Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, our players merged teams and some liked... and some did not. Just to stir things up, we brought back two previously voted off players. The fun-loving but shy and trustable Roxas who was a fan favorite and our show received some pretty bad e-mails when he was kicked off. Let's hope he does better this time around. Now once the fans decided who came back our production crew thought they deserved a say too. So we decided on the ill-tempered, mean, vicious, blood-thristy Tifa, just to see who came out alive. Our players were then put to the test in the Wheel of Misfortune challenge. In a battle for glory between Tifa and Yuffie, it was Tifa's temper and inability to maintain balance that got her kicked off, but that was nothing compared to this dramatic tale. Get ready for the most dramatic episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.

(Theme song)

Roxas: I'm so phsyced to be back, dudes. I can't beleive I have a second chance at 9999 munny. I'm gonna give it all I got. I'm ganna take this time to say hey to my friends back home. Sup Hayner, Pance, Olette. I'm in this for you guys.

Leon: Listen, Guys. I was here for 8 weeks and all this stratagizing and all that crap has distracted me from one real thing. The food here is disgusting.

Sora: I'm looking at this chicken sandwich I'm eating. Then I realize. I don't even think Pete the chef even killed this chicken.

Aerith: If I had to say the worst thing about this, I would have to say the food. It's funny how I just realized as soon as I could kick back and know I was safe.

Yuffie: These breakfasts look like Pete just got the ingredients off his bathroom floor.

Cloud: I mean that stuff is bad.

Leon: Oh, and the smell...

Roxas: It's like someone mixed barf with...

Aerith: ... Burnt hair.

Yuffie: Last time I checked, eggs are only green in storybooks.

Sora: You do not want to eat the fish here.

Leon: It's like a sandle with old cheese.

Cloud: And it doesn't even taste edible.

Pete the Chef: When they asked me to cook, I said I don't know. My diner got shut down for horrendously gross food (as the health critic or whatever guy says). So I think the players like the food. I mean the throw up sometimes, yeah, but who doesn'n. I mean these guys ar like 16 or 17. I like to beleive they only puke my food back up to eat it again it was good. Or their teenage bodies are changin' that would uh... that would make them upchuck, right.

Food Lodge

(Breakfast)

Mickey: Good morning players. I hope you slept well. Some of you may have notice that we do indeed have a chef. No, we don't go dumpster diving for your food. Now he slaves all day over a hot stove just so you don't starve....

Cloud: Is that an option?

Mickey: No. But You all know that it is breakfast time.

Yuffie: NOOOOOOOO!

Mickey: Yuffie... chill. No he won't be cooking tonight..... You will. That's right We are shipping you to Disney World to work in diners. We have spread out 7 different hot dog stands thourghout the Magic Kingdom. We also decided to give you the neediest, whiniest, most annoying people as customers. You will be judged by your cooking and social skills. Good luck.

Sora's stand

(There is a pre-pubecent 21-year-old nerd with a nasaly voice ordering)

Nerd: Ummmm... uhhh. I'm alergic to cheese.

Sora: Yeah you told me that leki six times now order a freakin' sandwich.

Nerd: Okay.... Uhhhh. Do you have low-carbohydrates calcirated induced meat.

Sora:..... No.

Nerd: Okay then..... I uh.... A hot dog with.... nothing on it.

Sora: WHAT!?

Nerd: No condimeniums please.

Sora: ARGH! Whatever. Whaaatever.

(Sora gives him a hot dog)

(A hot woman appears at his stand)

Sora: Well hello ma'am. Must I say you look quite lovely.

Woman: Hehe, well thank you. I'll take an ice cream cone please.

Sora: Say what.

Woman: And a sleeveles-tee with some characters on it.

Sora:............ (To the camer above him) Oh I get it, she's a moron. Well played, mouse.

Roxas stand

Roxas: Hello welcome to Roxas Hut. May I take your order.

Stereotypical tourist: Ummm. Yeah Can I have something you only sell at Disney. Just so I can brag about it.

Roxas:.... Dude... This is an ice-cream stand, so... You could probably get it anywhere.

Sereotypical Tourist: Ohhhhhhhhhh. Look a plam tree. Let me take a picture to show my friends, evn though they probaly don't care. And I like wher I'm from.

Roxas:........................... 0_o. What... in the name of Hell.... did that... have to do with ice cream.

Stereotypical Tourist: Look, I'm wearing my hat backwards and collect pins and where my souvineers even though I just bought them five minutes ago.

Roxas:.......... Somebody shoot me.

(The other players also have multiple struggles with uncooperative customers)

Yuffie's Stand

Yuffie: What.

Buisness Man: I would like a hot dog with out the cow part and... hold on a sec, could ya... uh, simplten. (Picks up his cell phone) Yeah... Umhm, umhm, yeah, ok... se ya then. (hangs up) Now where we. Oh yes and with out any healthy ketchup fillings.

Yuffie: AHRG! (Series of multiple swears [* represents swears]) **** you you ******* ******* *****. I can't just ******* make your ******* hot dog the way you want it. You ************ hippopotamus ******* crab dwelling ************ son a a dirty ****** ****** who is ******** and you can *********** your ************ walllet.

Eliminations

Mickey: Now we would normally have eliminations, we just sued by the FanFiction broadcsting company, Disney World, and that guy. So the only way to avoid a court hearing and this all together, we have to kick Yuffie off the show.

Yuffie: **** you mouse.

Aerith: It's Ok. You played the game good.

Sora: Awww. Group hug

(They group hug)