A/N: Well hey this time around we finally, leave school for good thank God! (Unless there are flashbacks) Well after getting an enormous three hours of sleep today I started the third chapter so my editors might have a hard time with my spelling . Well today we'll see some favorite characters. By the way remember that this story consists of three parts (the school not being one obviously). Um since I'm ahead of any given chapter by two chapters, I'm gonna have to figure out the polls I'll be asking. Since this is chapter 3 when you read this four should be with my editors and I should be writing five. Cause I started writing this when one was just posted and two was sent to my editors 3 minutes ago o.O. I don't have much to say other that I start school on the 16th so from then on I might slow down and my editors will also be busy so it might take a while so that might solve my solution to my time problem. Um btw that issue with Naruto jumping around is not an example of how long conflicts will be. So cool cool. OMG I totally forgot the comedy segment starts today so no long second author/editor notes. Alright well I'll start writing and think of the plot line for CMOMFF. Read and review for Heir the comedy thing is just so I have a change of pace for my brain, I don not expect you to like it but I need to write it so there. Um... iTunes 8.0 rocks my socks shrugs... Well...okay I love you buh-bye! Lovingly yours Muffin-crumbs xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

E/N 1: Hey readers, tis Oxy, OXY! Oxy knows what you are thinking, you are thinking if Oxy is completely insane, since well, Oxy speasks in third person oO. But just to let Oxy's readers know, yes Oxy is sane. This helps Oxy's sanity -twitches- so yea...Well this is chapter three -fangirl scream- sorry sorry, got a little carried away. And well Oxy starts school on September 25 OO Oxy wont forget to make time for Oxy's writer! And his readers of course! Like again, in chapter two, Oxy is editing from his lonely dorm, waiting for his roommates to arrive this Wednesday the 24 of September. Well, this is chapter three, Oxy hopes you...damn excuse me -picks up xbox controller "AGAIN WITH THAT MP5 BITCH, TAKE THIS, -usp.45 his face- HA THAT IS RIGHT BITCH YOU GOT PWNED BY A PISTOL!" puts down controller- ok, like Oxy was saying, Oxy hopes you like chapter three, and get so excited that you all flood Muffin's email wanting the next chapter? Well all Oxy knows is that we love you here in, oh crap...where are we from! MUFFIN WHERE DO WE HAIL FROM!! F# Oxy forgot..for now Oxy will call it Happy Go-Fun Happy Time Where the Unicorns fly Land... .. Oxy Out!

Sack is still ghost T.T

Being in a lawsuit isn't fun so I gotta say I don't own Naruto. Cause if I did Naruto would've become a gigolo.

Here are some examples of what you'll be seeing and some of their uses:
"Speech." "Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round."
'Thinking.' 'I hope I didn't piss anyone off.'note italics
'Inner voice of character' 'But they do!!'
EventsBuzz or I explain things like this usually motions or setting mood pelvic thrust
italics this here is just for emphasis on certain words that are important
NormalThis right here with out anything, is all narration just thought you should know.

Chapter 3

Naruto and his best friend Sasuke entered their schools library, it was fairly large for their school it was four stories tall and had a wide selection of books. It was a student body mystery, that had been around since the opening of the library, of why a high- school this small had such an enormous library.

The library had one computer for every two students each floor had many separate rooms for group or self study. Of course do to this fact each of these rooms had a window with no curtains,but the windows would tint automatically just enough so that the users would not be bothered by the sun, and the door was made of glass. To ensure no naughty business would occur; not to say it never did!

Each floor had its own librarian and each librarian had three assistant students with the occasional referral assistant. Each floor needed its own librarian because each floor had over 5,000 books and several dozen computers.

Naruto's and Sasuke's favorite floor was the third, floor it held both fiction and history, but that was not all they liked, the third floors librarian was Mr. Lowery he was a 26 year old, very short , 5" 7'-ish, stocky man. He was very strong for his small size, he was a wrestler in school and graduated with a a degree in History. He wore glasses and wore his black hair in short spikes, and had a goatee. He was Irish and he was proud of it and because of it, as he would recount, his first class called him leprechaun. As a matter a fact Cu1LiNg gave him that nickname. And was part of Mr. Lowery's first class, Cu1LiNg had told Naruto and Sasuke that, once they took a day off to play, and well Cu1LiNg twisted an ankle and Lowery carried Cu1LiNg back to class, despite being several inches shorter.

