Bad Girlfriend

Theory of a Deadman

She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.

Why does she do this to him?

Ever since her twenty-first birthday she'd been dragging him to every bar in Luca to be her "body guard" so she could drink and not have to worry about being taken advantage of.

Why does she do this to him is a good question, but a better one is why does he keep agreeing?

They had been there for a while now, and she was very drunk. At the moment, she was up on stage screaming at the top of her lungs and getting passed free drinks by practically any guy who saw her. She made many men fall in love with her tonight, of that he was sure. But it didn't matter. She was coming home with him.

A man reached up to touch Rikku's leg, and she dumped her drink on him, cussing very violently in Al-Behd. That was his cue. He hauled himself out of the bar stool he was sitting in and quickly made his way over to her. Pushing the man away, he swept Rikku into his arms and walked out the door.

She was laughing and making whooping sounds, but he ignored it. He was used to it after all.

"Auron, do you love me?"

Well that was something he wasn't used to.

He stopped short and looked down at her. She looked up at him, and even in her drunk state she looked like an angel.

"What?"

"Do you love me? I love you! I wish you would marry me!"

His heart flip-flopped, but he started walking again. "You're drunk, Rikku. You don't know what you're saying." He wasn't sure if he was trying to convince her that... or himself.

"No! I mean it! I love you, Auron. Will you marry me?" She sounded so sure and sincere that he had to stop and look down at her again.

The look she gave him broke his heart. She looked up at him with so much emotion in her eyes but, of course, his mind kept telling him "She's drunk. Don't fall for it."

"Rikku... Go to sleep. If you remember this conversation tomorrow... We'll talk then." He started to walk again.

"I'm going to remember!"

"We'll see."

"I will!"

He grunted in response.

"Well...,"she yawned."Goodnight Auron... Love you..." She snuggled into his chest, and fell asleep.

And he prayed that she really would remember.

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A/N: Have any of you actually heard this song?? It's not an innocent song at all!! Lol I picked the most innocent of the lyrics that I could... I hope it turned out okay... I'm really not comfortable with writing *gulp* sexual things.... LOL XDDD

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