Leon: Last time on Total Drama Kingdom...
Cloud: We were down to the final three...
Roxas: So they had a challenge for all the marbles...
Sora: They also remembered how they got there...
Yuffie: and the people who helped them...
Tifa: Mickey made distractrions for them evry 10 minutes...
Yuna: And Riku shocked everyone when a shark took his shirt...
Kairi: His abs were beautiful enough to stun everyone...
Roxas: In an act of heroism...
Tifa: Leon sacrificed himself for the other two.
Tidus: Now we're at the finale...
Auron: And the battle of Aerith and Riku on...
Everyone: TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM!
Mickey: Cut! Excelent. Perfect you guys. Now take five, we gotta role the theme song.
(Theme Song)
(After the theme song is over, the screen explodes)
Narrator: Time for the ultimate stand off. The pretty playboy Riku vs. the sweet and kind Aerith. Thay fought every competitor to make it to the end. Now is the finale, now is Total Drama Kingdom.
Riku: Oh, yeah. I am in the final two. Of couse I'll tell you about my expirence here. it pretty muck stank except for the people. They rocked. The food sucked, and the co-ed bathroom REALLY stunk. I mean that was bad. There might have been times where I wanted to leave, but I will have that 9999 munny. But it''l be cool if Aerith wins. She one cool babe.
Aerith: Well, at first I wanted to leave, buuut now that I got this far I might as well win. My stay was pretty vrazy. Even though the food was horrible, I still had fun. A few times at the beginning, I cought some boys looking in the showers in the co-ed bathroom. So There were a few people I didn't like. But c'mon, I loved this show, good or bad.
(Riku and Aerith are brought to Loser Les Resorto by boat)
Losers: Welcome back Riku and Aerith!!
Mickey: Riku, Aerith. Time to meet yo maker. This is the end. Time to find you new teams and be the first champion of TOTAL...DRAMA...KINGDOM!
(Everyone is sitting at the "Seventh Heaven" juice bar)
Mickey: The production company and I have put you guys into two teams based on previous interactions with your other players. Rikus team wil consist of Riku, Yuna, Leon, Yuffie, Tifa, and Roxas. Team Aerith will be Aerith, Cloud, Sora, Auron, Tidus, and Kairi. Now even though the only two poeple competing will be Riku and Aerith, the teams will just be cheering for whoever they want. Todays challenge wil be the Kingdom Fantasy Triathalon. Riku and Aerith will start on the roof of Losers Les Resotorto. They will race down to the exit and swim to the TDK bouy out in the middle of Lake Square-Enix.
Aerith: Sounds easy enough.
Mickey; Oh, by the way, Lake Square-Enix is filled with man-eating sharks. If you survive the swim, go where evr the clue tells you to go. Once you reach that point you will start the second part of the challenge. I'll give you guys time to get to the top of the hotel. And anyone who wishes to assit them in thier jouny can go to, but you are not responsible for any injuries you or the others may get.
(The roof of Losers Les Resorto)
(Cloud and Sora are with Aerith and Leon and Yuffie are with Riku)
Aerith: You guys really think that I can do this.
Cloud: Totally. You're still my super-hot Aerith, right.
Aerith: *blushing* Yeah.
Sora: Focus guys. This si the FINAL challange.
Riku: You guys rock. I can't thank you enough for helping me do this.
Leon: Hey, don't mention it.
Yuffie: Yeah, it's what we do.
Riku: I'm really glad I got friends like you.
Mickey: (From a megaphone on the ground) Ready? Set? GO!
(Riku and Aerith head for the staircase)
Yuffie: Go, Riku, Go. MOVE IT!
Riku: Ah.
Cloud: Eye on the prize Aerith. Don't give up.
Sora: You got this in the bag, bra.
Cloud: We're right behind you babe.
Mickey: Oh, I forgot to metion. I left over 30 puonds of explosives on each of the seven floors.
