A/N: Each chapter shall be rated. Over all rating is R for language, sexually scenes (later), and violence. Also this isn't beta read just spell check so any mistakes please PM me or Review and tell me about them so I can fix them, thank you.
Chapter Rating: PG
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Disclaimer: Opps forgot to put dis in the last chapter. I DON'T OWN FMA I JUST OWN THE PLOT!! Although I think it'd be nice if I owned Ed, he pwnsome!
Warning: YAOI!!! DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ!!
Summary: Fuhrer Roy Mustang has found some very important documents that'll help with Al and Ed getting back their bodies. For payment The Fuhrer wants Ed to become his 'Maid' or so Ed thinks...
Well this story got so many favorites, alerts, and hits I thought I better add another chappie. But not so many reviews. Part of it might be I didn't wait long enough, but I would really like more this time. Plz. For me?
Mrawgirl09...Um...I'm not sure how to answer to this but...That musta takin a long time to write! XD You did give me some ideas for the future chapters so good job. Other then that I'm not gonna spoil.
Thank You Egypt Mesi I wasn't sure if I'd work it out right. I'm glad you approved!
I like how Roy does that too, Nikkie23534, Also I would like to thank you for being the first reviewer!
Plz keep reviewing. Keeps me inspired!
Hopy y'all enjoy this chappie!!
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CHAPTER 2: CLEANING
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That bastard...He can't do this!...but I'm really sure those files are going to help us get our bodies back...Still...Isn't this illegal?...Oh I don't know...
Ed scrubbed madly at a counter
You'd think I'd know since I'm a State Alchemist...Argh...I'll just have to play along...He's such a bastard...Using me to clean his freakin' house...What's with the whole 'pet' thing...as soon as I'm done his is going to give me the file right?...Oh I don't know...he better...
Ed stood in the doorway. Surprised that it didn't take as long as he had thought. Everything was spic and span. Guess thinking makes things go fast or something...Who knew! I should do this more often... Ed thought.
"Time...Time..." Ed looked around and found a clock in the living room. His next destination.
"Only 11 o'clock. Wow. I'll be able to finish this." Ed muttered going to work in the living room.
From first view the house was a pit, but if you really look at it it's just a bunch of papers scattered everywhere and things out of order. Not that hard really.
It took Ed about an hour to finish the Living Room.
He had a feeling the entry way was going to take awhile.
It didn't take much longer then the living room and kitchen. He just had an issue finding a place to put all the coats and shoes. After awhile of looking he found a little closet behind the front door and hung or stacked everything there.
It was now twelve-thirty. Ed begun to wonder what he should make for dinner, and what kind of things he should buy from the store.
Ed ran upstairs thinking he should probably go shopping before he tackled the three bathrooms in the house. Ed grabbed his red coat with the flemel symbol on it and checked his pocked for the money. It was there.
It took Ed twenty minutes to get to the store by car seeing that Mustang's Mansion was in the middle of nowhere and Ed still had no clue what to get. So he thought whatever looked edible he was going to buy it.
After forty-five minutes he picked up; rice, pork, chicken, green beans, some different salad dressings to use as marinades; potatoes, eggs, bread, and a ton of other things. Although Ed had gotten some weird looks from people when he walked into the dairy section, but he knew Mustang liked milk products so he had to go in there. He cursed out the milk many times, calling it disgusting and a bunch of not so nice names. One woman had to cover her child's ears because of Ed profanity. Although some people got a great kick out of it. Ed didn't know but, Riza, Ross (A/n: GAH!! This is driving me insane!! I can't think of her first name!! Can some help me?!? Back to the story), and Cheska had gone shopping for a woman's day out and had came across a very flustered teen.
"Ed why are you buying milk?" Riza asked curiously.
Ed looked up at the three girls.
"What are you doing here?" He asked.
"Where's Al?" Ross asked.
Ed looked back to the milk products.
"He went to visit Granny and Winry for awhile."
"Did you guys have a fight?" Cheska asked.
"No, he…just felt like going…" Ed lied.
"So you're staying by yourself?" Riza asked.
"Uh…"
"Is something wrong Edward?" Ross asked.
"Uh no. I have to get home. Talk to you guys later." Ed said making an escape.
"That's weird." Cheska commented as Ed fled.
