Naruto: O.O Um. . . In the last chapter, Sasuke and I went to this battle tower and Sasuke used his mangekyou sharingan. Also, Sasuke dragged Emolette into another where he'll "screw" her.

Emolette: Sa-su-ke! -scream-

Naruto: OMG! -bursts into room- SASUKE! DON'T RAPE THE AUTHOR!

(Sasuke is seen sitting on the floor in front of Emolette, holding a screw to her arm where a small trickle of blood was dripping)

Naruto: O.O; What the hell are you doing Sasuke?

Emolette: He's screwing me of course.

Naruto: He's screwing. . . a screw. . . in your arm?

Emolette: Yeah. It hurts like hell, but it feels good. -sadistic grin-

Naruto: -faints-

Emolette: What's up with him?

Sasuke: -pokes Naruto with a stick- I think he thought I was going to screw you in the sexual way.

Emolette: Ew! I belive in sex after marraige, even if it's with you Sasu-kun.

Sasuke: But in your mind you make me and Naruto - mmph!

Emolette: -hand covers Sasuke's mouth- Ahehe, don't listen to him folks! He just forgot to take his emo pills this morning. Anyway, chapter four!

Chapter Four

" The Book "

". . . Nearly a hundred years ago, the great ninja countries didn't exist. In fact, the only ninjas were those from clans and they were all identified with their own symbol and some had bloodline limits," said Iruka, writing the information on the chalkboard. He stopped writing for a moment and turned around to look at his students. Barely half the class was listening and Shikamaru was snoring up a storm.

Am I really that boring? thought Iruka.

"EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!" cried Iruka, doing his patented Big Headed Jutsu and all the students jerked awake, even Shikamaru.

"I hate that stupid jutsu," mumbled Naruto, rubbing sleep from his eyes, but Iruka heard that comment.

"Naruto!" he cried and Naruto stood up.

"Hai Iruka-sensei!" he said, doing a salute.

"Name clans that have survived the ninja wars and are still here today," said Iruka. Naruto would probably get this wrong, as usual. he added in his mind.

"Hai Iruka-sensei," said Naruto, lowering his arm and looking serious which made Iruka raise an eyebrow. "Some of the most powerful clans that are still here today and reside in Konoha are Aburame, Akimichi, Hyuga, Inuzuka, Nara, and Yamanaka. The Uchiha clan is also in this list but they have. . . died out in one night save for two." Naruto risked a glance at Sasuke who glared at him (his act as always). "There is also the Senju clan, the clan of the first and second Hokage, but they too have died out with one surviving member by the name of Tsunade, whose current location is unknown."

Everyone stared at Naruto with wide eyes (except Sasuke). They all had one thought in mind. . . when did Naruto get so smart?

"Uh, well," said Iruka, looking perplexed. "That is correct Naruto. You may sit down now."

Naruto sat down wtih a sigh and his seatmate, Aburame Shino, turned his head sideways.

". . . When did you get so smart Uzumaki?" asked the Aburame, raising an eyebrow behind his round sunglasses.

". . . When did you learn how to talk Aburame?" was Naruto's reply and Shino was slightly taken aback.

I'll have to watch out for him. It looks like he's been holding back for all these years. he thought.

Inside Naruto's mind:

I thought you wanted to hide your intelligence until after you graduate.

I'm sick of hiding. I'll show who I truly am when I graduate, but right now, I'll just leak out my knowledge little by little.

Alright, I won't stop you. but still, be careful kit.

Aa.

RIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!

It was the end of class. Naruto waited for everyone else to go before leaving himself. He had actually paid attention, written notes, and answered questions in class today. Though he thought that everything they teach in the academy was useless (Where are they gonna use the History of Konoha in a battle? Are they gonna lecture their opponent to death?), he still wanted to know things like that. Though he had never said it to anyone, Naruto like to learn and read about alot of things, especially about history. He thinks that knowing about what happened in the past would make a better future. Besides, he had to learn these things if he wanted to Hokage.

