I couldn't resist. Everybody who doesn't watch .Hack, just smile and nod.
SRMTHG 100
6: The World
Disclaimer add on: In addision to what I said in the first chapter, I also don't own .Hack or any of the stuff from it mentioned in this wierd fic. I'm not sure who does to be honest.
The Wave Master
By Netbug009
"How long has he been on that thing?"
"I lost count at 10 hours."
Gibson and Sprx were watching Otto, who was wearing a game simulator helmet and playing on this strange new game called "The World". He had become obsessed with it very quickly.
"Aw, some on Otto!" Sprx yelled. "I want to try!"
"Fine! Next time I lose, you can play."
"But you haven't lost once so far."
"Oh yeah."
The "game over" noise played. Otto went pale and Sprx smirked. "And now, you have lost." Sprx grabbed the helmet and put it on his own head, immediately getting into a battle with a Wave Master. The game over noise played again. "What the- hey!" He tried again, practically smashing the controller buttons in his fingers. "I will defeat yoooooou!" he yelled, jerking his whole body and even jumping as he tried to defeat his foe. The familiar noise chimed a second, third, fourth, hundredth time. "Aw, man. This guy must be super strong."
At the other end of the battle, a small monkey wearing a green skirt and belly shirt laughed evilly. "I am victories once again! Today, newbies. Tomorrow, the pro server!"