"No!"

"Come on, Harry, just a taste–"

"NO!"

"Baby, honey, just try some mashed potatoes. They're yummy! You see?"

"Face it, Lils. You may as well give up. This persuading-your-one-year-old thing is full of bologna."

"Maybe we should put bologna in the potatoes?"

"Yes, that's it! That's exactly the solution!"

"You know, sarcasm isn't becoming."

"Neither is bologna."

"What?"

"What?"

"Waaaaah!"