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'Have you ever considered growing your hair?' Reno sat on the kitchen counter, watching Rude pour water from the kettle into two mugs.
Rude glanced at his partner, red hair scattered over thin shoulders and long legs hanging over the edge of the counter, then shook his head in disbelief.
'What, yo? What's wrong with the idea?' Reno slid off the kitchen top and took one mug of coffee. 'I think you'd suit an afro.'
Rude's lip curved slightly as he followed the redhead into the lounge and sat beside him on the couch.
'Well? Why not?' Reno stretched his legs out over the larger Turk's lap and put his free hand behind his head. 'You've got the whole goatee thing going, so why not carry on?'
'I don't think so, Reno.'
'Why?'
'It takes too much work, and- unlike you- I don't spend half my day in a mirror.'
Reno raised his eyebrows and accepted the challenge. 'Oh, I see, yo. And shaving your head everyday doesn't count as work? When you cover it in foam and shave it in perfect lines, so you don't miss a spot? You are such a bloody liar. You spend longer in the mirror than I do, with your clean-shaven face and your glasses and your pristine suit-'
Rude rolled his eyes and began tickling Reno's feet. The redhead screeched and squirmed, then promptly fell off the couch. 'That wasn't fair, yo! You're such an arse.'
'You have enough hair for the both of us, anyway.'