"Hey Lowery." Naruto yelled as he walked up to the third floor.

"Shut the hell up! You know your in a library right! Idiot." Lowery said in a quiet yet annoyed tone. As they started a quiet feud.

Sasuke gave a quick nod. He liked Lowery he was a teacher that could switch from the cool old guy, to the teacher who can help you with any kind of problem, in a snap.

"Well either way Lowery, we need to use one of the study rooms, number 161 please." Naruto stated remembering why he came to the library.

"Why should I let a loud, little-" Naruto scoffed at the word "snot like you, borrow one of my precious rooms of self study?" Lowery questioned. "And a specific one at that."

Naruto was going to respond with a small joke but, Sasuke jumped in before Naruto would get them both banned from the library for ever. "Well Mr. Lowery, I need to show the little snot, how the quadratic formula works." Lowery gave Sasuke a look, he knew that Sasuke was top not only in his senior class but he was also smartest in the schools history. With that in mind he gave a small nod and gave them the key to room 161.

The reason that 161 was so specific was due to the design of the building. There was a small corner which was behind a support column which blocked the view of the computer Now the school was very strict with its blocks. So this included no checking of personal e-mail. They only way around this was to use a portable Internet Explorer and if you were caught with one of these programs you would get in deep trouble.

So Naruto asked for this room to use his flash drive to check his e-mail. Naruto navigated himself to his page and opened up his in-box and showed the contents to Sasuke. "Well, anything you see that looks interesting to you?"

Sasuke scrolled through his in-box he wasn't surprised to see the amount of hate, and junk in it that was normal, until he came across one, his eyes flared "Ahh! This one Save us!!." he clicked on it.

Most esteemed Naruto Namikaze,
I am from the Kingdom of Konoha and I send you this letter on behalf of the kingdom and her Highness Lady Tsunade and her esteemed court. It is her wish that I bring you to her in hopes of saving our great land from the foul menace. We do not have much time the seal is weakening as we speak. Please last Lord of the great noble house of Namikaze, we implore your great noble family to save us yet again from the beast. Already his ill intent is seeping through the gates and is ravishing through our lands, his power attracts other demons to pass through and attack us. We have already lost over 50 of our lands to the beasts. Our allies have lost more, their last stronghold is their capital city of Suna. Yet we still hold hope for your arrival, we still hope that your noble house have not yet forgotten its loyal people. There are still those in the kingdom that still fly your house's emblem still hoping that your father the Fourth King of Konoha's house will return. Her Highness Lady Tsunade the Fifth Queen of Konoha is begging for your help. If you find it in your heart to save our peoples please click on the link that follows: kingdomofkonoha.mid/grand/link/saveus
Her Highnesses Loyal Grand Arch Sage,
Nara Shikamaru

"Whoa! There's a link?" Naruto gasped as he finished reading.

"You mean you haven't read it at all?" Sasuke gaped at his friends stupidity.

"Well I started to but then it got all boring." Sasuke stared at him mouth open.

"Well I thought it was a scam I mean they didn't even get my last name right. Never even heard of Namikaze. Or any kingdom of Konoha. What if I go ask Lowery?" The blond was about to leave but was stopped by Sasuke who pulled him by the collar.

"Yeah. Aint gonna happen I'll go ask knowing you, you'll just make a big fuss and piss him off." And with that Sasuke left the room to ask the librarian if he knew anything about the Kingdom. "Oh and what ever you do DO NOT click the link."

Now our curious little hero had completely forgot about said link. He would never have remembered something as minor as a link in a scam e-mail. But not only was he reminded about the link, he was told not to touch, and well you know what came next.

click

nothing "Well that was a-"

Modem noise

The loud screech kept getting higher and higher and then a bright flash came from the computer screen and Naruto had to hit the deck to cover his eyes while his hands tried, in vain, to block out the incessant whine.

"..."

