The Crazy Adventure
Disclaimer: I Don't own the plot of the story. I Don't Own Journey to the Center of The Earth. I Just own Katie and Vanessa.
We are finally are in the crystal and diamond covered cave and we are standing on Muskovite. What the hell is muskovite? Well, i'll tell you what it is? It's a very thin rock formation that can break easily based on the person's height and weight. Sean turned over to the cave walls encovered with Emeralds and pulls a few out.
"Hey guys! Looks like im getting me a new Ferrari!" shouted Sean
I walked over to Sean and snatched the diamond out of his hands.
"Im getting me a new sports car!" I shouted
"Hey! I called the shots first!" Sean complained nasailly
Mom growled. "Will you two quit fighting!
"Eh?" I said
Sean gave me that 'Are you retarded' look. Then he shook his head thinking that im an idiot.
"Who is she kidding? I know that she wants to be at that stupid party with her drunk friends and drink herself silly. Besides, who would care, like i would" thought Sean
The muskovite started to crack, Mom was squatting down on the muskovite as it was cracking. Trevor looked scared.
"Muskovite" Trevor muttered
"What's Muskovite?" asked Sean
"Muskovite is a very thin rock formation that can break easily based on the person's height and weight" Mom explained.
A crystal fell out of Sean's bag and dropped and cracked more of the muskovite. I cackled silently. Mom and Trevor sighed in relief.
"It's thicker than i thought" remarked Trevor
Their wrong. The muskovite broke and they fell.. About 100,000ft to be percise. And we screamed like little kindergarten girls.
"So, What do we do now?" asked Trevor
"I dunno! How bout we find a way to get outta here, Theories anyone?!!" asked Sean
"Probably, the fall will kill us all and we will land on some rock" I replied
"Any other possible theories?!" asked Sean
"It's possible that there is a water slide at the bottom and we will slide into some water" I replied once again
"Cut the science crap, ENGLISH PLEASE!!!" Mom shouted right in my face
"We'll all fall on a water slide and land in a ocean of water, Numnuts!" I yelled right back
"Great, May i suggest that theres a 50/50 chance that we'll die, This is just a fucking nightmare. I didn't plan on dying at 13!!! Can we just peacefully.. FUCKING SCREAM TILL OUR LUNGS TURN BLUE!!!!" suggested Sean
"I Don't kn—NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Mom yelled
Then we all screamed again like little girls and then we landed on the water slide and slid down as we screamed like little girls, Then we fell into the water. Me, Trevor and Sean were able to swin forward but Trevor realized he forgot Mom, Trevor gave the hi-sign for Me and Sean to go on and wait for them. Trevor grabbed Mom and they both swam. Meanwhile, Me and Sean has just reached shore at the center of the earth. Definetly Confusing, Eh? I Got up and looked confused.
"This is the center of the earth?" I asked
"Yes" Sean replied
"Isn't the center of the earth supposed to be lava and rocks?" I asked again
"Yes" Sean replied
"Why is it all look like the amazon?" I asked once again
"What is this, 20 Questions?" He asked me
"Sorry, I didn't realize that you hated repeat questions" I said
"Nnnn I just hate it" Sean pointed out
I shrugged in agreement and walked forward and shook my head. "Where the hell is Mom and Trevor?"
After i asked that question, The two appeared coughing up water. Sean turned to them and then turned to me. "Does that answer your question?" He asked. Then i turned over.
"Yes" I replied
"Eh, I am NEVER going to swim again" Mom complained
"Sheesh Mom, Who peed in your coffee?" I wised off
"Trevor Did" Mom replied in an angry voice
Sean turned over to me again. "Kat, Do you always wise off to your mom?" He asked
"Yeah, 24/7. It's a everyday thing between me and Mom" I replied calmly
Sean laughed. "No wonder your mom is in a bitchy mood"
I shrugged. "So?" I wised off at him
Later, I seperated from the 3 and ran off by myself with my essentials. Unfourtunately, I lost my etch-a-sketch in the water slide. I was by the Venus FlyTraps until one of those rude traps used it's arm, wrapped it around my neck and started to choke me to death.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!" I said in a scratchy tone.
Sean heard my cry for help and came to me worried and beat the crap out of the trap and i was able to break free from it. Then Sean threw his fist into the trap's mouth and goo came out and was on his hand as well.
"Eww!" he shreiked
I smiled in gratitude. "Thank You"
He smiled and kissed me on the cheek. "Don't Mention It"
After that, My heart dropped and i mad dashed like hell, Lucky for me i got out my diary and recorded it in. Meanwhile, Mom and Trevor hit a snag by the rocks and they were both under a rock. Mom continued her bitching.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"137 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"138 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"139 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"140 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
Meanwhile, Sean made his way to a magnetic rorck field with his compass. His compass went all loopy. "A Magnetic field" he said to himself. Then he jumped onto the first rock as it floated and bumped two other rocks and they floated away.
"Damn!" he muttered. The rock tipped over and he held on with all his might and his water bottle dropped. He gulped and looked scared. Meanwhile, back at the rock, Mom and Trevor were bitching at each other.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"141 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"142 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"143 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"144 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are a bitch?!" asked Trevor
"37 times" Mom bellowed in her annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are a bitch?!" asked Trevor
"38 times" Mom bellowed in her annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are a bitch?!" asked Trevor
"39 times" Mom bellowed in her annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are a bitch?!" asked Trevor
"40 times!!" Mom bellowed in her annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"145 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"146 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"147 times" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"148 times!!" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
I was walking in some desert until this bigass dinosaur stepped behind me roared. I chattered and looked back.. and gulped! I screamed and ran for my life while listening to my Ipod.