A/N: So due to requests, it seems like people wanted me to do caitlyn, so here it is! Caitlyn's survey! I'd have to warn you, I basically took this survey without thinking about what caitlyn would actually say except for the parts i couldn't think of anything, I added some plot of what I said from mitchie's survey and...yeah. Whatever. I had a NOS. I'm hyper. And tired. so maybe just delirious? I don't know.

Have you had sex in like last 7 days?
I like, totally had sex like, every fabulous day of this like, week! OH EM GEE!
… seriously?

What's with you and the last person you kissed?
PFFT. WHAT'S WITH YOU.

What time did you wake up this morning?
I don't know. The sun was up.

Whats on your bed?
Your mom.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Why is this all that stupid myspace surveys care about, now a days?

Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
I'd rather cuddle. That snuggle bear scares the crap out of me.

Who was the last person you held hands with?
Mitchie, who at the time was pretending to be my lesbian girlfriend so the pretzel guy would stop hitting on me.
Good times. Good times.

Are you excited about anything today?
Today wasn't particularly exciting. Just your everyday teenage hanging out…with creepers after you…

Did you cry at all today?
I was crying because the abyss of my soul was rotting into the universe.

What's on your bedroom floor right now?
fuckloads of clothes.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Mitchieeee!! My lesbian lover. HUG IT OUT.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Your sister.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There's only one person who's made me pee my pants laughing.
and yes. I actually peed my pants.

Who did you last eat Chinese food with?
Mitchie: "Oh my god how the hell are we supposed to use chopsticks to eat noodles?! It's like trying to nail a blended raccoon to a tree!"
That was today when we went to Panda Express.

Single or Taken?
there's some complications going on with that.

Is anyone on your bad side right now?
Creepers. Creepy pretzel guys who try to rob me of my damn cinnamon sticks.

When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
That would be quite difficult, seeing as I would have to wait for one to be conceived.

Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
Have his testicles chopped off? Yes.
Die? Nah.

Story behind your MySpace song?
(Sugar Rush by Cash Cash)
It's got a good beat? Goddamn don't gotta interrogate me.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Mitchie: "What's that part between your nose? The clavicle?"
Me: "Yeah mitchie. I'm gonna get my clavicle pierced."

Are you a morning person or a night person?
mornings are good.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I'm a robot. I don't have feelings.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
Is my mom mad at me? I hope not.

In your handbag, what are your must haves?
Who the hell calls it a handbag?!

What would you do if you got pregnant?
That's a good question.
I'm not a strong believer in hypothetical questions.

What was the reason behind why you last cried?
I peed my pants.
Laughing…
And crying.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Have you ever talked to Jason at three in the morning? That is the ONLY time that boy makes any sense.

What are you wearing right now?
nothing. SCANDAL.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
Not a big religious person.

Last girl you talked on the phone with?
Mitchie. Oh wait, Ella's calling me…

Have you kissed anyone on your top friends?
Why would you care?

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Ahh. Good times.

What color is your toothbrush?
Greenish. Like my teeth.

Is success in your future?
Nah. I aim for failure.

What do you think of Valentines day?
Ooh yay! Overpriced chocolate!

How is your hair right now?
My hair makes me look like I was just deflowered.

What's on your mind?
The person who would have deflowered me if I actually did get deflowered.

Have you ever kissed someone who's name started with a D?
My dad's name is David. Does that work?

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
I hate deep questions.

Think back to last April, who were you going out with?
Pshaa.