Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, We set the stage of a creepy night in the woods for our final five. Then, we made them find thier own way back to the campgroud, which was useless since all they did was team up and spend the night in the woods. Riku freaked everyone out with an awesome scary story. So I sent out three lucky ducks to scare them away. Until my vampire came, a real one showed up. The players tricked him and made him leave. Roxas ended up having to leave again for reasons based on status. Well, this episode doesn't have vampires, but it does have awesome drama. Well, it has to on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND.

(Theme Song)

Riku: Boo Yeah. Final four. Yeah. This is awesome, I only got three more to go. But, I gotta admit, it will be hard to see anyone leave now. I really like these guys.

Leon: Yes! I knew I would rock the show. Time to show the viewers what I'm made of and kick some butt.

Cloud: My time here rocked... except when I had to eat that dog food in that one episode. That stunk pretty bad, but I like being her ya know. Who ever thought that I would make such great friends. Leon rocks, Aerith is my girl, and Riku is BRINGIN' sexy back. WOO!

Aerith: WOO HOO! Time to kick it up a notch and prove that girls rule. I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with the guys. I am so in to Cloud. Leon is nice. Oh, and when Riku smiles and winks I-I just melt inside. Girls he may be hot on screen, but in person, he makes you so numb, it's like you're dreaming.

Mickey: (Looking at the final four) Wow, there's not that many left. Keep losin' you guys. So I really feel like I got aquaited with you guys. I mean you guys are like family by now. I just can't get rid of you now. But unfortunatly... rules are rules so one of you has to go soon. So to show my love to you guys, I'll give you an easy challenge. An easy quiz.

Cloud: Say wha'?

Mickey: But this is not a regular quiz. It is a quiz of your former competitors... from your former competitors. So we built a stage and some bleaches in front of it so the people you trampled on and left dead and bloody along the way will get a chance to question you on why you deserve to be here.

Riku: Sounds fun actually.

Mickey: It is. Plus I get to meet all of my friends who got voted off. So let's hop to it.

(At the stage)

(There are four chairs with the final four's name on them, they take a seat as Mickey brings on the other eight contestants)

Mickey: So the first questioneer is... Auron

Auron: My question is for all of them. How does it feel to have all of ua hate you.

Leon: Well, I like to beleive that not ALL of you hate me. Roxas you're my bro. (they give each other an air five) And Sora, who has your man during the merge (they bump fists in the air). Proof that not everyone hates me.

Aerith: I think that if all of you did hate me, I'd be hurt. Because I truly like each and every one of you and I'd like to stay friends after this is all over.

Riku: So if all of you hate me, then I guess that means I can't win. So, I'd like all of us to start over and I'd be your friend again.

Cloud: Uhhh, I like you guys. So I'd be hurt if the feeling wasn't mutual. Especially since I thought that I made some really cool friends here. Like Sora, Tifa, Kairi, and you Auron.

Auron: I'm NOT your friend.

Mickey: Well, no one cares what the first player voted off thinks so we'll ask Tidus his question.

Tidus: I'd like to ask Aerith something. What make jerk-off Cloud better than me, huh?

Aerith: *blushing* Well... I never got to know you Tidus. We were on different teams and then you left early, but I guess Cloud was there for me... and still is. (she blows him a kiss)

Cloud: (catches it)

Tidus: Screw this.

Mickey: Whatever. Tifa I know you got something to say.

Tifa: Yeah, Aerith, I think you're a bitch. How do you feel now princess.

Aerith: Uhh... Uhhh.

Tifa: ANSWER ME!

Aerith: Well, I uhh... wouldn't like it if you thought that.

Tifa: You better not!

Mickey: Roxas, got any questions?

Roxas: Yeah, I'd like to ask Riku something.

Riku: Shoot.

Roxas: I have problems with girls, so could you tell me how to make my hair do that cool thing you do with it.

Riku: Sure. You let it grow out. Then comb it down. And then use gel on the ends.

Roxas: Okay great. Thanks bud.

