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A/N: I wasn't really satisfied with this chapter. I didn't think I made it funny enough. I know it's been a while since I've updated but I hope everyone enjoys this chapter! I don't usually do this but to Nana in the dark if you send me a link to your story I'd be happy to r and r it.

Mad Kuwabara Disease or Honorable Fighter Flu

Yusuke: /crazy grin on his face/ Finally! I can actually be in a lesson and not get attacked! It feels great! Oh yeah about the lesson, today's lesson is called Mad Kuwabara Disease or it's known as Honorable Fighter Flu. Now since Kuwabara went out to get the subject I don't know what will happen to him. We've never had someone host their own disease before, so I hope he doesn't get hurt /smirk/...not to badly anyway. /Hears the rattling of the cage coming/ He's back! I can't wait to see what this one did!

Kuwabara: /Comes in pushing the cage. To Yusuke's shock he looks perfectly fine. There's no scratches or bruises that weren't already left from the beating Kurama gave him in the last lesson./ You know something I really don't understand why you, shorty, and Kurama had such a problem with your subjects. Mine just kept bowing down to me like I was a king or somethin. /shrugs and grins at him./ Well let's get this show on the road!

Yusuke: /glares at him/ NO! NO! NO! Why aren't you injured or partly insane!! This isn't right!!

Kuwabara: /sweatdrop/ Jeez Urameshi. I thought you were working through those issues with your new therapist.

Yusuke: /calms down for a minute/ Well I was, but my new therapist quit after I had a flashback and I though she was another MKD'er. I kinda used my spirit gun on her while shouting "Stop hitting me with that stupid rose whip!!" she ran out the room after that.

Kuwabara: Wow! Should have figured something like that would happen to you eventually.

Yusuke: Yeah now back to the lesson! /gets extremely pissed off again/ Uncover the cage!!

Kuwabara: No problem! /shrugs and pulls the sheet off of the cage revealing a girl in Kuwabara's regular school uniform with her curly red hair gelled up. She's wearing stilts to make herself seem taller than usual. In one arm she has a small orange kitten and in the other is a long wooden sword painted bright orange./

Subject: /Looks at Kuwabara and bows/ ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY KAZUMA KUWABARA!!

Kuwabara: /grin/ Must me the shock of seeing me in person eh Urameshi?

Yusuke: /glares at him/ OH SHUT UP!

Subject: /turns to Yusuke/ DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT URAMESHI OR I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY SPIRIT SWORD!! /shakes the stick at him/

Yusuke: /sweatdrop/ Uhh...Kuwabara why did she just say she was you?

Kuwabara: She's been doing that since I caught her. She keeps saying "There's only enough room for one Kuwabara." or something like that.

Yusuke: /shrugs/ So how did you catch her without getting hurt anyway? Hiei couldn't even do that!!

Kuwabara: /scratches his head/ Well it's kinda weird. I found her in a pet shop surrounded by kittens and she saw me and started doing that weird bowing thing from before and she even let me put her in the cage! I thought she was a little crazy though she kept muttering something.

Yusuke: What was she saying?

Kuwabara: Something like "I have to find away to get rid of him" or something.

Yusuke: /quirks an eyebrow/ How odd. Well anyway now it's time for the symptoms of this disease. This is another disease that's still being researched by experts so symptoms will be added as they are found. Now! Some of the symptoms include:

Dying your hair red

Wearing stilts to make yourself taller

Calling yourself Kazuma Kuwabara

Having a sudden obsession with kittens

Telling people you can see ghosts

Coming up with an honor code to live by

Becoming obsessed with fighting

Calling your best friend Yusuke and having them beat the crap out of you on a daily basis

Yusuke: At the moment these are all the symptoms our experts have! I'm sure as time goes on they'll find some more. Now Kuwabara../turns to talk to Kuwabara only to see the suspect escaped from the cage and Kuwabara's locked in it/ HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THERE!!

Subject: /holds up the fake spirit sword which was really a sword in disguise/ Whoever said that this wasn't real sword. I mean don't I always have a real sword!

Kuwabara: /still locked in the cage/ YOU AREN'T ME!! /turns to Yusuke/ GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

Subject: I told you that there was only room for one Kuwabara and that Kuwabara is me!! /insane laugh/

Yusuke: /shakes his head/ Now I know why we should never have anyone host their own disease!!

Kuwabara: WILL YOU FORGET THE LESSON AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Yusuke: Hold on a minute! Now of course all diseases must have a cure. Well that's not really true but you get the point. Now the cure to this disease is kinda complicated it involves a room and a person infected with MHD. Now stick the two of them in a room together and wait a few hours. You might hear some yells and bumps but ignore it. After a couple hours go in and check. The person infected with MKUD might be a little beat up but the symptoms will be gone.

Subject: /trying to beat Yusuke with her spirit sword/ That's the end of the lesson right Urameshi!!!

Yusuke: /Easily dodging her strikes and hits her in the head knocking her out then sticks her in the cage with Kuwabara and locks it/

Kuwabara: URAMESHI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER IN HERE WITH ME!

Yusuke: I can and I will. It's time for a little experiment on what happens when a person infected with a disease and the person the disease is about are in the same place.

Kuwabara: /shaking the bars on the cage/ LET ME OUT!!

Yusuke: /crazy grin/ Be careful you don't want to wake her up do you?

Kuwabara: /glares at him/ Let me out or I'll tell shorty what happened to his extra carton of sweet snow

Yusuke: /nervous laugh/ Oh look! She's waking up and we're out of time! The experiment will have to wait everyone.

Kuwabara: /running around the cage being chased by the subject/ GET THIS GIRL AWAY FROM ME!

Yusuke: /grin/ Now since he's being attacked by our subject my life makes sense. Bye everyone!

Kuwabara: /still being chased/ BYE! URAMESHI HELPP!

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