Mickey: Welcome back to Total Drama Kingdom's TOTAL DRAMA REWIND. We all watched 12 players push themselves to the limit, and now we're down to the final six. We laughed, we cried, we might have even threw up once or twice, but the important thing is that nobody got seriously maimed. So as we visit the six players who have been voted off we will find out who they hate and who they love. Some of you may have thought that when I said "go home" that I actually meant "go home". But some of these guys might just be crazy enough to spill the beans about the order of eliminations. So we sent them to the Loser Les Resorto. To see how they like being losers. We went there to see them and get some dirt abut the hotel. By the way, I might add that you can stay in this luxury resort where the losers spend thier time. That's right just call this number: *zzzt* (screen goes out) on TOATL...DRAMA...KINGDOM'S...TOTAL...DRAMA...REWIND.

(Theme Song)

Mickey: Here at Loser Les Resorto, we pamper the once torured. With a five-star reveiw, these guys are lovin' it here.

(Camera enters a luxurious resort)

Mickey: Let's check out the jacuzzi.

(Tidus, Yuffie, and Kairi are sitting around the jacuzzi)

Mickey: Tidus bro. Guve us your take one Sora.

Tidus: Sora was cool, even though we never spoke to each other. But from what I here from his teamates, he's a good guys.

Mickey: Yuffie, you got anything to say.

Yuffie: Oh my God, he was so nice. I don't have anything bad to say about him.

Mickey: Kairi, we all know you got somethin' to say. Let's hear it.

Kairi: (Puts down her smoothie) Well, he was an amazing guy. He was trustworthy and always had the backs of his friends. I was willing to help him at anytime. And being the only person who didn't vote for me in episode 5, was really sweet. I'd vote for him to win anyday.

Mickey: Cool.

Mickey: So let's see the juice bar.

(Camera and Mickey got to a juice bar called "Seventh Heaven" [those who played FF7 should get the reference])

(Auron and Yuna are sitting there)

Mickey: Auron, you've been quiet for a while, give us what you think of good ol' Sora.

Auron: The one named Sora is an enemy of mine. He is the reason I am here. But I can't complain about the Midnight Lemon mixed juice here. So, I guess he's not all bad.

Mickey: Touching, so what about you Yuna?

Yuna: Sora was a fair competitor. He was strong, willed, and a true heart. His journey roared like a lion as he took down those in his path. He was a spirit who enjoyed companians, and always was true to those who were true to him.

Mickey: So you like him?

Yuna: Yeah, why not.

Mickey: Cool. By the way, Donald the bartender. I'll have an Orange sparkler Smootie. Ok?

Donald the Bartender: Got it.

Mickey: So the beverages are a delight. Let's see the spa.

(The camera and Mickey go to the spa)

(Tifa is in the mud bath)

Mickey: So Tifa, you seem to be enjoying it here.

Tifa: So? I just wanna know why you boneheads took me outta here and put me in that sucky show a second time.

Mickey: We wanted some injuries to make the show more interesting.

Tifa: Oh. Sounds cool.

Mickey: So what did you think of Sora?

Tifa: He was a scrawny chicken, but a nice guy.

Mickey: I see. Well, I might as well get a massage while I'm here.

(Mickey walks off stage)

Mickey: Well we heard the word on Sora, so let's see what they think of Leon. First stop, the pool.

(Auron, Kairi, and Tifa are at the pool. Kairi is sun-baething, Auron is in a floatie, and Tifa dipping her feet in the water.)

Mickey: Guys, Leon, scoop, now.

Auron: He was strong.

Kairi: True, but he was kinda mean. And were his tactics that necessary?

Tifa: He eliminated people for no reason just to save his friends. I like his style.

Kairi: He told everyone to vote out Roxas evn though they had an alliance.

Tifa: Roxas came back didn't he. And Roxas was another chicken boy who shouldn't even be there.

Mickey: I'm hungry. I'm going to the resturant.

(Tidus and Yuffie are in the resturant)

Mickey: Yo Yuffie. Tidus, ma man. Meet me over in that table when my ribs are done.

