Rating: T / PG-13

Genre: Humor, 'Suspense'

Warnings/Summary: Poor Akane and Kazu-kun...

Pairing: Akane Soir x Kazuya Krau-xeku... plus Mahya Blythe

Word count (minus notes): 120

Author's Note: These two crack me up. Poor them.

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Big Sister Is Watching You

Sometimes they thought the whole universe was against them. Sure, it looked like a solitary effor by Mahya Blythe, in the name of the Five Columns and Garderobe and no-one else, but Mahya's dedication to her job could not explain even half of Akane and Kazu-kun's misfortune.

They'd checked.

Whether it were bedrooms or bathrooms, the moment they both entered the same one, Mahya appeared, while seperately, they could strip, get themselves off, make lewd pictures, anything, without being interrupted. But there was no way Mahya could keep track of both of them while they snuck around and got in from opposit sides. It was uncanny enough to give them nightmares of eyes, spying, while they slept and bathed.