Disclaimed.

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71. Explore.

The only thing Zuko looks forward to after a long day of Fire Lord business is Katara and her girls, wink.

72. Health.

Katara had just gotten a pedicure, her toenails freshly lacquered with a clear sheen, when Zuko decided to have a kinky moment and, unbeknownst to him, wrap his mouth seductively around her big toe, whose nail had just been slathered with nasty tasting polish; it was an awkward moment indeed.

73. Twenty-Six.

Twenty-six more days til the big day; when Katara would be his and only his, for the rest of their lives...the only downside was that Sokka would be his in-law...

74. Paint.

His psychiatrist told him to say what the ink blobs looked like to him, and, after the 50th time of seeing a waterbender whose name was Katara, the poor shrink left the office in exasperation, throwing up the papers, leaving Zuko behind, who was on his knees, gathering the papers of ink blobs that looked like Katara.

75. Rebel.

He always did what she told him to, lest her wrath be incurred upon him, but this time, Zuko was going to live on the edge..."No, Katara, I will not take out the trash."

76. Actress.

Katara fit every clichè in the book, from the dead mother, to the natural talent for waterbending; of course, anyone who's ever watched a soap opera in their life would expect her to be in an unhappy relationship with Aang while yearning to be with Zuko...(which she did, coughcough)

77. Comedy.

It was just a satire, written to reflect the relationship gossip surrounding the Gaang, and yet...every rumor acted out on stage about Zuko and Katara was true.

78. Camping.

Of course, the Avatar would give the love of his life the benefit of the doubt for eveything, but those lustful moans coming from the tent Katara and Zuko were sharing sure were suspicious...AND SINCE WHEN WERE THEY SHARING A TENT?!

79. Wood.

And all the guests wondered why Zuko looked so blissfully happy when he entered the dining room to eat breakfast; ahh, there ain't nothing like a good waterbender to cure that morning wood.

80. Valiant.

Even though it'd hurt like a bitch and he'd probably die eventually, he would still jump in front of lightning to save Katara everyday if it meant that she would be with him.

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Oh gosh, how long has it been since I last updated this? A few months? Sorry guys ):

But yeah, here it is. Some of these are kind...weird and run-on-ish, but whatever.

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