Since I have a lot of reviews I'm gonna make this very good. Now time to learn more about the dangerous Yu Yu Hakusho diseases.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho which SUCKS! so there would be no point in suing me cause you wouldn't get nothing anyway.

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MKD or Mad Kurama Disease

Hiei: /glaring at random objects/ Humans! Today you will learn about the most dangerous disease Yu Yu Hakusho disease of all time. Since this disease is very contagious there will two lessons the first will be MKD and the second will be on MYKD or Mad Yoko Kurama disease which will be covered more in the next chapter. Yusuke will be assisting me today...except he doesn't know that yet. /smirks/ I hope he's still in one piece. Yusuke! Bring in the example.

Yusuke: /panting as he rolls in a big cage with a sheet/ Do you know how hard it was to bring this girl in!

Hiei: /smirking/

Yusuke: This mission you sent me on was more dangerous than the Dark Tournament and fighting Sensui put together!

Hiei: Well that would explain what happened to you /looks at his clothes with at some parts are ripped and others are shredded/

Yusuke: Well your not the one that had to go find an infected person. She attacked me! I had to knock her out so I could bring here. /looks at the cage as it starts rattling and hears chanting of Bring me Kurama! I want Kurama!/ I guess she just woke up. I'm outta here /tries to leave but Hiei blocks the door/

Hiei: /standing in front of the door/ Sorry spirit detective your not leaving yet. Your going to be my assistant today.

Yusuke: WHAT?! I never agreed to that!

Hiei: I'm telling you now, so your staying understand?

Yusuke: /mad sign/ All right. Fine. What am I supposed to do?

Hiei: Stand there /points to the side of the cage/ I might need your help

Yusuke: /mumbling/ fine.

Hiei: All right. Now to begin the lesson. Mad Kurama Disease is very common and very dangerous, It's possibly the easiest to catch. The most common way this disease is caught is by seeing Kurama or catching it from someone who already has it. Either one is a very effective way of catching the disease. Since there are two parts to this disease I will only list the symptoms for this part. /calls to Yusuke/ Yusuke uncover the example.

Yusuke: /pulls off the sheet that was covering the cage to reveal a woman dressed in Kurama's outfit from the dark tournament with her hair dyed red and holding something similar to Kurama's rose whip and holding a Kurama doll still chanting Bring me Kurama I want Kurama !/

Yusuke: /backs away slowly from the cage/

Hiei: /stands in front of the cage/ As you can see the infected woman holds some of the symptoms which I will list now. The main symptoms to Mad Kurama Disease are:

Dying your hair red

using contacts of anything else to make your eyes green

becoming very polite

having a great love for plants

trying to pull flowers from your hair

changing your name to Shuichi Minamino

trying to use a rose whip

having your closest friends call you Kurama

being extremely smart

trying to use rose whiplash on your teacher when she makes you mad

when ever you see a picture or anything that looks exactly like Kurama you glomp it

Hiei: there are many other symptoms but these are the main ones most people get and put together they are all very dangerous. Now /smirks evilly/ Yusuke open the cage!

Yusuke: /takes a deep breath and quickly opens the cage and starts to run as the example starts to chase him/ HIEI! Get this girl away from me!

Hiei: as you can see having this disease is very dangerous and just think how much worse it would be if Kurama was here helping me. He would have been scarred for life.

Yusuke: /still running from the diseased girl who is trying to use rose whiplash on him/ LIKE I WON"T BE!

Hiei: That's not the point! Now back to the lesson. Well so far there has been no found cure for Mad Kurama Disease research is being done currently to find a cure so all of you infected people will have to wait, but there is one temporary cure. Which is to all at once stop watching and hide anything that reminds you of Kurama. This does work but the disease still comes back after about a week to 2 weeks of doing this.

Yusuke: /being choked by the diseased girl's fake rose whip/ HI..HIEI...HELP ME!

Hiei: /yells to Yusuke/ WAIT A MINUTE! This ends this part of the very dangerous Mad Kurama Disease. Yusuke and I will be back covering the other half of the lesson: Mad Yoko Kurama disease. Now I must help Yusuke before I need to find another assistant. Good bye

Yusuke: /still being attacked/ Yeah see ya next time...NOW HELP ME HIEI!

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