I've been having major computer trouble lately and haven't been able to write. I've tried to make this one really good I hope you enjoy it! ^^
As much as I hate saying it I have to. I don't Yu Yu Hakusho so don't SUE ME!
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Mad Yoko Kurama Disease or Sliver Tail Syndrome
Hiei: Welcome back to the YYH diseases. As promised we're back with MYKD or Mad Yoko Kurama Disease, also known to some as Sliver Tail Syndrome. It's slightly rare since Yoko doesn't appear as much as much as fans might like, so it's hard to catch this disease. Joining will be my assistant from the last chapter, Yusuke. He's gone out to get today's subject. Until he gets back I'll tell you the real reason we were delayed. As you probably know Yusuke had been hurt pretty badly in the last chapter. When everyone found out about what happened, I couldn't get a replacement assistant for this disease. I had to wait for him to get out the hospital and go through some therapy sessions, which took a pretty long time. /hears banging on the door/ Yusuke's back. /evil smirk/ Now we can begin.
Yusuke: /Panting as he drags in a covered cage that's shaking and growling/ Thank kami I don't have to host with you anymore after this! You must be trying to get me killed!!
Hiei:...Not especially. Well since you don't looked like every demon in the makai tried to kill you, why don't you explain how you caught today's subject.
Yusuke: Alright. Now listen up! This may not seem dangerous, but it is so don't try this at home. Now to put it simply I had our subject here /pats the cage / chase me into an alley that I had filled with Kurama related items. Then before should she could catch me, I hid on the roof of another building next to it. I waited until she had got the stuff I left there and dropped a cage on her!
Hiei: Is that what you did with the last subject?
Yusuke: Yeah.
Hiei: Then what went wrong that time?
Yusuke: *twitch twitch* *sigh* Well the cage missed her and then she found me. She started chasing me around town for hours I had to wait until she got tired to catch her. DO YOU KNOW HOW HORRIBLE IT WAS! BEING CHASED BY SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T STOP SHOUTING ROSE WHIPLASH!! SHE COULD HAVE KILLED ME!! *twitch twitch twitch*
Hiei: *smirks* See what I meant. After this he might need another therapist.
Yusuke: *still ranting*
Hiei:...*mad sign* SHUT UP! AND HELP NE!
Yusuke: fine. *glare*
Hiei: Now for the lesson. As I have said MYKD is somewhat rare, but because of this the symptoms are very easy to recognize. Yusuke! Uncover the cage!
Yusuke: /Uncovers the cage and jumps back. Inside the cage is a woman dressed in Yoko Kurama's white outfit wearing a long sliver wig with fox ears on it. Holding something that looks like Yoko's death plant in one arm and a Kurama doll with fox ears in the other/
Subject: LET ME OUT OR I'LL SIC MY DEATH PLANT ON YOU!! /shakes the plant at them/
Hiei: /ahem/ now some of the symptoms include:
Saying your 3000 years old
Becoming a thief
Trying to grow fox ears and a tail
Dying your hair sliver
Using contacts to make your eyes gold
Trying to train plants to kill
Telling people you're a demon fox
Drooling every time you see Yoko in the anime or manga
becoming extremely sexy and always smirking
Having everything related to Yoko Kurama in your room
Hiei: Because of the kinds of symptoms and how many there are, it makes it easy to recognize if someone has this disease.
Subject: LET ME OUT! /shaking the cage/
Hiei: All of the symptoms do eventually get worse. Resulting in changes of appearance and especially their ability to break in and out of places. /glances at the cage to see it empty/ Our subject just gave us a perfect example of this. She must have been one of the longer infected ones. Yusuke! Find the subject!
Yusuke: /being hit with her death plant/ Too late. She's already found me!! I guess she must be mad about when I caught her!
Hiei: /annoyed sigh/ Not again! Thank kami this is our last lesson! Now about the cure As with MKD there is permanent cure. The best thing people can do is try and focus on another character.../goes to talk but is interrupted by Yusuke/
Yusuke: Look Hiei! /still being hit/ If you don't help me I 'm gonna go spirit shotgun on this girl! She's trying to split my head open!
Hiei:...Then we should have plenty of time to finish before that happens. Now after a few weeks the symptoms should disappear but! If you stop they will return very, very, and I mean very fast.
Yusuke: Hiei! You have 10 seconds before we're short a subject! 1...2...3..
Hiei: You can't kill a subject because they attacked you! Not during my lesson anyway!
Yusuke: 4...5...6...
Hiei: /gives him a death glare/ Since I really don't feel like hearing Kurama lecture me I have to stop Yusuke. The baka...uh I meant Kuwabara and Kurama will be teaching the lesson on the dangerous Mad Hiei disease also known as 3 Eyed Fire Fever.
Yusuke: 7..8..9...
Hiei: Stop counting! Spirit Detective! /draws his sword/ when we come back you might be short a spirit detective too! Good bye.
Yusuke: bye!...9 and a half...
Hiei: Shut up!!
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I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I've already started Mad Hiei and Mad Kuwabara disease I'll try to have them up by Christmas. So please continue to R and R!