The Crazy Adventure
Disclaimer: I Don't own the plot of the story. I Don't Own Journey to the Center of The Earth. I Just own Katie and Vanessa.
Meanwhile, Sean finally gets his sorry ass lost in the magnetic rock field or whatever you call it... He sighed in hopelessness.
"Jesus Christ! Im lost, my compass is all screwed up and im NOT EVEN close to finding my way out of this hellhole!" he yelled
He walked up the field and all of a sudden.. Rocks came flying toward him, He dodged every rock that came flying to him.
Meanwhile, That stupid dinosaur was still near me and i was still running like hell going away and i realized that the ground is pure muskovite. I kept running until i heard it cracking and then, CRACK! The dinosaur perished and i was safe.
"Wow! Im safe" I said
Meanwhile, Mom and Trevor are STILL stuck under that damn rock!
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"149 times!!" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
"Did i mention that YOU are an idiot?!" asked Mom
"150 times!!" Trevor bellowed in his annoyed voice.
Sean finally found them and made his way over to them and was confused.
"What the hell is goin' on here?" he asked
"What does it look it jackass?! Your stupid uncle and i are trapped under this heavy ass fucking rock!" Mom shouted
"It's not my fault that Vanessa looks like a sea walrus" retorted Trevor
Sean cackled at that remark. "Ooohh, Burn"
Mom turned over to Trevor and bitched at him for the millionth time. "SEA WALRUS! I DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DAMN WALRUS!! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!"
Trevor smiled. "Early comment retracted"
Sean shrugged. "See, Uncle Trevor? You can't even decide what sea animal Vanessa looks like."
"SEA ANIMAL! IM NOT NO DAMN SEA ANIMAL!" Mom screamed "YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!!"
Sean smiled. "Early comment retracted"
Finally, I Found those the three little idiots and i approached them wearing my favourite shade of lipstick 'Kiss Me Charcoal'.
"What happened here?" I asked
"Do you really wanna know?" Mom asked
"As a matter of fact, i do wanna know" I replied curiously
"Sean the moron called your mother a sea animal" said Trevor
I slapped Sean across the head. "What is wrong with you?" I asked
"Uh, No" replied Sean
"First, Trevor tells me im fat, Then he calls a fucking bitch and then says im a damn sea animal" Mom explained in harsh tone.
Wow! Sometimes, Mom can be on the bitchy side. I get that from her.
"Why do you get to explain first?" asked Trevor
"Cause im NOT the one who got myself into this mess" Mom replied
"Oh Ho! My Fault?! If you hadn't insist on taking us to the mountain, We wouldn't be in this mess now would we?!" asked Trevor
"Excuse Me! If Sean hadn't of found that fucking Sisemic blip or whatever the hell that is.. So technically, It's your fault." explained Mom
I sighed in annoyance as i rubbed my head. "Jesus Mary and Joseph! Stop your whining!"
Everyone finally stopped bickering. Mom sighed.
"Katie, Sweetie? Can you and Sean please get us out from under the rock?" Mom asked
"Sorry, We don't do heavy lifting" Sean and I replied in unison
Trevor looked angry. "Sean!"
"Sorry, Do this yourself"
"KATIE!!!! SEAN!!!!"
"SORRY!"
Mom and Trevor sighed in unison. They made a quick glance and tried to get the rock off of them, They succeeded. They sighed again.
"Finally" muttered Trevor
Mom sighed happily and smiled. "My butt is flat and my head is as big as a balloon"
Trevor giggled. "Funny, Now lets go get those freakin kids"
Mom smirked. "You know me too well"
Mom and Trevor hopped off the ground and went after Sean and I. Speaking of Sean, He was too constructing the raft to get to the gyser. An hour later, Were in the middle of the ocean and it was storming like hell.
"Hey! I think i see something!" I shouted
Trevor looked over at the ocean and saw some kind of fish swimming toward us. He made his usual comic gulp. "Katie! Go faster!"
Katie went over to the kite and leveled it higher, That didn't work. Katie held on the kite as i flew off. Mom looked scared. "Katie!" she yelled.
"Shit!" muttered Sean