Naruto packed up all of his things and left the classroom. He and Sasuke were to meet at the spot and look through that book they got from the Battle Tower. Last night they didn't really have time for they fell asleep once they got to the treehouse and when they woke, they were nearly late for school.

In the courtyard outside of the academy, Naruto saw Sasuke surrounded by his fangirls as usual. When he passed by, all the girls glared at him. He guessed that they didn't like the dobe answering a question instead of Sasuke. Making sure that his fangirls weren't looking, Sasuke gave Naruto a shrug and that was returned with an understanding smile.

"Look at that dobe," said Haruno Sakura, a pink-haired girl, as she glared at Naruto. "He thinks he's better then Sasuke-kun. Only Sasuke-kun is the best, ne Sasuke-kun?"

Sakura clung onto Sasuke's arm, but Sasuke jerked himself away.

"Get away from me," he snapped. Whenever anyone insults his best friend, his mask becomes his face for just a brief moment. "What do you know? You're all just a bunch of stupid girls and you don't deserve to be kunoichi! Do me a favor and go hang yourselves!"

Sasuke wrenched himself out of the his circle of shocked fangirls and stormed away, his anger level going up.

Stupid girls. Why are they even in the academy when all they do is drool over me?

Making sure that no one was watching, Sasuke jumped onto the rooftops and towards the forest where he knew Naruto was waiting.

Sasuke found Naruto doing sit-ups when he arrived at the treehouse. Well, maybe we shouldn't call them sit-ups when Naruto was hanging upside down from the ceiling with hundred pound weights on his wrists and around his torso.

"Sorry about that," said Sasuke, looking up at Naruto, who had already dropped his henge.

"I told you years ago you don't have to apologize for what your fangirls do," said Naruto inbetween grunts. "Anyway, drop your henge and we'll go see Kyuu."

Sasuke nodded and dropped his henge. Naruto lightly dropped down from the ceiling and he and Sasuke sat on the floor in front of each other. Sasuke looked into Naruto's eyes and was immediately sucked into the blond's mindscape, landing in Kyuubi's cream-colored suite with the ceiling-high windows that let a breeze in from the mountainous scenary outside.

"So, where's the book?" said Kyuubi, who was sitting on one of the windowsills and wearing his usual black kimono.

Naruto tossed the aged book towards Kyuubi, who caught it with one hand.

"What kind of book is it anyway?" asked Sasuke.

"It's a book written by a demon colleague of mine about fifty years ago," said Kyuubi, flipping through the book. "I hid it in that tower about twenty years ago, saying that it was full of gold to see if anyone was worthy enough to open that chest, which'll only open at the touch of someone who has a high chakra level." Naruto smirked at this. So Kyuubi planned this all along. "Anyway, it's a book of potions that ranges from permanent chakra deprivation to poisons that can melt your insides, like acid." Kyuubi grinned evilly at this and both Naruto and Sasuke sweatdropped at his sadisticity. "But I'm looking for a certain potion that will help our young Uchiha here."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "A potion that will help me?" he asked.

"You and your brother to be precise," said Kyuubi, still flipping through the book.

"Why? What's wrong with us?" asked Sasuke, trying to hide his worry but barely succeeded for both Kyuubi and Naruto sensed it.

"You do know what the side effect of the Mangekyou Sharingan is?" asked Kyuubi, peering at Sasuke over the book (a/n: kinda like Kakashi, ne?).

"Of course," said Sasuke.

"The Mangekyou Sharingan may be a powerful, but the side effect is that with constant use, the user will go blind," said Kyuubi, idily turning a page in the book. "The only way to prevent that is to take the eyes of your sibling who also has a fully developed sharingan and merge it with your own, therefore creating a whole new sharingan and negating any side effect. Would you do that to your brother Sasuke?"

