Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, someone felt the need for a vicous prank on a certain TV host. I admit it was pretty good, but Cloud was still sent to the new asylum and put into iscolation for his punishment. When we started the next challenge it was up to his team to save him. Tempers flew for the Mighty Ducks as crazy loon-a Yuna just wouldn't shut up. Eventually it was her who got the boot. If you thought that episode was good, be prepraed for an espisode... not that dramatic, but still pretty good in this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.
(Theme Song)
Mickey:(On megaphone) Wakey wakey players, meet me in the food lodge in one hour.
Yuffie: (Screaming out her her window) It's 5:00 in the morning your crazy rat. can't you see we're trying to get some sleep.
(One hour later)
Goofy Dogs are in on table and Mighty Ducks in another
Mickey: Well You have all made it far. You made it to the half-way point. So what is a sadistic mouse host who has a wife and three kids to feed to do. Make a surprising twist, that's what. From now on there will be no Goofy Dogs, no Mighty Ducks, no teams, no looking out for people you don't even like. No. From now own you are all on big group. So now the only person you have to look out for is numero uno, the big dog, the apple of your own eye, yourselves. So the boys will stay at the Goofy Dogs cabin and the girls will stay in the Mighty Ducks cabin. So you can now move to your assigned bunk.
Boy's cabin
Leon: Hey, what's up guys.
Sora: Hey Leon
Riku:(to Sora) Hey, man, I hope ther's no hard feelings about, ya know, Kairi.
Sora: Hey, it's alritgh. You didn't know. Thanks for complimenting her though.
Cloud: I'm glad, Sora and Rku have no hard feelings. Otherwise, these last few weeks would be really awkward
Cloud: Wow, this is so weird. Bunking with the enemy.
Riku: Oh c'mon, dude, theres always a merge in these kinds of shows.
Leon: Yeah, and besides, Riku and I wanted to thank you guys for flushing out Mickey's tent so look what we snagged from the kitchen. (Leon opens his suitcase and show four stolen orage soda's)
(Cloud and Sora's eyes widen as they stare at the pop)
Sira: Nice
Sora: After six weeks of leftover slop from Disney World. I almost cried when I saw that fresh soda. I mean was there been a better drink know to man other than orange pop. Thank God for Leon and Riku.
Leon: Snagging the pop was probably the easiest thing I've ever done. The cook is so lazy, we could've waltzed in there in gorilla suits playing a trumpet. I think the chef was that fat dog who is in the Disney movies. Begins with a "P"... Looks like Goofy, but fatter. Oh well.
Riku: I got this bunk.
Sora: That used to be Auron's, but hey, Auron never got us free pop. As far as I'm concerned, you guys can have any bunk you want.
Riku: Thanks man.
Girl's cabin
Aerith: Being the only girl coming into the cabin is pretty scary. I mean what if they don't like me or something, but I don't believe that stupid myth about how catty girls are and how great guys get along.
Yuffie: Hey bunk buddy!
Aerith: Wait, you mean you're the only girl here?
Yuffie: That's right, just you and me.
Aerith: Well I guess that's simple enough.
Yuffie: What's that supposed to mean?
Aerith: Oh nothing. I just have a had time adjusting to large groups of punctual people is all.
Yuffie: What? Am I not "punctual" enough for you?
Aerith: No I didn't mean it like that. I meant "A lot" of punctual people.
Yuffie: So I'm not safisticated enough.
Aerith: No, I mean, you just...
Yuffie: fine, maybe you'd feel more comftable on the boys side.
Aerith: No, I mean, jeez. Ok, let's just start over. Hi, I'm Aerith.
Yuffie: Whatever.
Yuffie: What's with that girl?
Mickey: (over the loudspeaker) Ok players I hope you got aquainted nicley. Now, food lodge NOW.
Food Lodge
Mickey: Good news. There will be no one going home tonight.
Everyone: Woo-hoo, yeah, boo yeah, ect.
Mickey: Yeah yeah. So instead the winning gender will get a one week vacation to the best Disney hotel and spa. The Disney's Grand Floridian. Wher you will be pampered like the stars in our five star rooms and indoor pools. Have fun at the rec center and chill out in the spa. Take your first clean hot shower since you got here and even free five star meals. All of this will be yours if you survive the DINNER...OF...DEATH.
Aerith: A stay at a hotel, that's worth anything. So... Bring it on, boys.
Yuffie: But wait, there's two more boys than girls. that's not fair.
Mickey: Good point, well I guess we Have to do something now. Hmmm.... I guess we could mave a boy to the girls team.
Boys: NO!
Leon: C'mon Mickey. We're like brothers.
(Boys group hug)
Mickey: Fine, I guess only two boys can eat. The rules are simple. We bring our a platter of a disgusting meal and you eat it. If you barf, you're out. If you don't finish your plate, your out. If you quit, you're out. Each plate will be more disgusting than the last. Team with the most players left after five rounds wins. Any questions.... Good. Now let's take this sample to the lab AND SEE WHAT 'CHA MADE OF.
Mickey: First round. Aerith and Yuffie vs Leon and Cloud. Who can eat the... COCKROACH HOAGIE.
(Mickey brings out a hoaie full of cockroaches. Leon, Cloud, Yuffie, and Aerith eat it, no one is eliminated)
Mickey: Wow, that was bad. Now let's see who can handle the... DOG FOOD TACO.
(Mickey brings out a taco filled with dog food.)
Cloud: I don't think I can do it, man. Dog food creeps me out.
Leon: C'mon, it's not that bad.
Cloud: It might be.
Leon: C'mon, the are finished. You need to eat even if I have to shove it down your throat.
Cloud: That might just...
Yuffie: BLAHHHHHH! *throws up*
Mickey: And Yuffie is out.
Yuffie: Sorry Aerith.
Aerith: It's OK, I can eat anything. Once you've had my moms cooking, anythings good.
Cloud: Ok, lets do that force-feeding thing.
Leon: Alright.
(Leon, Cloud, and Aerith finish. Yuffie is eliminated.)
Mickey: What is wrong with you people, c'mon blow chunks already. Anyway, time for round three. The... MYSTERY SALAD.
(Mickey brings out a bowl of multicolored goop)
Cloud: BLAHHHHH! *throws up*
Leon: c'mon man you didn't even try it.
Cloud: Sorry dude, it's just so rank.
(Aerith and Leon finish. Cloud is eliminated.)
Mickey: Now that's more like it. People, there are two more rounds. If you both survive this, yuo must eat the nastiest food in the contest.
Leon: You call this junk food?
Mickey: It's edible isn't it. Now put your stomachs on hold for the... WORM-BURGER.
(Mickey brings out a hamburger with worms in between the buns.)
Aerith: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cloud: What's wrong.
Aerith: I'm sorry, I'm just really scared of worms, Ok. (backs away) Sorry Yuffie, but I can't do it.
Mickey: It's OK, but if you don't eat it, the guys win. You know that right.
Aerith: *crying* It's OK. Nothings worth eating worms.
Leon: So that means...
Sora: WE WIN!
(Boys start doing a victory dance)
Mickey: Boys are the winners. Guys your cruise ship is waiting out by the docks.
(Boys run to the dock while cheering)
Aerith: Can you hear me boys. Enjoy your little party, but mark my words. I will be victorious. Those 9999 munny are mine.