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'He's a such a gentleman,' Elena praised, 'He's kind and caring and protective. You know, Reno, you should be more like him.'
Reno sneered. 'What? Caring? I don't think so, Elena.'
'He held my bags for me when we went shopping with Tseng,' the blonde placed a glass of water in front of Reno, who looked at it with disgust. 'He's charming.'
'He's not like that at all, love,' the redhead took a swig of the water and swallowed it like it was full of thorns. 'Rude is an arsehole, exactly like me. He just doesn't show it as much.'
Elena 'tut'ed. 'You're only saying that because he's making you drink water. But if you look at it from another perspective, he's just trying to help you. Too much alcohol will seriously damage your health, especially in your state.'
'My arm is hardly broken,' Reno rocked his desk chair back onto two legs and looked around the office lazily, like he'd rather be anywhere else at that moment.
Elena scoffed. 'Broken is broken. Rude said you weren't concentrating properly.'
The Turk's eyes blazed. 'That's because he was putting me off! He was toying with my weakness!'
I'll make you come twice, Reno, for every bodyguard you knock down.
'And what weakness would that be?'
I'll let you ride me if you kill more than seven.
' … Couldn't mention it in front of a lady.'
I'll come inside you if you can get that bullet in his eye.