"Oh, Dante… It's so… So BIG!"
"You like what you see, babe?"
"Mmm, yeah… But I don't think that I'll be able to…"
"Able to… What?"
"You… You know! I mean, just LOOK at it!"
"Come on babe, you don't have to be embarrassed."
"I know... But, it's so HARD!"
"Don't worry, just take a deep breath and relax… I'll just use my hand like this"
"Mmm… Okay, I think I'm ready now."
"Okay."
"Oh! Ahh! D-Dante, it hurts!"
"You'll get used to it, and then you can start enjoying it…"
"Ahh! How do you make it do that?"
"I just have a talent for it, babe."
"W-wait! I-I think I'm gonna… Ahh!"
"Woah!"
Dante and Lady picked themselves up, wiping sweat from their faces.
"Man, that was intense!' Said Dante and Lady hit him in the head "Ouch! What was that for? I thought you liked it!" He looked down at it.
Lady scowled at the half-demon and glared at it "It's too big, Dante, I don't think we'll ever be able to-"
Dante cut her off "Don't say it babe! You're just not ready for it yet. See, I'll show you what you should do" he reached for the huge weapon…
And Lady flung her self over it "No! Don't you ever touch the Kalina again! I regret ever saying you could modify her."
Dante glared at her "Well fine then! Just because the little devil huntress can't handle 'big objects' outside of the bedroom is no reason to act like it's my fault!"
Lady blushed furiously "Shut your mouth, demon! Like anything you own is that big anyway!"
They childishly glared at each other, just resisting the urge to poke out their tongues.
It was just another day at Devil May Cry with our favourite anti-couple.
-The End
Face it, you love them arguing.
I felt like it needed an epilogue. This way, I won't have to write that musical which is good because I am A) awful at writing songs, and B) awful at coming up with plot ideas.
Thank you. ;