Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom. Our players got to be Jedis. Talk about cool. Anyway. In the final battle Roxas had to defeat Cloud, but ended up being to afraid to fight. Thus sending him home. Now we received a very informative review by a person who we may not give the name, but he said it should be more dramatic so we decided to listen to him and give these guys the most dramatic episode yet. There will be back-stabbing, romance, and even a prank or two as we see if these campers can not only survive the show, but each other as well mwahaha........ Oh and by the way, Minnie if your watching. I'm gonna be home late tonight so don't bother making dinner. Just heat up the pot roast from last night. Oh where was I... Oh yeah. Mwhahaha.
(Theme Song)
Sora: Ok. Let's set the record straight for all of those back home. There is nothing between me and Kairi. Ya hear.
(Flashback shows Sora and Kairi are making out)
Sora: Ok maybe something. But I'm not saving her is she messes up.
Kairi: Hey Sora
Sora: Oh! Hi Kairi. So.. uh... whats... up.
Kairi: Hehe. Nothing Sora. I justed wanted to ask you something.
Sora: ok, shoot.
Kairi: Will you join my alliance?
Sora: uh... I don't know.
Kairi: Please. Sora you cutie.
Sora: Ok I guess I'm in.
Kairi: Sora is the nicest, coolest, hottest guy I've ever met. I hope he likes me back.
Sora: Ok I admit it. Kairi is so hot and I'd save her anyday! but ya it's cool.
Colud: Hey Aerith.
Aerith: Oh, hi Cloud.
Cloud. Whatcha doin?
Aerith: Oh just making a good luck braclet. It's supposed to bring, ya know, good luck.
Cloud: (moves closer to her) Wow. That's so cool.
Aerith: Yeah I guess so
(The two start to make out)
(The Mighty Ducks Camp)
Leon: No.
Yuffie: But please. I'm so close to getting voted off. I need to be in your alliance. What about that time we made out huh. doesn't that mean anything.
Leon: No.
Yuffie: Ahhhh! Why are you so wierd sometimes?
Leon: I don't know.
Yuffie: Ahhhh!
Yuffie: I'm so done with Leon. It's like he has a split personality. One day he says he's gaonna take to the finals, now he doesn't even care if I get voted off. Buuuuut he is a major hottie.
Leon: Yuffie could have been in my alliance if she wan't a total bimbo. Yeah she's hot but she's not going anywhere in this game. Oh and the rest of these loons. Where'd they pull these players out of, the lunatic asylum. In fact this confessional stall is the only place I can go to get some peace and quiet.
Mickey: (watching these converations from the production set) Wow. These guys are more interesting then I thought.
Mickey: (At the scene of the next challenge with all the players watching) Ok players, we've watching your every step and quite frankly we found a lot of hatred to you guys. So what is a reality show to do.... exploit your hate for one another and get money out of your misery.
Cloud: Ya know, for being a happy-go-luckey cartoon character, you seem a little sadistic.
Mickey: That's what hosting turns you into, my good boy. Now this week there will be no reward, no physical dependence, no challenge, and NO immunity. This week we've decided to stuff two players from each team and put them in a glass box. You'll get to know one another and after six hours of solitude, you will all go the eliminations and vote off one person, as a group.
Everyone: *gasps*
Mickey: Tata for now.
=Sora and Yuna's box=
Sora: So, Yuna is it, I've never really had any interactions with anyone outside the Dogs.
Yuna: You are quite kind, Sora, and polite too. I have the feeling that we will enjoy our time as one I can sense it in your inner emotion.
Sora: Oookay.
Sora: She is freaking nuts!
=Kairi and Riku's box=
Riku: Ya know I thought you were the prettiest girl here, Kairi,
Kairi: *blushes* Ohh stop.
Riku: No I mean it. You're really hot.
Kairi: *blushes rapidly* You aren't so bad yourself.
Kairi: (Praying out loud) Please don't let Sora see this. PLEASE don't let Sora see this.
=Cloud and Leon's box=
Leon: So
Cloud: So
Mickey: Okay, so putting the two strongest competetors in one box was my idea. This is gonna get good. (gets out popcorn)
Leon: Arm Wrestle?
Cloud: Game on.
