"You, sir, can not dance."
"Hush. I was once a river dancer."
"Oh?"
"Yes. I used to dance by the river."
"That doesn't count."
"Sure does!"
"Why would you dance by the river?"
"People pay money."
"To watch you make a fool of yourself?"
"I resent that."
"And how many times did you fall into the river?"
". . . I was drenched. Daily."
"You may have just killed our first dance as husband and wife, James Potter."
"Well, you certainly made the first kiss as husband and wife worthwhile, Lily Potter."