He opened his eyes to see a boot and a knee in front of his face. A cane with a large crystal at one end was laid out in front of Naruto. He looked up and saw a man his age he had black hair and wore it up A/N: Well I'm conflicted on what this is called cause well in some descriptions I've read they called it a pony-tail and it was to my understanding that a pony-tail would go down like a tail, but this...doesn't so I choose spike. Shikamaru fans don't get mad please. He had on a large forest green over-coat, on his back was a large red swirl, on either sleeve was a circular symbol with a vertical line going through it. Just under this symbol on his left sleeve was a metallic plate with a leaf engraved on it.

Naruto was shocked to see where this man came from, and how he got onto campus with a stick that could be construed as a weapon by the new school regulations A/N: A stick really a deadly weapon lame! Naruto got up and crammed himself into a corner "Wh-who are you wh-where did you co-come (Muffin-Ha (Oxy): ....xD from? Wh-what was all that shit that just happened?" He managed to let out still terrified.

The man looked up, while still in his knelt position "I am Nara Shikamaru and I come on behalf of her Majesty the Fifth Queen of Konoha, Lady Tsunade. And it is an honor to meet the head of the Noble Namikaze House." Shikamaru replied.

His eyes where now upon one of the Most Noble Houses of Konoha. He was speechless at how much this man looked like the Fourth from the portraits of him in the castle. He was humbled by the presence of the future king.

"Eh? What the fuck are you talking about, what are you gay?"A/N: I in no way think being gay is wrong, and in no way am I condoning it. I only used this as a reference from pop-culture that heterosexual males use as an insult for being awkward and be-little the odd one out. Thank you and again I apologize for any offense I may have created. P.S. The editors were in no way involved in my actions Naruto retorted less afraid and more annoyed that this guy spoke in such a lame way.

It was in that moment that Shikamaru lost all respect for the blond and stood up grabbing his staff 'How the hell can this foul-mouthed commoner be apart of the Noble household!' "I thought this was gonna be a drag, I knew you were an idiot from the start."

"Who are you calling an idiot. Idiot!"

"Arguing with you would just be troublesome. Since you clicked the link I have to take you now. I'm almost positive your not who we are looking for but you got the e-mail and well Her Highness can confirm your identity when we get there." Shikamaru walked closer to the blond to grab him and get a move on.

Naruto on the other hand had other plans. He dodged the man's hand and punched him square in the nose and broke it and jumped over the small table and tried to get to the door. Shikamaru stunned by the hit, would not give up from such a cheap shot and slammed his staff on the floor. Immediately his shadow darted towards Naruto, lifting off the ground.

Naruto noticed a dark object going straight for him. Naruto ran towards, and up the wall and back-flipped over the thing. He grabbed the chair and flung it at the dark entity. The shadow just moved out of the way, Naruto, expecting the chair to have stopped the mass, was not prepared for its dodge. In that split second of hesitance the dark seemingly sentient mass lunged at Naruto.

Expecting to be impaled by it he closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable. "..."He opened one eye ans noticed the blob was now gone but a long dark strip lead from his shadow to the man's staff and a black hand covered his mouth. Naruto tried to move but he couldn't. He kept struggling but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't then his leg took a step to the left towards the far wall, and he walked closer to the stranger who had his head back to try and stop the blood.

"Well, ass, you broke my nose. Now I'm pissed. I have half a mind to choke you here and now, but then I'll have to deal with an angry queen and that is just to troublesome." Shikamaru said as he let go of his staff, which still stood erect, and clapped his hands together, they instantly glowed green and he grabbed both sides of his nose and CRACK "OWWW, mother-. God-. Ahh that hurts even with the healing techniques!!" He adjusted his nose and the bleeding stopped.

Naruto was still freaking that the staff was standing on its own that he didn't notice the painful crack. Shikamaru grabbed his staff and pulled it immediately Naruto stepped next to Shikamaru, he tried his best to stop but he couldn't. Shikamaru did some hand signs and muttered something, Naruto couldn't make out the words, and immediately a weird looking laptop appeared in his hands. He swiped his hand over it and it turned on; the same leaf symbol that was on his sleeve was on the screen, he typed something on the laptop and a USB cord popped out of the side. He grabbed it and stuck it in the computer. Beep

"Hey Naruto Lowery said he's never heard of it and he's sure it's not part of any Egyptian, Greek, Norse, Mesopotamian or Native American mythology." Sasuke walked in the door, his head in a reference book. He looked up to find a strange man holding a weird laptop, and grabbing Naruto by the collar.

