Previously: "YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS!" I yelped. "EMMETT!"

"You said anything." He said thoughtfully.

"UGH! Couldn't you have chosen something less torturous? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" I screamed playfully.

Edward appeared in the doorway. "Let's go Bro, before Bella throws something at you." He chuckled, "I wouldn't give open ended threats B." I glared at him.

"Both of you are so going to pay."

"Bella, come on!" Rosalie groaned. Me, getting dance lessons. It was like a nightmare come true. To tell the truth, I would have rather faced going on a date with Mike than this. Emmett knew me too well for my own good.

"Sorry." I murmured.

"This is impossible! Try it again. Move your hips like this." She did a quick and easy movement as she swayed her hips, showing off her curvy figure.

There was no way I would be able to do it. "Can we please give up? I can't do this!" I whined.

"Try again!" Alice commanded. I rolled my eyes and tried again. Left, right, left, right. I thought. I slipped and landed on my behind.

"Can you at least try?" Rose pleaded.

"No." I retorted stubbornly.

"Do you want me to dance with Emmett?" she fluttered her eyebrows seductively. "Because I know how to dance."

My eyes narrowed. She wouldn't dare. As if to read my thoughts Rose spoke again, "That would leave you and Edward pretty pissed off wouldn't it?" She smiled sweetly. She was not going to have my Emmett. Even if I had to dance for it.

"Fine." I challenged. "Show it again." For the first time I paid attention to every movement. The way her arms rose over her head and the way her hips slowly moved down.

"Can I try now?"

"Duh." Alice cranked up the music. "Party Like a Rockstar" rushed through my ear drum, not permitting me to think properly.

"GO NOW!" Rosalie urged. I let the music take over my body as I swayed. I let my arms come up over my head as I closed my eyes briefly. I didn't follow the steps that Rose had taught me, I just did my own thing. It actually felt good…like I was free. The last notes of the song faded away and it was finally quiet. I turned to stare at Rosalie and Alice. Their expressions were unreadable…almost frozen.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Alice screamed, jumping up and down and taking me along for the ride.

"Was I that bad?" I squeaked awkwardly.

"BAD?" Rosalie screeched. "THAT doesn't even cover it." I winced, could she be any nicer? "THAT was fucking awesome!!!"She beamed at me and laughed.

I stared at the two of them. I came to one conclusion: they were both lunatics. There was no way I, Bella Swan could dance. It was like against my religion.

"Sure." I said sarcastically.

"No seriously. You're sooo ready!" Alice acted like a little child on Christmas and I couldn't help giggling along with them.

"So it wasn't too bad?" I repeated. I had a feeling my brain was short-circuiting. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't accept it. I sat down on the bed shakily.

"It was awesome Bella! Emmett's going to go crazy." I read Rosalie's smug expression. She wasn't kidding.

Emmett POV

(In the car, on the way to go shopping) "Please Edward, PLEASE???" I whined. "I need to be with Bella."

He rolled his eyes at me and kept on ignoring me. He was clenching the steering wheel and driving faster than usual. "Whatever"

Rage spread through me. "Edward take me back NOW!" I said it more forcefully.

He snickered and then his face turned to a serene mask. "What is so funny?" I demanded. He was really getting on my nerves now. He could NOT just kidnap me and take me away from my love. Especially since I hadn't seen her in hours.

"Nothing." Edward tried to sound serious. "Just listening to the thoughts around here. Really funny." He peeked at me to see if I'd bought it.

"Ya right." I scoffed. I punched him in the arm harder than I wanted to.

"Emmett!" He groaned. Edward rubbed his shoulder gingerly. He punched me back. I let out a booming laugh. At least things between us were somewhat "normal" now. Bella must have told him something at the hospital. They seemed like friends now. More like siblings, which they would be in a couple years. But the kiss they had shared bothered me. I leaned my head on the window gently, deep in thought.

"Don't hurt yourself Em." I looked up at Edward.

"I'm not doing anything." I quickly checked my seating position.

"You seemed like you were solving a conundrum or something. You don't want your brains to blow out before tonight would you? Bella wouldn't be too happy." He smirked.

"Ha ha. Very funny." I said icily. We pulled into the parking lot of the Port Angeles shopping center. I leaned against the car door as Edward got his wallet. It didn't take long but two girls had strolled over.

"Hey there." One said, fluttering her eyelashes and flipping her platinum blonde hair. I stared past her. I had already dated a blonde. They were all self-concerning air heads.

"Hey." I muttered. Edward was taking a long time. How long does it take for a vampire to find his wallet.

"Here's my number if you want it." She pulled out a slip of paper from her purse and held it out to me.

"Do you keep like a stash of papers in your purse for every guy that comes by? Or is it just me?" I asked harshly. ""Cuz I'm not interested. I have a girlfriend who's one hundred times more beautiful than you."

Her eyes burned with hatred as they glazed over, "Whatever, too bad you missed such a good opportunity. Plus." She smiled wickedly, "You're probably on steroids. I don't want to associate with some dumb ass who will get himself killed."

"Sure. Good bye now." I waved her off. Edward chose this moment to "find" his wallet.

"Where were you?" I hissed angrily. I had a feeling I already knew.

He burst out laughing and couldn't control himself. "You. Are. So. Mean." He burst out.

"Hey," I shrugged, "She was asking for it."

"Yeah, by giving you her number. Sure. " Edward agreed sarcastically.

"Can we just go find these clothes before I take your car, crash it and go home?" I tapped my foot.

His eyes narrowed, "Fine."

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