A/N: Each chapter shall be rated. Over all rating is R for language, sexually scenes (later), and violence. Also this isn't beta read just spell check so any mistakes please PM me or Review and tell me about them so I can fix them, thank you.
Chapter Rating:PG - PG 13 Can't decide on one...probably right in between...nuttin to bad though.
Pairing:Roy/Ed
Disclaimer:I DON'T OWN FMA I JUST OWN THE PLOT!! Although I think it'd be nice if I owned Ed, he's pwnsome! =p
Warning:YAOI!!! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!!
Summary:Fuhrer Roy Mustang has found some very important documents that'll help with Al and Ed getting back their bodies. For payment The Fuhrer wants Ed to become his 'Maid' or so Ed thinks...
A/N: Somewhere the chapters got screwed up and I don't know how. Probably my doing. Anyways. I don't remember what I said in for the reviews so if anyone printed out the original copy would u plz send it to me via email or pm whatever works.
CHAPTER 3 NOT PART OF THE DEAL
That bastard...treating me like a child...calling me 'Love'...Argh what's wrong with him?...
Ed paced angrily around the room.
I cleaned and cooked all day just to get those freakin papers...Gawd...If he keeps this up...No I'm not going to think about that...I'll just go to sleep and hope for the best...
Ed got undressed and put on his pj's. He slipped between the covers and fell asleep fast.
-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-
Mustang looked at the clock hanging on wall and sighed, Ed still wasn't up. He put his newspaper on the coffee table and got up out of his chair. When he reached the stair case he hollered for Ed to get up and come make breakfast. Mustang made his way back to the living room.
After awhile he saw Ed in the doorway, his hair looked a little bedraggled but other then that he looked like Ed.
"Today's Saturday. Looks like we're going to be spending a lot of time today." Mustang smirked.
"Ugh…"
"So what are you making for breakfast?" Mustang asked.
Ed shrugged.
"We need to work on your attitude, Lovely. Tomorrow you better be up before me because I want breakfast in bed."
Ed rolled his eyes.
"Don't do that!" Mustang snapped, "Go make breakfast."
Ed stomped out of the room.
After awhile Mustang finish reading his paper. He set it down on the coffee table. Mustang crossed his legs and put his arms behind his head. He looked around the clean room, still not believing that that teen managed to clean it all in a day. He got up from his seat and wandered into the kitchen.
Ed had his back to him, making something on the stove. Mustang advanced on the smaller boy. The raven haired man rapped his arms around the boy's waist. The blonde jumped in surprise.
"Get off me." Ed demanded going rigid.
Mustang nestled his face in Ed's neck. The taller man made a humming sound.
"You smell good." Mustang murmured into Ed's neck.
"Go away. I'm trying to cook." Ed said trying to shrug Mustang off of him.
"No. I'm comfortable here."
Ed put the specula on the counter and tried to pry Mustang's hand off of his waist. Mustang just held on tighter.
"You're not getting rid of me." Mustang whispered in Ed's ear nipping at his ear lobe.
"S-stop it!" Ed stuttered starting to panic.
Mustang pressed a long kiss right where Ed's ear met his neck. Ed shivered, but was not going to allow himself to admit that he liked it.
"This was NOT part of the deal!! Get off me dammit!!" Ed started to flail his arms.
Mustang let go of Ed's waist, and hugged Ed's arms to his chest. Ed struggled, no unable to move his arms.
"Dammit! Let go!" Ed growled.
"Why." Mustang purred kissing the base of Ed's neck.
"This is sick!"
Mustang didn't listen and began trailing kisses up Ed's neck.
Ed tried jerking his head sideways to avoid them but it didn't work very well. Mustang just couldn't reach his lips.
"Why are you doing this?!" Ed pleaded.
"Because you're so attractive." Mustang answered.
Ed's knees began to wobble.
Help... Ed silently prayed.
Right then the door bell rang.
Mustang swore and released Ed.
"Don't go." Mustang growled.
Mustang went to get the door. It was just Hawkeye dropping off paperwork for him.
When he got back to the kitchen there was a pile of food and Ed no where in sight.
