Mickey: Welcome back to The First Kingdom Hearts Reality Show Ever. Last time We attempted to torture these players we had them put cakes on thier heads, haha. And then we made them piggy-back other in a race. the Goofy Dogs conquered and Tidus went home. Who will be next on TOTAL... DRAMA... KINGDOM.
(Theme song:
"Mom and dad I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answers plan to see
I wanna be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
So pack your bags 'caues I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there some day
'Cause I wanna be famous
Nanananananananana (I wanna be famous)
I wanna, I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
Mickey: Let's check in on the Mighty Ducks.
(The Mighty Duck's camp)
Leon: C'mon guys, we can't afford to lose another member. I know we're better than that.
Roxas: Yeah, maybe. If you and Yuffie hadn't made out instead of actually trying.
Leon: We were not. We were... uh... um... we tripped.
Roxas: Suuure.
Leon: Yuffie is just making me crazy. I like her, but I don't want to give up challenges for her. Ohh man I hate this game.
(On a gym floor, outside)
Mickey: Now most of you noticed that this isn't that easy.
All: (mixtures of groans and yes's)
Mickey: Well today is the day to combine two things most Square Enix Characeters hate most. No, not Bahamuts. Spinach and gym class.
All: (Goans)
Mickey: Now, to win you must play kickball with 5 innings. But instead of bases. There will be piles of spinach. To be safe you must dive into this pile of gruesome veggies. Since the Goofy Dogs won the last challenge, they're up to kick first. PLAY BALL!
(Mighty Ducks: 1 2 0 2 1 = 6)
(Goofy Dogs: 2 0 0 3 2 = 7)
Mickey: And that means the Goofy Dogs win again. Now as the losers, the Mighty Ducks have to clean up all the spinach and immediatly go to the next challenge, smelling like feet. Bummer, so get to it.
(The Mighty Ducks Camp)
Riku: That was pathetic. I still smell like spinach.
Leon: yeah well good thing were headed to our next challenge.
(On a large hill)
Mickey: Now I bet you wondering why you're all in your bathing suits. Well In this challenge there will be no water. But you have to get in your own hamster balls filled with a different food. After everyone goes, the teams scores will be added up and the lowest time wins.
(Sora: 0:51:13, Sora's ball is filled with 10 year old pudding)
(Leon: 0:47:28, His ball is filled with ketchup)
(Yuffie: 1:02:01, Her ball is filled with moldy cheese)
(Riku: 0:45:49, His ball was filled with rotten jelly)
(Kairi: 1:05:02, Her ball is filled with mud)
(Tifa: 1:23:49, Her ball is filled with anchovies)
(Yuna: 0:53:02, Her ball is filled with mustard)
(Cloud: 0:50:01, His ball is filled with corn syrup)
(Aerith: 0:50:57, Her ball was filled with white chocolate)
Mickey: Alright Roxas, your the last guy. It's all up to you. But the only ball left is an empty one, so...
Roxas: I can go down in that one?
Mickey: Not exactly, were putting a little bit of everyone's in there.
Roxas: What?
(Roxas, 0:49:48, His ball was filled with a mixture of everyone elses)
(The Mighty Ducks: 256 minutes)
(The Goofy Dogs: 299 minutes)
Mickey And the Mighty Ducks win.
(Elimination Ceremonies)
Mickey: We are now down to two, Sora and Tifa. Niether of you received a marshmallow. But the next one to get one is............................................................................................ Sora.
Tifa: Good. get me out of here. Not even 9999 munny is worth this.
Mickey: Well that was unexpected. Tune in next week for our latest episode of TOTAL DRAMA KINGDOM!