(Tidus, Yuffie, and Mickey are at a table outside under an umbrella)

Mickey: *Yum* these are good prime ribs. Who made these?... Anywho, Yufe-miester. What did you think of Leon.

Yuffie: He was so hunky. He had ripped abs and the hottest face.

Mickey: No, I mean as a competitor.

Yuffie: Oh..... He was alright I guess.

Tidus: Well I thought he was lacking team effort and resilience.

Mickey: Tidus, why is that.

Tidus: He sold out half his team to make sure him and his friends mad it far.

Mickey: But wouldn't that make him a "good" competitor.

Tidus: Whatever, I just don't like the guy.

Yuffie: You're just jealous.

Tidus: Am not

Yuffie: Are too.

Tidus: Am not.

Yuffie: Are too.

Tidus: AM NOT!

Yuffie: Are too!

Mickey: I can see this is gonna be a while. So I'll go check out the gym.

(Yuna is in the gym, but not doing anything)

Mickey: Yuna. Give us your take on Leon.

Yuna: He was rude, arrogant, and mean. I don't care for him one bit and if he wins, I will start a boycot of this show with my fellow fans.

Mickey: So you and the 3 viewers who like you.

Yuna: I have more than 3!

Mickey: No, we checked and 3 people said they liked you the best. 12,324,630 like Leon the best, and 578,237,459 like me the best.

Yuna: ........................0_o. I hate this show

Mickey: So Sora has a large number of thumbs up. Not near as few as Leon, but what about Riku. I'm going to the spa to find out.

(Kairi and Yuffie are in the spa getting facials)

Mickey: Girls, we need to know what you think of Riku. So, out with it.

Yuffie: Riku?... You mean Hottie McHot-stuff

Kairi: Yeah, of Mr. Ripped abs.

Mickey: Don't you two already have boy toys.

Yuffie: Yeah, but it's not like Leon and Sora are ever gonna hear this.

(At the island where the final six are watching this on a television)

Leon: Son of a bitch.

(the resort)

Kairi: Yuffie. Mickey's right, we should stay loyal to those who were loyal to us.

(Sora in confessonal after hearing that)

Sora: I was so glad to hear Kairi say that... *starts sobbing* Kairi come back | You can blame it all on me *sniff**sniff* I'm all out of love | I'm so lost with out Kairi | I knew she was right.

(The resort)

Yuffie: Like you know anything about being loyal to guys. Ha!

Kairi: It's not like that, I just sorta, let loose with Riku is all.

Mickey: Is it just me or is all of this questioning making me thirsty. Ah well, time to hit the juice bar.

(Tifa and Yuna are at the juice bar)

Mickey: Donald, can I get a coconut-banana shake.

Donald the Bartender: You got it!

Mickey: Great! So Yuna, you got anything to say about Riku.

Yuna: Nothing besides he was really hot.

Mickey: You Tifa?

Tifa: He was tough. He wasn't a weakling like the rest of these pathetic retards. So, I can deal with him getting the 9999.

Mickey: Cool.

Donald the Bartender: He's your shake, Mickey.

Mickey: Awesome, we I gotta "shake". Haha.

(Tidus and Auron are swimming in the pool)

Mickey: You two got anything to say about Riku.

Tidus: Riku? The chick stealer. i hate that guy.

Auron: He was rather cocky.

Mickey: So you hate him because of his looks?

Auron and Tidus: Yeah!

Mickey: So Riku is popular with the ladies. So Cloud must be liked, right. It's time to hit the theater.

(Kairi and Yuffie are standing at the theater doors with bags of popcorn)

Mickey: Yo babes. Whats the hold-up.

Kairi: The Hercules in "Hercules" broke his leg.

Yuffie: Some invincible hero he is.

Mickey: Well while you're waiting. You mind telling me your opinion of Cloud?

Kairi: He was so cool. But a little mean sometimes. I saw him picking on Tidus. That's not cool.

Yuffie: Yeah well he is so funny. I mean flooding your tent with sewage was awesome.

Kairi: That was Cloud?!

Yuffie: Yup.

Mickey: And my tent still reeks. (Jackass)

Mickey: Back to the juice bar. I'm really getting thirsty today. It must be the weather.

