Regal: What am I doing here?
Me:Your here to do the "disclaimer" for the Fanfic, so I dont end up in the Miltokio jail.
Regal: How come I have to do it?
Me:I did it last time and NO WAY will I ask Zelos (the big jerk) to do it.
Regal: If you are going to make me do this then at least you could tell me your name.
Me: Regal Bryant Lover!
Regal glares at me in confusion and surprise
Regal: Ahem "Regal Bryant Lover" is in no way the owner of Tales of Symphonia or any of it cast. This is a story to express her love of the game--
Me: and you.
Regal: WHAT!?
Me: Nothing! 0////0
One day while our heroes were on their journey, the team came across a mystic box. Within the box was a stack of blank paper and a deck of cards. On each card was a question. Bored they try to play the game. The rules were simple, each person has to write a response to the question or statement then had it to the "READER" whop will read the responses aloud. The person to the left of the "reader" is the "guesser" who will guess who said what. in the next round who ever is to the left of the "guesser" is the new "guesser" and continues on in that manner.
Lloyd: Hey this looks like fun! Lets try it!
Raine: Perhaps its a ancient game played by the warlords of the Karlan war to help with their battle strategies.
Genis looks at one of the cards. "Hey! This card asks what you shouldn't do at the beach! I don't think it's meant for army use Raine."
Raine: Odd, the box says that its an "Adult game". I wonder what that means?
Sheena: Well if its a game for adults then lets play it tonight.
Genis: Awww, does that mean that I can't play?
Raine: Yes Genis. Besides if Zelos plays then I don't want you hearing what he might say.
Regal: Indeed. I assume it would be best if only Raine, Sheena, the Chosen (Zelos), Lloyd and I play.
Sheena: Yeah that should work. The box does say that four or more people could play.
Zelos: Alright! I'll show you my hunnies how good I am at "adult games."
Raine: You see Genis, it is defiantly not a good idea to let you play.
Genis: Well if Zelos is playing than no way will you be able to get me to play it too.
Later that night...
ROUND 1
Things you would do with a million gald.
Lloyd: Buy a year supply of curry flavored tofu, and all the dogs Collette could want.
Raine: Use it to preserve and restore all ancient artifacts.
Sheena: Use it to help restore the Mizuho clan.
Zelos: Buy all my hunnies what evry they want, including some "toys" for myself.
Regal: Add it to the gross income of the Lezareno Company.
(yes Regal IS boreing in this round. But come one! He is like a robot at times.)
ROUND 2
Things you shouldn't say to break the silence in a conversation.
Lloyd: Anything that would upset the person.
Raine: Anything that would be considered inconsiderate or inappropriate regarding the circumstance.
Sheena: Anything that's mean.
Zelos: Why the hell would you stop talking in the first place! I could talk about anything for hours.
Regal: Whatever would not be correct to say in regards to the earlier conversation.
ROUND 3
Things you shouldn't do with your mouth open.
Lloyd: chew food
Raine: Eat your dinner while talking
Sheena: Zelos speaking
Zelos: Genis speaking
Regal: Say something
that one would consider offensive.
ROUND 4
Things you would do f you were a dictator.
Lloyd: Share the power with my friends and family.
Raine: Order that all ruines be perserved and brought to me.
Sheena: Run the village of Mizuho like my grandfather did.
Zelos: What wouldn't I do?
Regal: Help Sylverant create a solid government organization.
(yes we all know who much of a stick in the mud Regal can be when money and power are involved. but he still RULES!)
ROUND 5
Thing you shouldn't say to your wife.
Lloyd: Anything that will hurt her.
Raine: What you really think of her.
Sheena: Whatever she doesn't want to hear.
Zelos: Where you really were last night.
Regal: What you know will displease her.
Me: Well that were I'll cut it off for now. If you have a sugestion for the game please post a response and dont assume that someone else will ask it.
Regal: Can I go now?
Me: No! What if I make another chapter and I need you to the disclaimer again? Please stay! Please.....
Regal: Fine. But only for the next chapter.
Me: Yippies!!!!!
Glumps Regal.
Regal:...............................
Me: Please respond! Thx!