Shikamaru was surprised by the intruder grabbed his staff, slammed the staff twice on the floor, and again another shadow went for Sasuke. Sasuke was going to yell to get some help, but then something covered his mouth, he looked and a black hand covered it. He freaked but he couldn't move.

"Aww man, this just keeps getting more troublesome by the minute. sigh Well since you saw me your gonna have to come too." Again he pulled on his staff and Sasuke ran towards the man and Naruto he noticed that the blond also had a hand over his mouth, this answered his question of why the blond was so quiet.

"Well get ready for it. You never get used to the head-rush." Shikamaru hit 'Enter' on his keyboard.

BANG Modem noise

The three were sucked into the computer's screen. There was a sudden rush as wind flew past them. They were spiraling the entire time Naruto and Sasuke looked queezy, Shikamaru had a straight face. Their surroundings were colorful (like a bad '70's trip montage') and they could hear several memorable speeches. "I have a dream..." "Four-score and seven years ago..." Memorable lines "If the glove does not fit you must acquit..." "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." "What did five fingers say to the face? ... SLAP!" "Bite my shiny metal-ass!".(Oxy): ...-bends down displaying his shiny metal-ass...xD

"Okay get ready for the landing, make sure to compress your legs as you land to fall in a knelling position...Here we go!!" The stopped swirling and they were coming to a stop at what looked like a hole in the tunnel they were in, and flew through the hole.

They were now falling and Naruto and Sasuke now had control of their bodies and where screaming. Sasuke noticed they were only a few feet from the ground and adjusted him self so he could land on his feet, Naruto on the other hand was still yelling and was going to land neck first. Shikamaru hit his leg with the staff and it made him flip right side up. Both Shikamaru and Sasuke landed safely, although Sasuke fell on his back from the pain that shot up his body from the shock of the landing. Shikamaru stood up like nothing. Naruto on the other hand landed on his feet but did not crouch so he instantly broke his ankles and yelled in pain.

Shikamaru instantly ran to Naruto and slapped his hands together glowing green and punched Naruto instantly knocking him out. Sasuke saw this and ran toward the man that punched his friend and grabbed him by the collar "What the hell was that for? Where are we? Who are you? What purpose did you bring us for? How did we get here? Answer me dammit!" as he tightened his grip.

Shikamaru took a deep breath and hit Sasuke's hands with his still glowing hands and Sasuke felt his hands go numb. "I knocked him out so he can shut up while I fix his ankles, they are broken and it'll be to troublesome to heal him while he's screaming in my ear, we are on the outskirts of the Kingdom of Konoha, I am Shikamaru Nara, I brought him to save us, you were brought because I could not have you going around freaking out in you world, we used the Internet and some magic to get here, and don't worry about your hands you'll get feeling in them soon enough."

Sasuke was shocked that he answered his questions in order and in a single breath. Shikamaru went back to his Naruto and grabbed his ankles and popped them back in place as the bones healed back together. He wrapped up his ankles and tapped Naruto on the forehead, and he started to stir.

Then Sasuke howled out in pain. "MY EYES! AHH MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING!! FUCK!!" he was covering his eyes and was rolling on the floor. "AHH THEY BURN!!" Shikamaru just groaned "What now?" as he rushed over to the boy who was still screaming, so he punched him. The yelling stopped but Sasuke's eyelids were twitching so he put his hands over his eyes and they stopped. He proceeded to bandage his eyes as well but did not tap his forehead, because he was running out of power, he was panting and sweating he had used a lot of magic healing his nose and both Naruto and Sasuke, and well another person through the portal.

Naruto now opened his eyes and sat up. His ankles no longer hurt and were bandaged, he surveyed his surroundings he was in a large field. Directly in front of him was a large mountain around the peak was a ring of clouds, the mountain was massive. To his right a couple hundred meters away was a road, Naruto stood up, his ankles were still a little sore. He stumbled for a while and looked be hind him far off into the distance one could see the walls of a town. And two his left was more grassland as far as the eye could see.