"Hell no!" cried Sasuke, looking at Kyuubi as if he was insane. "I would never do that to my aniki!"

"I thought so," said Kyuubi, marking a page in the book and tossing it back to Naruto, who caught it. "That page I marked is a potion that will be able to negate the side effects of any jutsu, but it will take a long while to make it and getting the ingredients alone will be tough. You two up for it?"

"Anything to help aniki," said Sasuke.

"Anything to help Sasuke and Itachi-niisan," said Naruto.

"Good, now off you go," said Kyuubi with a wave of his hand. "You won't be able to start on it now for you two are still in the academy and most of the ingredients are in some far off places, but when you graduate we can probably start on it."

Naruto and Sasuke nodded, then they were outside of the mindscape and in the treehouse again. The book was sitting inbetween them and the two preteens made a mad grab for it.

"The Side-Effect Negation Potion?" said Sasuke, who won the brawl and was sitting on top Naruto. "That figures," he added with an eye roll.

"Get off of me will 'ya!" cried Naruto from under Sasuke, struggling under his friend's weight.

"Ice from an ice jutsu, the blood of a dragon, silver from a mine?" said Sasuke, scanning the list of ingredients. "Where are we going to get this stuff?"

"We're not supposed to, at least not yet," said Naruto, still struggling. "Sasuke! I can't breath!"

Sasuke got off of Naruto and the blond gasped for air.

Will this really help me and aniki so we won't get blind? But even with that problem fixed, how are we going to get aniki back into Konoha without the council executing him?

Sasuke hated the council as much as Naruto did. That's why, when Naruto becomes Hokage, there is going to be alot of changes in Konoha and Sasuke will help.

"Sasuke," said Naruto, standing up and approaching his friend.

"Hm?" said Sasuke, turnig around and facing Naruto, only to get tackled by the blond junchuuriki.

"I'll get you for sitting on me like I was a freakin' cushion!" cried the blond and he started tickling the Uchiha.

"St-Stop Naruto! No! Don't! Mm - Bwahahahahaha!!!"

Sasuke: That was a crappy ending.

Emolette: T.T I know! I was having writers block on this chapter because I was thinking if I should introduce an OC for you Sasu-kun.

Sasuke: An OC for me?

Emolette: Yeah, 'cuz you know I hate SasuxSaku. I'm more of a GaaxSaku kind of girl. I barely like Sakura but if she's together with Gaara-kun, then that leaves you free to be together with my OC!

Gaara: -appears in a swirl of sand- Did someone say my name?

Emolette: -gasps- Gaa-kun! -glomps Gaara-

Sasuke: -sweatdrop-

Gaara: -tiny blush appears on his cheeks- I've never been glomped before.

Sasuke: But you have tons of fangirls since you're Kazekage now.

Gaara- -blush gets bigger- But they never actually had the courage to glomp me.

Sasuke: Figures.

Emolette: What're you doing here anyway Gaa-kun? You're not supposed to appear until chapter eleven.

Gaara: Really? Then I guess I should be going and wait until chapter eleven then.

Emolette: Wait! Bring Naru-kun to Sakura. He's still knocked out.

Naruto: .

Gaara: 'Kay. -wraps Naruto carefully in his sand and walks away-

Emolette: Awwww! Gaara's so cute when he's shy! He's like a little boy!

Sasuke: And what does that make me?

Emolette: Hm. . . jealous?

Sasuke: No!

Emolette: Denial is the first sign of guilt Sasu-kun. Anyhoo, I'll let the readers decide. Should I introduce an OC for SasuxOC or should I just push any Sasuke pairing out of my head because there's no way in hell that I'm going to make a SasuxSaku. I'll let you decide dear readers!

Sasuke: If you end up making an OC, I hope you'll make her attractive to me.

Emolette: Of course I will! The next chapter will be better because that's when Naruto and Sasuke show off their power, and friendship, a little. Yay!

Sasuke: I liked it better when she was brooding. . .