Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, our players were trapped in hampster balls and raced down mount Disney. Roxas won for the Mighty Ducks and Tifa went packin'. Stay tuned for out most dramatic episode on TOTAL DRAMA KINGDOM!
(Theme song:
"Mom and dad I'm doin' fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answers plan to see
I wanna be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
So pack your bags 'caues I've already won
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there some day
'Cause I wanna be famous
Nanananananananana (I wanna be famous)
I wanna, I wanna be, I wanna be famous)
(The Goofy Dogs camp)
Cloud: That was awesome Aerith.
Aerith: Thanks Cloud (blushes)
Aerith: I never thought I'd meet anyone I cared about here, but Cloud is so hot.
Kairi: Thanks Sora (kisses him on the cheek) for the awesome time in the race
Sora: (face is red) But we lost.
Kairi: No thanks to your, your Awesome.
Sora: Kairi's amazing. She's smart, pretty, and really protective. So yeah, I'll take a bullet for her anyday
(the Mighty Ducks camp)
Riku: Yeah this shows ok and all but it just so happens that I'm on a team with complete idiots. I mean last week was mail week and my brother sent me a TV Guide and it said that the the Goofy dogs are up in the polls to win. What the heck? We win in case you didn't notice America.
Leon: Hey Roxas, me, Yuffie, and Riku are making an alliance. Well, the way you won that challenge for us was pretty badass so ya wanna join.
Roxas: Really? Mea? I've never been asked to join anything.
Leon: Calm down dude.
Roxas: Sorry but yeah, thanks
Roxas: I LOVE THIS SHOW!
(At the challenge)
(Mickey is dressed up like a Jedi)
Mickey: May the force be with you. Because this is our craziest challenge yet. Each of you will receive a Jedi Knight name and you will be fighting for your honor, your pride, and a five star dinner tonight. You will all get glowing swords. The color can vary. The first one to get blown of the force table, which is 5x6 feet 2 stories in the air will lose. The team with the most points wins.
(Master Jace Kindu (Riku) vs. Master Jacon Solwalker (Sora): It's a fair fight until Riku breaks out in an air combo and wins)
(Master Lucan Bolt (Leon) vs. Master Avin Chocobo (Cloud): It's a long and hard fight but Cloud ends up winning)
(Master Marion Birdtree (Yuffie) vs. Master Ratwood Thomas (Kairi): It's not long but Yuffie wins)
(Master Trish Ats (Yuna) vs. Master Tellen Braden (Aeith): Since there is no magic allowed Aerith wins)
(Master Author Clay (Roxas) vs. Master Avin Chocobo: Cloud wins easily)
Mickey: And the Goofy Dogs themselves win, haha well thats how the the sage really ends
(Eliminations)
Leon: Roxas messed up.
Riku: We can't handle another loss. Survival of the fitest and Roxas is not up in that catagory.
Yuffie: Bye Roxas
Yuna: I've been saying it before and I'll say it again. Yuffie.
Roxas: I don't know. I think I'm finally starting to to fit in
Mickey: We tallied the votes. The first one who's safe is... Riku. Then Leon and Yuna. Now we're down to two. And the player who received the most votes is............................................................... Roxas.
Roxas: What? But I thought we had an allainence?
Leon: We did, but we also want to win.
Riku: Sorry dude.
Roxas: Nah it's cool. At least I finally found somewhere I belong. See ya Mic. Be back next season.
Mickey: Well what a good sport. Tune in next time for TOTAL DRAMA KINGDOM!