To his right was Shikamaru he was leaning back on his hands and was panting, and covered in sweat. To his right was Sasuke, on his back, his eyes were wrapped with gauze of some sort. Naruto rushed over to him to see what was wrong.

"Sasuke wake up buddy." Pant

"..." Pant

"Wake up man you're freaking me out!" With a little urgency in his voice.

"..." Pant

But Sasuke would not respond no matter how hard he tried Naruto now had a tear in his eye. Pant

Shikamaru, now settling down, saw the blond try to awaken his friend in vain. "I knocked him out."

"WHAT!? Why would you? What did you do to him? What's wrong with his eyes?" Still at Sasuke's side.

"I knocked him out because he started yelling about his eyes burning so I treated him but he wouldn't shut it so I knocked him out." Shikamaru replied with out any hint of remorse for punching the man.

Naruto was furious at the calm tone he had after admitting he punched out his friend. "Don't worry he'll be fine. We need to get over to that town over there. I was planning to get us into Konoha's Castle-town but I guess I jumped out to soon that town is Hylat Town, second biggest in the realm of Konoha Castle-town being the largest. I still need to get the hang of the dimensional-leaps. Well lets get a move on come on I'll give you a hand."

Naruto backed away "Why, should I trust you, you where the one that kidnapped us and you knocked out Sasuke." Shikamaru shook his head "What a drag, I try to help him out and all he does is refuse it. Well since you're in a new land you need help don't you?" Naruto was silent, Sasuke's arm over his shoulder. "Look there is no one-else around, and you'll be lucky if any one wven walks around these days' that aren't bandits or a demon and-."

"Demon! That's a joke right." Naruto was know wide-eyed.

"Yeah that's why you're here to kill them, after some training and some armor I mean you don't stand a chance against even a tiny one. Now come on I'm your best bet, I mean I healed your ankles didn't I and if I wanted you dead I would have killed you in the library." Shikamaru approached Naruto and wrapped Sasuke's arm around his shoulder.

'He's right I have no other choice, he's my only way outta here.'

They walked towards the road and headed for the town.

A/N: I have finished chapter three and well here's the comedic short story that will replace the second editors notes. Written by the three of us mostly me cause I rock out loud. Um if you don't find it funny well then...I don't know what to suggest I'm putting it in as the endnotes so it'll have facts on the next chapter. So there you go.

The Comedic Mis-adventures of Oxymoron and Muffin-crumbs. Featuring FunSack
"Fact"

We join our heroes as crumbs, was watching T.V. Oxy was editing a chapter and Sack was doing some continuity checks. Both annoyed that the writer was just watching T.V. "What you watchin' crumbs?" Sack questioned. "Um, a documentary." "On what?" Oxy, asked. "Well random facts." crumbs replied. "Like what?"they both asked "Well according to this frogs were exploding on their own." Crumbs replied. Pfft "What!" Sack spat out the water he was drinking, Oxy was just rolling on the floor. "Yeah, apparently a species of frog in Germany was trying to create a new defense-mechanism to scare away attacking crows by expanding. And well...they went a bit to far." "Wh-what kind of stupid animal explodes wh-while trying to protect themselves." Sack questioned still laughing but calming down, meanwhile Oxy was still rolling having a hard time breathing. "Hey man you shouldn't laugh." Crumbs retorted. Oxy jumped in still laughing but was still audible "Wh-h-y n-no-t!" "Cause you might explode." Sack said now completely calm. "Yeah ri-POP" Oxy exploded, body parts flying everywhere. "Told him." "Yes you did. Well I'll get writing on the next chapter and I promise you there will be a fight and hopefully someone blows up." "You know the readers are probably annoyed that you haven't gotten to Konoha yet, I mean all their favorite characters are still M.I.A." Oxy's mouth said. Sack walked over to the mouth and slapped it on the wall, "There you go little buddy." "Who ever did that thank I can't see." "Well those readers, all 55 of them, are gonna be in for a big surprise next chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Crumbs laughed maniacally. Sack turned to Oxy's mouth and whispered "Hey I think all the power has gotten to his head." "What? I can't hear you, I don't have any ears." Sack just rolled his eyes "Why do I live with these idiots."