Mustang sighed and picked up the food. He went into the living room and ate his food.
After he was done he set it on the coffee table and picked up the newspaper and read that. Not long after that he grew bored and began to doze off. He didn't know how long that he slept but it must have been awhile because when he awoke it was almost five O'clock.
Mustang stretched in his chair then got up and walked up the stairs.
-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X-
Ed clapped his hands and pressed them to the door. A blue glow sealed it. He sunk down to his knees. He leaned on the alchemized door. His head lowered so his bang covered his eyes.
I can't do this…What with that sick bastard?…I have to do this…I'm certain those documents have what we need…Is there a way to avoid Mustang?…If I don't let him corner me…I just have to make food and clean when he's not here or busy…Then I can seal the door and stay in here for the rest of the day…Can he unseal the door?…I don't think so…He is the FLAME alchemist so that means he deals with flames or fire right?…
Ed heard footsteps outside his door, he froze, but they continued down the hall. He heard a door slam shut. From the wall that his bed was pushed up against you could hear drawers slam shut. Mustang's room is right besides mine? Ed asked himself.
After awhile Mustang left his room and came towards Ed's.
Mustang paused at Ed's door.
Ed held his breath.
Mustang suppressed a laughing, seeing that the door was alchemized slipped a note under the door and continued down the hallway.
Ed stared down at the note by his automail leg. He slowly reached down and picked it up.I'm going out.
Be back later. Don't make a mess.
Is all that it said.
No signature. No statement telling Ed that the files were to be burned. No order to clean the house. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Just three simple sentences. Of all the things Ed expected this was not one of would he be going out so early?
He looked at the clock besides his read 5: 20.
Holy shit! I've been up here longer then I thought!!
After waiting for ten minutes Ed unsealed the door. He walked cautiously around the house, afraid that Mustang would still be lurking about. It took himself awhile but he convinced himself Mustang wasn't around. He went about with his bussiness. Made himself some late lunch seeing that he didn't have breakfast or dinner. Ed made up some things for Mustang to eat when he came home.
Ed was upstairs cleaning Mustang's study when he heard the front door slam shut.
Oh shit! What am I gonna do?!
"ED! I'M HOME!!" Mustang yelled upstairs.
Ed made a dash for his room. He quickly alchemized it shut. Still in panic mode, Ed wasn't sure if Mustang could get though so he locked it and pushed his dresser infront of it. Ed then quickly put on his pajamas and dived into the bed.
Jeez I really am acting like a kid. Ed thought as he hid under the blankets. Maybe he'll think I'm sleeping…then he'll leave me alone right?
Mustang trudged up the stairs. He rapped his knuckles on Ed's door.
"Ed, you awake?"
Ed kept still, his breathing shallow.
Mustang sighed.
"Ed, I know you're awake. Open the door."
A minute passed and Ed still didn't move.
"Argh." Mustang yelled in frustration.
He walked away from the door and into his room slamming the door shut, that even the windows rattled.
Ed began to breath normally, but continued to listen intently.
Silence. Everything was quiet.
Ed found himself fighting against unconsciousness. After a few minutes he gave in and fell into a peacefully slumber.
He did not hear a creak open for he was a heavy sleeper. Mustang stepped through the door.
He looked at the door with the dresser infront of it.
He smiled.
Mustang looked down at the sleeping boy.
Ed's automail glinted in the moonlight. His golden hair around him like a pool of gold. His long gold eye lashes against his pale complextion.
"Maybe he was sleeping." Mustang whispered to himself.
Ed shifted in his sleep.
"Al…I'm sorry." Ed murmured in his sleep.
Mustang looked curiously down at the boy.
"Nnnn…"
Mustang bent down and brushed a kiss to Ed's temple.
"Night, love."
Like I said I don't remember what I put here. And I'm lucky that I actually found the copy becuz i've been writing it write off of fanfiction and using the same document for each chapter becuz i didn't want my mom to find out what i was writing well i won't be doing that anymore. I'll have to save it somewhere. But plz if u printed out the orginal compy please pretty please send it to me.
~CrimzonRozeAlchemist