Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, we decided to not have a challenge. We just put our players in little glass boxes with each other. It turns out we got more drama than this show can handle. The was lying, cheating, and even and crazy chick who we know is not going to win. So if you thought that last episode was good, be prepared to bring it. For our next episode our players will see who they trust, and who they don't. In a TDK spectacular of horrible horriblenss. Catch it all on TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.

(Theme song)


Sora: *sobbing* Kairi! I miss you Kairi. I should've talked to the guys and had them vote off someone else. I'm sorry Kairi.


Cloud: Sora, dude you gotta get over this. I mean the girl cheated on you. You're a strong competitor and why would you give that up for some two-timing chick.

Sora: *sobbing|starting at a picture of Kairi* I don't know man. I guess it's because she was so smart and independent. I was just one mistake ya know.

Cloud: Hey, I know what'll cheer you up.

Sora: Really?

Cloud: Yeah, c'mon.

Mickey's production tent

(Cloud and Sora visit it and flood it with the septic tank)

Goofy Dog camp

(The Goofy Dogs and the MIghty Ducks are holding up Sora and Cloud, chanting their names and laughing hysterically.)

Leon: Nice one, dudes.

Yuffie: Yeah, you totally showed them.

Sora: Cloud, man, you were right. I feel WAY better now.

Cloud: Told ya.

The challenge

(Mickey comes to the scene, sodden, angery, and smelling like barf)

Riku: You reek man

(Everyone plugs their nose)

Mickey: Ok, the smart ass who flooded my tent better come out RIGHT NOW, or there'll be hell to pay.

(Sora goes to step out, but hears Clouds voice first)

Cloud: It was all me Mickey, don't punish anyone else.

Mickey: So Cloud, you thought that was funny huh?

Cloud: Kinda yeah.

Mickey: Well enjoy the rest of the day in the asylum.

Mickey: A new building we just made to punish to fool who did this. It's west about a half a mile, we'll have escorts by the dock, go find them. Which means, no challenge, and if your team losses, there will be no vote, you will be sent home. END OF DICUSSION!

Leon: Don't you think that's a little harsh, dude.

Mickey: Would you like to join him.

Leon: No, but...

Mickey: Good. Now go Cloud.

(Cloud leaves)

Mickey: Now that the Goofy Dogs just lost their best player, he's sure to go home. Now the challenge is a test of teamwork. You will all tie yourslves together and go though the obstacle course. Teamwork is key to winning, if your team is working together, this will be easy. But since you guys love sewage so much, we decided to take out the solid dirt beneath the track and replace with a river of sewage. You have 5 minutes to discuss strategy. GO!

Goofy Dogs

Sora: So Aerith, it's just me and you now.

Aerith: Then it shall be easier. With less people, there will be less disagreements.

Sora: Right, and you are Cloud's girl and I'm Cloud's friend, we need to win or else he pays.

Aerith: I see. Well as long as our drive for Cloud feuls us, we are sure to win.

Mighty Ducks

Leon: I'll lead us through this.

Riku: What makes you think that you're more qualified than any of the rest of us.

Leon: In case you didn't notice, I've taken the leadership role in every other challenge, so I guess I have to do the same.

Riku: Alright, you are the most athletic. So whats the plan.

Leon: Well if we're in sewage we have to...

Yuna: Our own cleansiness of heart will protect us from oncoming mess. As the ancestors of all of us have done in a life-time or two. The cleanist hearts such as our own are what makes us champions and even though the path to winnig may seem rough. We can get through it like a fear does a small child in darkness of...

Mickey: GO!!

(Sora and Aerith are tied up and leave)

Leon: Great, now I didn't get to go through my plan, but now we're behind. All your stupid ranting got us nowhere.

Yuna: I'm sorry. Just as...

Riku: C'mon, we don't have time. Help us tie these knots.

Goofy Dogs

Sora: Just make sure our steps are in sync and we won't trip.

Aerith: I'll count the steps, you keep track of wether we should be on our left or right.

Sora: Got it.

(They climb over the wall, get under the barbed wire, and swing the rope in no time. They are now half way done.)

Mighty Ducks

Leon: C'mon, let's go. We're losing time.

(They are triping because they are not concentrating an are slowed down by Yuna's ranting about anything)

Leon:(To Yuna) SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU SLOWING US. JUST SHUT UP.

Yuna: I apologize, but things are not alway as they seem. The underdogs are always the ones who come out on top remember the...

Leon: ARGH!!!!

Mickey:(from megaphone) And we have a winner. The Sora and Aerith dream team. But the MIghty Ducks still have to find their way out and get to eliminations.

Eliminations

Mickey: Welcome to eliminations ducks. You did not complete your challenge in time. In fact, you didn't finish it at all. So remember last week I said "time to air your dirty laundry". Well it's time, but our stupid camera man couldn't fix a freakin' TV. I mean why do we hire a guy who can't handle the simplest appliances.

Riku: If you think it's so easy, then why didn't you fix it.

Mickey:.......................... Ok, let's get on with it. The controllers go to Yuffie and Riku. One controller left, two players. Leon you led your team to victory multiple times, but yelled at your team which ultimatly solowed them down. Yuna, your crazy and I'm pretty sure your not a fan favorite nor a team favorite. So that's why it goes to Leon. So Yuna, sorry babe, you know what to do.

Yuna: I see. Well we all gotta go sometime. Like all things must in the world...

(A production team comes to pout her in a straight jacket and load her on the boat)

Yuna:...A musky fox in the wild to hunt down...

Mickey: Well, there ya have it. See ya next time.