"You do not have the key?" She shouted, kicking his lower leg. "You will find that key. And do not bring our sex life into an argument."
"Who said anything about sex? Get your mind out of the gutter." He smirked. He loved teasing her. She groaned and kicked his lower leg, again.
"Get this off me!" She yelled at him, her eyes almost in tears.
"I already told you. I don't have the key. I won't try to find it until you listen to my explanation."
"I don't want an explanation!" She said, tugging violently at her wrist which caused Chuck to lose balance on his feet.
"Then you will have to do with this." He said, pointing at their tied wrists.
"I will not carry you around like a toy poodle Bass!"
"Then listen." He said softly.
"Toy poodle it is." She said harshly, dragging him to the bedroom so she could get dressed. "I was planning on going to Serena's to go shopping, but since our daughter is there, you will have to follow me." She groaned. "I really hate you Bass." She said, clearly stating the truth. Shopping with her soon to be ex-husband was not part of her plan, but while he made her suffer, why not do the same for him?
"I know you do. Just let me ex-"
"Shut up and turn around. Let me get dressed. Don't look Basshole."
"You know, we are married. It's not like I haven't seen you naked, sweetie." He smirked. She then accidently stepped on his foot.
"There is nothing sweet about me. Turn around or be turned." She said sternly.
"I'll take the second option." He bit his lip to keep the cocky smile from coming.
"Bass!" She whined. Even though the whine was childish, he could see the seriousness and the power in her voice. He turned around, careful not to hurt her wrist. After ten minutes of walking backwards and trying on hundreds of outfits, Blair was finally done. "If we get stared at, I will kill you."
"Look Blair, my plan isn't to humil-" She cut him off again.
"Just walk and pretend to be holding my hand." She whispered harshly as his hand wrapped around hers hiding the chain. It looked like the couple were wearing identical metal bracelets. "Don't you try anything funny."
"I wasn't gonna." He mumbled to no one in particular, receiving a questioning look from Blair.
A/N: So, do you like it? Should I continue? I decided to post like a bit of what I had done to see if people liked it. I can either continue this one, or write a new small drabble...that is happy. Of course, this one will end up happy if I have anything to do about it. And the thing is, I'm writing it, so I do. Muahah! God, I am so stupid. But whatever.
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