Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, we continued the rewind with a visit to Losers Les Resorto. A hotel reserved only for the losers of Total Drama Kingdom. We found out that they were livin' large. So I got the scoop on each player and, as it turns out, everyone loved Sora. So we took the most loved player and booted them out. But don't worry, Sora and Kairi were once again reunited. You may be thinking how we can top an awesome episode like the Total Drama Rewind, well the truth is, we can't. Oh well. This is TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM!
(theme song)
Leon: Okay, guys... What the hell just happened.
Cloud: I think that they just carted away Sora for no reason.
Riku: I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I'm glad.
Aerith: Really?
Riku: Yeah. I mean EVERYONE liked him and he was super cool and nice. He was major competition.
Leon: That is true.
Roxas: But why did they just leave us in the woods?
(The camera man zooms out and the final 5 are in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night)
Roxas: And where is Mickey?
Leon: It's probably some sort of stupid challenge for this stupid show for some stupid immunity.
(A helicopter arrives over the trees with Mickey on board)
Mickey: (On a megaphone) Look at this night players. You can't even see 10 feet from your face. Now this is a stupid challenge for this stupid show for your stupid immunity...
Roxas: (To Leon) Nice call.
Mickey:... You must find your way back to the cabins before sunrise. The first one there wins. It's every man for himself tonight players. Good Luck.
(The chopper leaves)
Roxas: You don't really think that we're alone?
Leon: Well, wether you like it or not, we are. So I say instead of evry man for himself, I say we all tem up a work together.
Cloud: Yeah, I'm tired of fighting, I just wanna get along with you guys
Aerith: Cloud is so sweet. I think he'd make a good competitor in the final two.
Riku: So, we use a long stick to poke around in the dark, we all must hold on to it so we don't get lost.
Leon: But Mickey said that the first player there wins. So I think once we get out of the forest, we use the moonlight and all thouch the campsite pillar at the same time. So anyone can go home.
Aerith: I agree.
Leon: By now, I always thought that I would be gunning for the win. But I just like so many people here. Cloud is awesome. Him and Aerith are my best friends here. I like Riku a whole lot cause he's a good friend and his good looks can convince the losers to vote for me. Roxas is okay, but he just can't rock the game like me and the other four.
( The player are sticking to the plan and holding on to the stick)
Riku: So did you guys ever hear of the story about this place.
Aerith: What story?
Riku: Ya know, the vampire on the Total Drama Kingdom.
Roxas: Vampire?!
Riku: Yeah, they say that... nevermind it's too scary.
Cloud: Aw c'mon. I like stories.
Roxas: N-no. I th-think that i-if he d-doesn't want to t-tel it, he sh-shouldn't.
Leon: Why, you scared.
Roxas: No!
Riku: Fine, I tell it.
Roxas: F-fine.
(They stop and sit down as Cloud uses his lighter to build a fire)
Riku: So there were these two kids, a boy and a girl. They were supposedly in love. They decided to prove thier love and finally have sex. So they planned a trip to this very campsote. But back then it was still a lame-o tourist site. So they stayed in a cabin, just like ours. They were lighting candles and getting into things more comforable. But they heard a knock on the door. The boy went to get it. He opened it and no one was ther. He went bac kto his lady, but the knock came again. He answered. But again, no one there. The girl no longer felt like having sex. She claimed that she was so scared. The boy comfortaded her by saying there was nothing to be afraid of and he'd go out and make sure that it was just a prank. The girl said she didn't want to be alone. So she tagged along. They checked other cabins, but none of them answered. The went to the food lodge and found....... dead bodies of thier fellow campers. They were really scared now, they decided to run back to thier cabins as fast as they could, but as they turned to leave the lodge, there he was. The Vampire of Total Drama Kingdom. He turned them into lifeless vampires. They say that thier spirits till haunt this campground under the control of the TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM! So when... ROXAS BEHIND YOU!
Roxas: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (he scurries behind Cloud)
Everyone but Roxas: (laughing)
Roxas: C'mon guys, that wasn't funny.
Leon: That's what you think. *chuckles*
Aerith: I'm tired.
Riku: Me too.
