The Adorable Adventures of Prowl and Sari
Chapter Four: What to Do in the Event of Puking
The human body is fascinating. Their muscles, bones, nerves, blood and organs are all working together to help the body function. I love reading about it, I love watching documentaries about it, and I've even tried my hand at drawing it (I've learned that I am a horrible artist).
And then one day, Sari became sick. Never before was I so disgusted by what I witnessed firsthand. This was worse than any documentary I had ever seen before. Sari called it 'puking'. The Internet had many names for it. But all I know is I hate every moment of it and can't wait for Sari to get better. I think it was the cleaning up part that I was most disgusted with, seeing as Sari had not made it to the bathroom in time. Thankfully, we have concrete floors, and none of that carpeting stuff. Cleaning it up was easier than it should have been.
The next several days consisted of warming up blankets, watching cartoons in her bed all day, chasing her around the base to give Sari her medicine, watching her sleep for fear of her puking again, taking her temperature constantly, hugging her, giving her lots of water and making chicken noodle soup. I didn't let her go outside, and I certainly did not let her play with Bumblebee. Sari got better in a few days and before long, she was off again, getting into trouble and finding new adventures with Bumblebee.
Needless to say, my systems were so overworked and unprotected that I was next in line to catch a virus. Ratchet found it hilarious.
I'm glad people like this story so far. I wanted to keep it real and use everyday situations. I think it's cute.
-Juana