(Tidus and Yuna are sharing a drink at the bar)

Mickey: So what do you think of Cloud? And get me a Mixed Punch.

Tidus: I hate him so much. He's so annoying.

Mickey: I here ya bro.

Tidus: Yeah, he stole my underware, and put them in a sandwitch, and fed it to me.

Yuna: Hehe. That was pretty good.

Mickey: Yuna, so what do you think of Cloud?

Yuna: He may have been a little mean, but he was still cool and funny. He acted like a really sweet guy after a while. So yeah, I wouldn't mind if he won.

Tidus: I would!

Mickey: So I guess the gym is my next stop.

(Auron and Tifa are working out)

Mickey: Guys. I gotta question. What was Cloud like in your opinion?

Auron: Cool.

Tifa: Tough.

Mickey: Cool. Bye.

Mickey: So Cloud was a tad cruel, but he had fans. So what about our hottest, I mean stongest, and only female player so far. It's jacuzzi time.

(Yuffie and Kairi are in the hot tub. Mickey steps in)

Mickey (seductivly) So ladies, (normal) Let's talk. You both seemed to like Aerith. Give me the scoop.

Kairi: Aerith was so nice to me. She is cool and independent, and she still keeps her good looks in the meantime. She's a role-model. She deserves to win.

Mickey: Sounds like Kairi has a crush on Aerith.

Kairi: WHAT! No I don't.

Yuffie: Yeah ya do.

Kairi: Ahh shut up.

Yuffie: Fine. I think Kairi's girlfriend was cool too. We may have fought, but she never took her eye off the prize.

(Tidus is alone in the jucie bar)

Mickey: Donald, give me two Lime Soft Smooties. One for me and one for my pal Tidus here.

Tidus: Thanks Mickey.

Mickey: So Tidus, while we wite. Why don't you tell me about your fellow player Aerith.

Tidus: Aerith was so nice. That and the fact that she was wicked hot, makes her my choice to win. If she ends up with that low-life scum Cloud, I will seriously damage him.

Mickey: Ummm... Bro. I got some news to break. She already has.

Roxas: WHAT?!

Mickey: Yup, they made out and everything, they even made anallianec with Leon, the Roxas and Sora, then Riku. If I had to put my money on othe final two. It would definatly be Aerith and Tidus.

Tidus: Aw man. I was gonna make a move when she got voted off. This sucks.

Mickey: Hey, There'll be other chicks, just not as cool as her. Trust me, you'll be OK.

Tidus: Ya think so. Thaks man.

Mickey: Don't mention it.

(Auron, Tifa, and Yuna are chillin' in the outdoor resturant)

Mickey: So gang, how'd you like Aeirth?

Tifa: SHE'S A HEARTLESS BACKSTABBING LITTLE WITCH AND I WILL ENJOY WATCHING HER GO DOWN!!!

Mickey:...........0_o?

Auron: I thought that she was a fair competitor.

Yuna: But she never has made an attemp to be nice to the Ducks. I don't like her.

(It is dusk, everyone is sitting by each other, dipping their feet in the pool)

Tidus: So if you guys had a choice on someone to win, wh would it be?

Kairi: Sora

Yuffie: Leon

Tifa: Riku

Auron: Cloud

Yuna: Roxas

Tidus: I'd say Aerith.

(Mickey appears via cloud of dust)

Mickey: So losers, it's time for the twist. You will be voting out the next player.

Yuffie: REALLY?

Mickey: No. Instead we decided to torture you guys by doing something totally wrong, which will lead to natsy mail, flamed comments, and maybe even a lawsuit. We decided to take you're interviews...

Tifa: You mean when you went around using our stuff?

Mickey: Exactly. Now we took your answers and we will be giving you a nice present. The most popular player will be staying here..... for good. Now there was only one player who did not have any haters. Everyone loved him. It was........................... Sora.

Everyone: *gasp*

Kairi: You can't do that. He deserves to win.

Mickey: Oh yes I can and I know, so I just made it harder for the rest of those suckers.

Mickey: Haha, I love my job. See you next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM!