Mickey: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom, I got close to the final four. SO I brought the rest of the players back to grill them or just clear out some old garbage. They all gave great answers and even a few kisses. I couldn't bear to see another one go home so I let the losers vote someone out. In the end it was Cloud who just didn't make the cut. Darn, I was just starting to like him. Now, we're nearing the finale so things are getting better, faster, and a but load more dramatic. Stay tuned on TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.

(Theme Song)

(The final three are sitting in the bunk room of thier cabins)

Leon: Man, the final three. I never thought it'd be this tough, ya know.

Riku: Yeah. It's hard to see your friends go. It's like thier death, but you see them when you die.

Leon: Deep.

Aerith: (sad) This sucks. I don't think I can keep going on guys.

Leon: Aerith, don't say that. Remember what Cloud said.

(Flashback)

Cloud:... I want you to be strong and fight to the end, for both of us.

(Present)

Riku: None of us wanted to see Cloud leave. He was a good guy. It makes me think, who's next.

Leon: It could be any one of us.

Aerith: I can't see either of you guys leaving.

Riku: You must really feel like an outsider. Being th only girl and the only Goofy Dog left.

Leon: Oh that's right, we used to be on teams. Yeah, I remember competing with my team. It was great.

(Flashback)

Leon: (to his team) SHUT UP! Can't you see it's you who's putting us behind.

(Present)

Leon: It wasn't always fun though.

Aerith: Yeah, I remeber the hampster ball challenge.

(flashback)

Mickey: We're filling your ball with a mixture of everyone elses

Roxas: WHAT!?

(Present)

Aerith: Poor Roxas.

Riku: Well, you know what I remeber the most, that time when Leon and I raided Pete's fridge for sodas

(Flashback)

Leon: C'mon Riku, over here.

Riku: Found it.

(They open the fridge and see tons of orange sodas and get large anime eyes)

(Present)

Aerith: You guys did wha...

(a chopper is heard overhead)

Mickey: (in a megphone from the chopper) Morning players. I guess this is almost the end. Meet me at the lake in five minutes.

(Five minutes later)

(the final three are looking at three poles sticking three feet out of the water)

Mickey: Well I gues this is the last challenge for immunity. So, let's cherish it. Guys, these beams are about 6 inches in diameter. You guys gotta stay on these things. The fist one who falls off not only loses the challenge, but loses the game.

Everyone: *gasp*

Mickey: So the first one off has to pack up and go. The other two... are the FINAL two. Everyone get on.

(They each are on a pole)

Mickey: Every 10 minutes we'll put a distraction or an obstacle in this for ya. Good luck.

Riku: Ya know, this reminds me of the challenge.

Leon: Oh yeah. What one.

Riku: The one where we got to be jedis, remeber, when we were on that platform.

Aerith: Oh yeah.

(Flashback)

Roxas: So, do I have to fight anybody, cause I don't see anymore Dogs.

(Cloud jumps up)

Roxas: Uhhhh.

(Present)

Leon: Haha, yeah. The dude almost peed his pants.

Riku: We did have some cool times here.

Mickey: Okay guys, it has been 10 minutes. And I make it rain on you hoes.

(It begins to rain)

Aeith: Man this sucks.

Leon: Like our first competition.

(flsahback)

Sora: C'mon, Auron. Dive for it.

Auron: Stick it.

Kairi: Don't give up.

Auron: Ya know what. I quit. (he comes out of the water)

(Present)

Mickey: It has been 20 minutes. Time for the wind.

(heavy wind blows)

Riku: Remeber that piggy-back race.

Leon: Yeah, that was so cool.

(Flashback)

Yuffie: (On Leon) C'mon, go faster.

Leon: I'm going as fast as I can.

Yuffie: You wuss.

Leon: Shut up.

Yuffie: Make me jerkwad.

Leon:... wanna make out.

Yuffie: Okay

(Present)

Aerith: I knew that there was something between you guys.

Leon: Well, it's complicated.

Riku: Nothing's simple with you.

Mickey: Now that 30 minutes has gone by, it's time for the man-eating sharks.

Leon: Say wha?

(A shark jumps at Riku and tears his shirt off)

(Sparkles come from Riku's body and Mickey, Leon, and Aerith stare into it smiling)

Leon: It's beautiful.

Aerith: It's like a mix of Fabio and Jesus.

Mickey: Dear God, it's fabulous.

(The sharks eyes turn to hearts and they sink)

Riku: Woah, sorry guys. (He pulls another shirt out of his back pocket and puts it on). That seems to happen a lot.

Leon: Wha- oh yeah.

Aerith: Wha- what just happened.

Mickey: I don't know. All's I remember is a blinding light coming from Riku.

Riku: *shrugs*

Mickey: Anyway, it's been 40 minutes, so, it's time to offer bribes. A staming plate of choclate and peanut butter for the first person to jump off.

Aerith: Bye guys. (Riku's hand stops her)

Riku: Think about it Aerith. With 9999 munny, you can buy all the chocolate and peanut butter you want.

Aerith: Uhhh... umm...

Aerith: It has been weeks since I saw "real" food. I needed that candy

Aerith: Alright. I'll stay.

Riku: Good girl.

Mickey: Wow, 50 minutes. Time to put away the chocolate.

Leon: Guys. I've done a lot of bad things here. I lied and ruined a lot of dreams. The way I look at the big picture, I don't deserve 9999 munny. I' could never live with myself if I knew that I had robbed a worthy person like you two that reward.

Riku: What are you saying.

Leon: I'm saying, I'm jumping. Godspeed guys.

*slow motion*

Leon: (Jumps)

Riku: Noooooo

*normal speed*

Leon: Hits the water.

Mickey: Dude, I did NOT see that coming.

(Leon is leaving on the boat and give Riku and Aerith a peace out sign while the funeral music from Star trek plays)

Mickey: And then there were two. Tune in next week for the finale of TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM.

(Riku and Aerith are sitting in the food lodge)

Aerith: He had a good run.

Riku: He'll be missed...........

(They jump on the table and start to dance)

Riku: Oh YEAH! THE FINAL TWO BABY! IN IT TO WIN IT!

Aerith: YEAH! WOO HOO! GOT AS FAR AS A PLAYER CAN GO!

Riku: YEAH! SHAKE IT BABY!

Aerith: YEAH RIKU!