"Yea. I wonder what's bothering him."
"I have a feeling him and Fuhrer Mustang are hiding something." Riza said thoughtfully.
The other girls gasped. "You don't think…?"
"I don't know. I just know that Mustang seemed happy when I saw him today and now Ed's trying to hid something…Ah…Who knows maybe it's nothing." Riza said walking with the girls to the check out station.
"But don't you think that it would be nice if they where a couple?" Cheska asked.
Riza nodded, "As long as they're both happy, but we don't know for sure it that's it so let's not butt in…"
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Mustang walked into a clean house.
He was utterly shocked.
There was no jacket or shoes lying around. All the paintings were perfectly in line. The vases held freshly picked flowers. All the paper had vanished.
Mustang followed a sweet scent to the kitchen.
Ed was in there preparing dinner.
"What are you making?"
Ed glanced at Mustang from the corner of his eye.
"Food."
"That's vague." Mustang said dryly.
"You asked. I answered."
"Is that cockiness I hear?" Mustang asked raising an eyebrow.
Ed muttered to himself.
"What?"
"Dinner will be done soon." He said instead.
"Do I have time to get cleaned up and see if you finished your tasks?" Mustang asked.
Ed shrugged, "Yea."
Mustang nodded and left the room.
Much to his surprise everything was clean. the living room and the kitchen. Mustang even looked in Ed's room and found it completely dusted and it didn't have the musky smell any more. There was a window still open, Mustang left it. The bed was made nicely and nothing seemed to be out of order. Who knew Edward Elric; The FullMetal Alchemist was a neat freak?
Mustang closed the door to Ed's room and went to inspect the bathrooms. Each one was so clean that Mustang would've bet that you could have eaten off the floor.
Mustang shook his head. He has to owe it to that kid. Mustang had thought it would take a long time for him to finish that. But Mustang still wasn't done with him.
Mustang took a quick shower and put on a comfortable robe.
When he came down he saw the dinning room table set for one.
On his plate was either chicken or pork, covered in...What smelled to be honey mustard dressing? There was a baked potato and a small heap of green beans.
Mustang sat down.
Edward came in and put salt and pepper on the table and headed back for the kitchen.
"Wait."
Ed slowly turned around.
"Did you start on my study?" Mustang asked.
Ed shook his head. "No I didn't get to work on that." He turned to leave.
An idea shot through Mustang's head.
"Love, why not come share my food?" Mustang said provocatively.
Ed slowly turned around, "No that's fine, I have some."
Mustang frowned slightly, "You're not a loud to eat unless I say it's Ok."
Ed arched an eyebrow.
Mustang scooted his chair back and patted his knees.
"Come here, Love."
Ed went rigid. "T-that's fine."
Mustang frowned, "You can either go to your room without dinner or come sit on my lap."
Ed's brow creased, "I make it sound like I'm a little kid that just got caught eating freshly baked cookies."
Mustang tilted his head to the side, "What's it going to be, Love?"
"Would you stop calling me that!" Ed said throwing his arms down.
"What, Love?"
"YES!"
"I WILL call you whatever I please."
Ed growled.
Mustang made a Tsk-Tsk sound. "Go to your room." Mustang ordered.
Ed jaw dropped. "I'm not a child!!"
"Go or no breakfast." Mustang said sternly.
"Fine!" Ed stomped out of the room cursing under his breath.
Mustang heard the stairs creak and a door slam shut and knew Ed made it to his room.
Mustang ate his food and found out not only was Ed a neat freak but an excellent cook. The meat wasn't dry and hard to cut. It came apart easily and was juicy and full of taste. The potato was good with butter and salt. The green beans were cooked all the way through and where tasty. Mustang thoroughly enjoyed the meal, but what made him chuckle was the fact that Ed had set out a big glass of milk for him.
Mustang smiled as he gulped down the milk.
When he was done he took the dishes into the kitchen and then stopped in his tracks.
I don't have to do this…That's Ed's job…But he did a really good job of cleaning and the food was excellent…guess I'll cut him some slack…
Mustang continued through the doorway and washed up the dishes real quick at put them away.
When Mustang opened the cabinets he blinked in surprise. Everything was stacked neatly and not just thrown everywhere. Mustang recovered from his shock and placed the dishes with the rest of them.
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