I haven't updated this because I couldn't think of symptoms of my disease but I have them now so here we go.

Disclaimer: me no own Yu Yu Hakusho I only want Kurama and Yusuke but they won't give him to me. Now on to the lesson!

Actions: /blah blah blah/

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MYD or Mad Yusuke disease

Kurama: Welcome back. Today I will start my lesson on MYD more commonly known as mad Yusuke disease. This is a very dangerous disease if you meet someone infected with it. Throw a picture of Yusuke at them and run away very quickly. Now I have sent Hiei on a dangerous mission to catch an infected person and bring them back here /hears banging outside the door/ and it looks like he's back.

Hiei:/drags in a rattling and shouting cage in. He then beats on it with his katana and then it gets quiet/ Here I got you your stupid human now where's my sweet snow?

Kurama: You can't leave yet you're my assistant for today. You are going to help with my lesson understand?

Hiei: No.

Kurama: /holds up and waves a carton of ice cream in his face/Do it or you don't get any sweet snow.

Hiei: /grumbles something about really annoying foxes/Fine.

Kurama: Good. /places the ice cream in a freezer and places a padlock and various chains on it/ You'll get that after you help me. Now where is the subject?

Hiei /lifts up the covering of the cage to show a woman with a crazed look on her face wearing a green school uniform exactly like Yusuke's holding a Yusuke doll in a death grip/

Kurama: *blinks* Wow! I have told you how dangerous that disease is. How did you get her here?

Hiei: I said I would give Yusuke to her. Now start your lesson kitsune.

Kurama: /sighs/ Fine. I'll explain the symptoms and the dangers of having mad Yusuke disease. First of all a way to get this disease is to be really obsessed with Yusuke. That probably the most common way of catching it or you can get by seeing him many times in one day. /hears banging from the cage and looks at Hiei/ Hiei what are you doing? Your interrupting my lesson

Hiei: Nothing. This human keeps trying to hit me with a spirit gun.

Kurama: and why is she trying to hit you with a spirit gun?

Hiei: ... I stole her Yusuke doll

Kurama: /groans/ Give the doll back so I can continue my lesson

Hiei: fine. /Hands back the doll and backs away from the cage when the example grabs the doll and once again puts it in a death grip/

Kurama: now I will explain the symptoms of mad Yusuke disease they include:

Going around shouting SPRIT GUN

Trying to dye your hair black and using a bottle of gel on it

thinking your half demon

telling all your friends to call you Yusuke Urameshi

Trying to beat the crap out of random people

becoming obsessed with fighting

thinking your Japanese

having feeling that you teachers are out to get you

calling your best friend Kuwabara and beating the crap out of them on a daily basis

finding and placing a blue stuffed bird on your head and tell people to call him Puu

telling people you are a spirit detective and you were hit by a car and came back to life

Kurama: These symptoms are very dangerous especially the whole becoming obsessed with fighting thing. If you know anyone or think someone might be affected be very careful around them. I will now have Hiei demonstrate the dangers of this disease. Hiei let her out of the cage now.

Hiei: No.

Kurama: Why are you so difficult? If you won't do it then I will. /opens the cage and the woman runs out and starts chasing Hiei/

Woman: You abused the Yusuke doll!!! You will pay for this!!

Hiei: Why did you let her out?! *running from her*

Woman:SPRIT GUN! SPRIT GUN! SPRIT GUN!

Kurama: this may not look dangerous but trust me it can and will get worse. The most common cure put them in a cage with schoolbooks for about 2 days since we all know that Yusuke cannot stand school when you let them out the effects of the disease should have disappeared if not repeat this method about two more times. Then symptoms should be gone. /hears a grunting noise from Hiei as the infected woman tries to attack him with spirit gun/

Hiei: Can I put her back in the cage now?

Kurama: Yes go ahead my lesson is almost over. Well beware of the evil mad Yusuke disease it's only the second most Yu Yu Hakusho disease soon you will find out the most dangerous one. Hiei will be teaching the next lesson of mad Kurama disease.

Hiei: /closed the cage and trying to lock it while the example keeps attacking him/ Kitsune after this your gonna owe me a lot more than one carton of sweet snow.

Kurama: /sweatdrop/ Well good bye, good luck, and stay safe

Hiei: /Trying to get in the freezer where the sweet snow is/ Yeah good bye and whatever.

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