Leon: Does this feel a little easy for the last challenge.
*BOOM!!*
Leon: Ahh! I spoke to soon!
(Riku and Aerith make it to the lake)
Leon: Yuffie quick take Riku's shirt off.
Yuffie: My pleasure.
(Yuffie takes Riku's shirt off, but the sharks don't stop)
Mickey: By the way, these are lesbian sharks. We couldn't have the same girl ones after last week.
Sora: Wait. Lesbian sharks? Cloud take Aerith's shirt off.
Cloud: Are you sure?
Aerith: JUST DO IT!?
(Cloud rips Aerith's shirt off and the sharks had the sme reaction as the straight ones did to Riku)
Leon: Go!
(Riku and Aerith swim to the bouy)
Riku: I got my clue. "Go to the juice bar"
Aerith: "Go to the theater"
(Riku's path)
Riku: Hey Mickey. What's part 2?
Mickey: You need to match all of the voted off players in the place where they lost.
Riku: Uhh? Okay.
(Riku turns to the puzzle to his right)
Riku: Okay, first was Auron who lost at Lake Square-Enix, so he goes here. Then Tidus lost duing the race AROUND the lisland. So he would go in this spot...
Riku: And leon lost at these posts. Done. What next, Mickey?
Mickey: Meet me at the dock.
(Aerith's path)
Aerith: What do I have to do?
Director: Uhh, put all of the players on the map at the place where they lost. And, uhh, here's a shirt.
Aerith: Thanks. Now Auron lost at Lake Squre-Einx...
Aerith: Done.
Director: No, You mixed up two.
Aerith: Huh? Oh, Tifa lost at the wheel and Yuna lost at the obstacle course. Okay.
Director: Docks.
Aerith: Gotcha.
(The dock)
(Riku arrives first)
Mickey: Behind the hotel is a land bridge. Race across it to the TDK cabins and touch the new TDK monumet to win.
Riku: Got it. (Runs away)
Mickey: Behind the hotel is a land bridge. Race across it to the TDK cabins and touch the new TDK monumet to win.
Aerith: Okay. (Runs away)
(At the TDK cabins)
(Everyone is sitting at the bleachers beside to new monument)
Kairi: (looking though bonoculars) Riku's winning!?
Tikdus: WHAT!? Let me see those. (Looks at the race) Oh, man. We gotta do something.
Kairi: But what?
Leon: You got this Riku. Don't give up.
Riku: *breathing heavily* Wasn't planning on it.
Aerith: I'm exasusted.
Cloud: DOn't worry about the pain, just... where's Sora?
(back a few miles)
Sora: (crawling) *gasping for breath* Yeah, d-don't worry about me. (falls asleep)
Aerith: Oh well.
Leon: C'mon I can see the monument.
Riku: Where? Oh, wait. I see it. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!
Aerith: I see Riku, I almost have him. Cloud, I... Cloud?
(Riku and Aerith are neck and neck)
Tifa: (From behind) That's right you better run you low-life lying cheating princess.
Aeirth: *sreams* (runs faster)
Kairi: Yes, I knew that'd work.
(Gives Tidus a high five)
Riku: I gotta go faster, woah. (He stops and Tifa's fist runs into his bac, sending him flying)
(The monument)
(Aerith touches the monument at the very same time as RIku hits it)
Mickey: Ow! That had to hurt.
Yuffie: Well? Who's the winner.
Yuna: Yeah.
Tidus: Who touched the pole first?
Mickey: Hold on a sec (He picks up his phone). Okay so the produvers are reveiwing the tape... (goes back to his phone). okay they said there in NO winner.
Everyone: What!?
Mickey: Yeah, sorry.
Roxas: Mickey, you can't be serious. We all fought this entire time for a prize that no one is even getting. You can't mean that no one will actually win.
Mickey: Oh someone will win..............
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In season 2.
Everyone: Huh?
Mickey: Hehe, yeah....