Mickey: How sweet. So Kairi's ne... wha, where is Kairi.

(Kairi and Sora are making out in the confesional stall)

Sora: Leon was right, this stall does give you peace and quiet.

Kairi: So you're not mad that I made out with Riku.

Sora: Nah, I would'a made out with him to if I were you.

Kairi: *gasp*

Sora: I-I mean if I was a chick an-and I wasn't attracted to chicks. I love chicks. D-C-Can we just forget I said anything.

Kairi: Umm... Sure.

(They go back to making out)

Mickey: Okay so next is Yuna.

Yuna: Leon, How do you tink you got in the final four?

Leon: I think that it was you guys who got me here. If it wasn't for you I'd never be sitting up here. I'd also like to thank my awesome friends who are sitting here. Cloud, Riku, and Aerith were always there for me, so I love them.

Mickey: Aww. That's so awesome.

Sora: WAIT!!

(Sora and Kairi run to the stage, Sora has lipstick all over his face)

Mickey: Well, now that you're back. It's Kairi's turn.

Kairi: Umm... Ok. I'd like to ask Cloud. Why he was so mean in the beginning and so nice near the end.

Cloud: I'm not nice now. I did what I had to do to get far and now, the only people left are my three favorite people... except Sora, dude you rocked.

Sora: Thanks.

Mickey: Good answer. Tifa's up again.

Tifa: My question is for Aerith again. Aerith, whet color would you like your bod bag to be.

Mickey: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Time out. That's a little personal, don't ya think.

Aerith: Well... If a HAVE to answer I woul say... pink, I guess.

Cloud: Yeah, and what's your problem, Tifa. It's as much as my fault as it is hers that you left.

Sora: Yeah, we all voted for you. There's no reason to gang up on her.

Tifa: SHUT UP! chicken.

Mickey: Oooookay. Yuffie, take the mic.

Yuffie: Okay, well. I'd like to ask Leon something. Why were so fickle and indifferent on the show.

Leon: Well... I... I....

Cloud: C'mon Leon, we all have to answer.

Leon: It's kinda because... I liked you.

Yuffie: Ah, aww. I liked you too.

(Yuffie runs up and kisses him then runs back to her seat)

Mickey: Aww. Well. I guess it's Sora's turn.

Sora: Okay, well. I've always wanted to ask all of you one question. If you had to pick one person other that yourself to win, who would it be.

Leon: Well, I'd say you, Sora. Since you naver made any enemies and got far in the game. I actually think you should be up here with us since the reason you left was because evryone else like you.

Aerith: I'd say Cloud since he's smart and nice and forgiving and cute and strong... and cute.

Riku: Leon. He had the best strategy since day one.

Cloud: Definitly Aerith. Because she independent and cool... and REALLY hot.

Mickey: Thanks for that. Now last, but not least... Roxas.... again.

Roxas: If you guys had to choose between winning and all of us hating you or losing but all of us liking you, what would it be?

The final four: Uhh... ummm. *ect.*

Roxas: That's what I thought.

Mickey: Now that's every question, but who do the losers really want to go next. Stick around.

Eliminations

(Everyone but the final four have left)

Mickey: They casted thier votes. They really felt for you guys and there was no one who didn't get any votes. The first controller goes to........................... Riku (he tosses one at Riku and he catches it) then................................... Leon. (Leon catches it). Yup, that's one way to wipe a smile off a players face. Show a couple of lovers a plate with just one controller on it.

(Cloud and Aerith hold hands and look nervous)

Mickey: The final controller goes to................................................................................................................................................................................................................Aerith.

Aerith: What!? Are they crazy. He is like, the nicest guy.

Cloud: Don't worry babe. It's cool. I had a feeling that it was my time.

(Aerith looks away becasue a tear formed in her eye)

Cloud: Aerith listen to me. I want you to be strong and fight to the end, for both of us. You deserve to win more than me anyway.

Aerith: *sniff* Okay.

(They kiss for a length of time)

(Cloud boards the boat and leaves, the others watch)

Leon: There goes a strong guy.