the classroom he was saying obscenities under his breath. A couple minutes later Cu1LiNg returned with, two skinny boxes, two large white boxes and two smaller green packages and two small envelopes. FunSack went up to him to help him out. And put the boxes gently on Mr. Tom's desk. And arranged them into two piles. It was then that OxymoronX2, or oxy for short, got up and handed the bundles over to the Naruto and Sasuke.

They looked at their bundles to see a 25" HDTV, and X Box 360, a copy of COD4, game of the year edition, and in the envelope was a one year subscription for X Box live, and a card worth 1000 space bucks. They were flabbergasted at what they were just given by a complete stranger. Naruto was even more amazed because most kids at school hated him and they just gave him all this great stuff.

He turned to Cu1LiNg who was now yawning and said "I can't accept this, I don't even know you and you're giving me stuff." Sasuke just looked at Cu1LiNg with a raised eyebrow and asked "Where did you get all this stuff in four minutes?"

Cu1LiNg got up put the bundles, which were heavy, how he carried all of it was a mystery to both boys as, and placed them in their hands and shooed them out of the classroom and said "Practice begins tomorrow at Seven every day for an hour and on the weekends five hours." as he walked back inside and closed the door. And oxy yelled "Okay I love you buh-bye."

Sack looked over to Cu1LiNg and asked in a serious tone "Why an FPS(First person shooter) and not an RTS(Real time strategy) he gonna have to know how to take command." Cu1LiNg just looked out the window and was looking at Naruto and Sasuke as they walked off campus. "No matter what he'll never stay in back he'll always be up front with the troops."Looking at oxy who put down his book. "This way he learns to fight on a team and besides it's almost time isn't it?" Oxy looked at his watch and said "2,191 hours remaining."

"See, he'll only grasp basic strategy and as much as fundamentals are good he'll never outlast a good tactician. He can learn it when the time comes, this way he learns teamwork he'll have to learn to trust someone else. And besides...you know RTS sucks on consoles jeez what are you an idiot"

Flashback End

Ring The bell signaled the ending of class and soon Naruto and Sasuke left with their three clan members. Cu1LiNg had been surprised by the progress they had both shown, 'Well if he had more time he'd be ready but it seems times is up.'

The clan leader thought letting out a small smirk. Naruto noticed this and asked "Yo Cu1LiNgA/N: Yes wen Naruto speaks he means to say it in leet. what's got you all happy?"

Noticing the lapse in judgment Cu1LiNg made something up "Uh...my limited edition beanie comes in today only 500 were made and I get one of them, retail 2500."

"You didn't pay for any of it did you?" Sasuke questioned, both him and Naruto found out that Cu1LiNg somehow had access to various things that seemed impossible to get, so something like this seemed within reason for Cu1LiNg at least. This ability for hard to access items led Naruto to some wild theories like Iruka's; at some point thinking they were in cahoots.

Oxy did not help things by egging on Naruto with random information. And Sack only watched as their blond friend took the info as if it was fact.

"Hey Oxy thinks we should get going before the line gets bigger." Oxy, chimed in only to get back into that book.E/N(Oxy): GAHH I need the third book!! -tear- Cu1LiNg, gave a nod and jerked motioned to Sack to get going. Naruto and Sasuke were surprised they usually went to as a group to the library where they would go online to check the boards and do various other things.

"Hey where are you guys, going?" the blond questioned.

"Don't worry about it kid." Sack waved not turning back.

Sasuke scoffed he was rather offended that he wasn't invited but then just looked at Naruto. "Come on leave them be. Who knows what the hell they do when we're not around?" And they headed towards the library, taking the long way around because some of Sasuke's fan-girls were looking for him ready to feed him.

"Oh, Sasuke I made you your favorite!." "Why would my beloved Sasuke eat that tripe your trying to feed him?" What did you say you litt--" A fight erupted in the halls between the Sasuke fan-club it was not a pretty sight, well unless you liked watching girls go at it clothes being torn, and what not.

"Hey Sasuke I got this weird e-mail I think you should read it, well I only read like the heading but it seemed funny, thought you'd get a kick out of it..."

A/N: Stomach wrapped in bandages Well here's the second chapter, now I know I said that the school thing was gonna end at chapter two, I said that and I hate myself for lying to you and not keeping my promise. I can't stress my hatred for my self for lying to the readers who are very beautiful and handsome and all very sexy, talented, and intelligent. bats eye lashes I mean I finished this at 3:18 and I have to get up at 6:00 to make breakfast for my mommy's b-day so gimme a break.

Well lunch starts and like it says the e-Mail will finally be read; and you know what I'm going to speed things up and scrap some other things to get them into Konoha cause I can not handle writing more school stuff. As you can tell it was pretty forced. And I Am also sorry for having a flashback like write after another flashback but the second flash back was put to keep me sane and alert once the clock hit 2:00ish. I am also gonna scrap the second editors note and add some comedic flare, to leave you in a funny mood. I think its funny and its gonna be co-written by sack and oxy. It'll be like under 5-600 words so its not mega long or who knows it might lengthen or shorten depending on how it goes. It's essentially an editors note but I making it into a funny series.

Oh and yes I referenced many things today, all for your enjoyment, find them all and you get a special treat a shiny new nickel (if your in another country you'll get the second smallest denomination coin) in you seventh handful of change. And will appear in a future chapter. If its multiple people well we'll see; so in your review (no review no reward) just list where they came from, don't quote from story just list the answers, FYI references are ANYwhere in the document, notes, intro, here. Thank you.

Well um PLEASE REVIEW I want to hear what you think. I want to hear your ideas, I want to feel your hatred(if you have any) so please talk to me I need you to survive. Lovingly yours Muffin-crumbs xoxoxoxoxoxo

E/N 1: -continues his rp without noticing- hahaha take this slashes your face bitch OH CRAP! Hey is the readers xD. Hope you guys enjoyed the second chapter. Oxy did, it was, how can Oxy say, Bitchen. Well, -gets up, with a limp leg and bandages on the second- as you can see, Muffin and Oxy get serious when we debate...and well Oxy forgot his katana that day...but a Claymore worked out fine...but -points to leg, then to arm, then to chest, then to ass- the claymore was a toy, and that katana was sharp...yea...anyways, Oxy hopes you are ready for chapter three, tis will be great(is that said right x3). Oxy out!

E/N 2: A/N: Ummm...yeah Sack is still ghost. So yeah thanks for reading. Remember to read and review not just for me but for other authors who's stories you read. If your a writer you know how much of an ego/confidence boost it is and if you don't write just know it feels great knowing that there is someone out there that likes your work.