Emolette: Yeah! The date today is October 10, 2008! You all know what that means!
Sasuke: What?
Naruto: It's my birthday!!
Emolette: That's right, so happy birthday Naru-kun!
Naruto: Yahoo! Happy birthday to me!
Sasuke: -sigh- Guess I have no choice. Happy birthday Naruto.
Naruto: TT
Sasuke: -sweatdrop- What?
Naruto: You never greeted me a happy birthday before. . . I'm so touched! -cries eyes out-
Sasuke & Emolette: -sweatdrop-
Emolette: -cough- Anyway, I've got something for you Naruto.
Naruto: -eyes still dripping tears- What is it?
Emolette: -smirk- Back in a flash!
(one flash later)
Emolette: Here I am!
Naruto & Sasuke: -stares-
Sasuke: Why're you cosplaying me?
Emolette: Because I look better as a Sasuke.
Naruto: Is this my present from you?
Emolette: Not yet. First, I have to call upon my imaginary dream guy.
Dream Guy: Hi.
Naruto & Sasuke: -stares-
Naruto: Why is he cosplaying me?
Emolette: -smirk- It 's because I want to show you this. . .
(Emolette then grabs Dream guy and kisses him full on the lips, tongue and everything)
Naruto & Sasuke: O.O WTFH?!
Emolette and Dream Guy: -breaks apart and licks lips-
Emolette: Mm. Did the camrea get that?
Dream Guy: -checks hidden camera- Yup, including their reactions.
Emolette: Yay!
Naruto: YOU DRESSED UP AS SASUKE AND THIS NONEXISTENT GUY DRESSES UP AS ME AND YOU KISS HIM!! ALL FOR YOUR STUPID YAOI DESIRES!!
Emolette: XP Yup. You should've seen your faces -snickers-
Sasuke: . . I have been scarred for life. . . besides the older-brother-kills-whole-clan thing
Naruto: This is why we don't have the internet in Konoha!
Emolette: That went better then I expected. Anyway, happy birthday Naruto!
Naruto: This is the most traumatizing birthday ever!!
Emolette: XP Exactly as I planned it. . .