(The two arm wrestle)
=Aerith and Yuffie's box=
Yuffie: Hi! I'm Yuffie
Aerith: Hello, my name is Aerith.
Mickey: (In a helicopter with a megaphone. talking to all the players) Oh and by the way, there is a big red button on the left side of your prison, in mean boxes. The button opens the door and let's you out. But first I must warn you. Anyone who presses this button is not only eliminated, but thier partner is too. Good luck.
(3 hours later)
Mickey: Ok you guys are seriously boring. We're only half way though and already, Riku and Kairi made out...
Sore: WHAT?!
Mickey: I know, Cloud, Yuffie, and Leon went to sleep and NO ONE has pressed the big red button. I mean I can't stand you guys and I only watch from a small TV in my tent. How can you guys stand to be iscolated for 3 HOURS. So to juice things up, we're gonna have a little switch. Sora goes to Riku's box, Leon and Cloud goes to Yuna's box. Aerith and Yuffie are boring and only talk about chick stuff so they do nothing. Mouse Out.
=Sora, Kairi, and Riku's box=
Kairi: Sora, plaese hear me out on this. He was just...
Sora: I'm not really in the mood to hear it Kairi.
Riku: Hey sorrry man I didn't know she was your girl.
Sora: Whatever
Sora:How could this happen. Kairi couldn't just cheat on me like that. I thought we had had something real. But boy was I ever wrong.
Kairi: I didn't mean to. (Starts sobbing). Take me back Sora, TAKE ME BACK.
=Leon, Cloud, and Yuna's box=
Cloud: Wow, didn't see that coming.
Leon: What?
Cloud: Kairi cheating on Sora, they were so tight.
Yuna: Yes that was surprising. A sacred bond as the one they had not only shared, but shown could not be broken as easily as sudection. Riku seems to be manipulative. He shall be the next off the island. A man with such dangerous talents like that should be dangerous if any of us were to wish to succeed. Not only is he a srtong competitor, but he...
Cloud: Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah.
Cloud: What's with this chick. She NEVER shuts up. And does anyone out there even know what she's talking about.
Cloud: Well if we were anywhere else Kairi would be off next. If you ask me, she gotta go.
Leon: I did make a vow to protect my alliance... so yeah Kairi's next.
=Aerith and Yuffie's box=
Yuffie= Wow. Can you believe Kairi did that.
Aerith: I know. She is sooo of next.
Yuffie: Totally. But can you blame her really, Riku is hot.
Aerith: True, but that doesn't excuse betraying her boyfriend.
Yuffie: Really, who is she dating?
Aerith: Oh if you were on my team you would so notice a love connection between her and Sora.
Yuffie: Really?
Aerith: Really.
=Mickey's helicopter (using the megaphone to communicate to the players)=
Mickey: Ok gang, six hours has been up and it is time for your doors to open, and striaght tp eliminations. That means no dawdling. Your votes must be in.
Eliminations
Mickey: Your votes were tallied, and I gotta say... there is a lot of hate in this group. So just to stir things up, were gonna air your dirty laundry. Just to be fun. So all of you will see who voted for who.
Aerith: WHAT! You can't do that. That's invasion of privacy.
Mickey: Wow, someone has a guilty consiense. Anywho, We can do what ever we want. You all signed a contract that we can air A-NEE-THING we want. So lets see Sora's video
=Video=
(The video screen is broken)
Mickey: Darn it! I guess we'll have to wait till next week to air your votes. In the mean time it was Kairi who got the boot. Bye bye Kairi.
Kairi: Mousesaywa
Leon: That's right. You played dirty and you payed the price, princess.
Sora: But how did this happen, I didn't vote for you.
Kairi: It's ok Sora. I'll go. (tears form in her eyes) At least we're still cool, right?
Sora:... Yeah, we're cool.
Kairi: Awe thanks.
(The two are about to kiss, but Kairi is yanked away by Mickey, who throws her on a boat thats leaving the island)
Sora:(running to the boat) Kairi wait. I want you to have this. (Throws his necklace out to her)
Kairi: (From the boat)Oh Sora. Thank you. I'll cherish it forever. Bye.
Sora: I'll miss you babe.
Mickey: Well there ya have it. You got to see what would happen if we tortured are chacters not with devices, but with the characters themselves. Stay tuned for the next episode on TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.