Cloud: Ya know what. Fuck this challenge. I'm going to sleep.
Leon: Amen to that bro.
Roxas: Y-yeah. Sleep. But we're gonna leave the fire on right?
Cloud: Sure... scardy-cat.
Roxas: Oh, shut up.
(They fall asleep)
Mickey: (from production tent watching them on one of several small TV's) Ok, wel. These guys are getting it way to easy so I'm calling in the professionals. GUYS C'MON!
(Huewy, Dewy, and Louie arrive)
Huey: What is it Mickey?
Mickey: You guys got a vampire costume, right?
Dewy: Sure do.
Mickey: well here's what you gotta do OK? (Mickey whispers in thier ears)
(The campers are sleeping)
*crack*
Roxas: Ah!
(The rest wake up)
Cloud: What is it man?
Roxas: I heard a noise.
Leon: So?
Roxas: So? It's the spirits of the horny teens of Total Drama Kingdom.
Riku: Roxas, man that was just a story. It wasn't real.
Roxas: I don't know, man. These woods give me the creeps.
Aeirth: Does anyone know what time it is. It seems even darker that before, not even the fire is helping.
Leon: All the more reason to go to sleep.
*deep breathing*
(All the players eyes widen and stand up)
Cloud: What was that?
Roxas: The spirits of those vampire kids.
Aerith: I'm sure it was just a camera.
*Breathing gets louder*
Aeirth: Ah! I've been wrong before.
Roxas: I say we get out of here, man.
Leon: Yeah.
Roxas: Okay, by then, I was lucky I didn't pee my pants.
*footsteps*
Cloud: Eeee!
Leon: That was so a squeal.
Cloud: Shut up!
*Creepy whispers: Leon-Leon-Leon, Cloud-Cloud-Cloud, Aerith-Aerith-Aerith, Riku-Riku-Riku*
(A vampies jumps out)
Vampire: ROXAS!
Everyone: *Screams* (runs away)
Roxas: Leon, what was that.
Leon: I don't know, but keep running.
Aerith: Cloud, light the way with your lighter.
Cloud: Okay. (Cloud lights his lighter but it illuminates the face of the vampire right in front of them)
Everyone: *Screams* (run the other way)
Riku: This isn't happening!
Aerith: Yes it is. We need a plan.
Leon: Hey! I got one.
(A few minutes later)
(There is a piece of cheese in a bear trap and the Vampire walks towards it)
Vampire: (In a creepy whisper) Mmm, Cheese
Leon: (From off-screen) GET HIM!
(Leon, Cloud, Aerith, Riku, and Roxas jump out from a tree on top of the Vampire and mercilessly beat the crap out of him)
(Mickey comes running toward them)
Mickey: GUYS, GUYS! Stop, it's just a costume.
(A tall skinny vampire comes from behind Mickey, it is obvious that it is heuwy, dewy, and Louie inside)
H,D,&L: OK, Mickey, we're ready.
Mickey: So if your the actors, then who the other vampire.
Vampire: RAWR!!!
Everyone: *sreams*
(Mickey, Heuwy, Dewy, Louie, Leon, Cloud, Aerith, Riku, and Roxas continue to mercilessly beat the crap out of the Vampire)
Vampire: (in a gay feminine voice) Stop, stop. (they stop) Totally uncalled for. I was treated way nicer in prison. At least I was ALLOWED to drop the soap once in a while. This bites.
Everyone:..................................................... 0_o
Vampire: (In a gay feminine voice) I'm makin' like a banana and splitting. (walks away)
Everyone:.................................................... 0_o
Cloud: What the **** just happened?
Eliminations
Mickey: Okay, so this wan't the most normal night, but we made back to the campsite regardless, so... yeah. Time to give out the PS2 comtrollers.
Leon: Since when did we get PS2 controllers.
Mickey: Sice the company said you should get souvineers. Well, Cloud, Riku, Leon, Aerith. Controllers for the lot of you. Except one. Roxas, man, I hate to say this again, but... Good bye, bro.
Roxas: Thanks Mickey. I'm just glad I got to come back. See ya guys.
Mickey: Aww, bye Roxas.
Mickey: I don't know how, but I always had a soft spot for that guy.