Super Smash Exam
"I must say… took me long enough to get out of the mind set for 'Chronicles of the Dusk'. Don't you think Ron?" I ask Ron. Ron Host is behind me being bound and gagged while some crooks are searching the area for anything valuable, but being only a table and two chairs they aren't having any luck.
"Mmmmmmf!!!" Ron tried to yell.
"I mean 'Chronicles of the Dusk' is going to be a great story, but this one will be too."
"Mmmmf!" The crooks gag Ron tighter while I'm still oblivious to it all.
"I have so many great ideas and so little time… such a pain wouldn't you say Ron?" I finally turn around and notice. "Oh, why didn't you say something Ron?" I ask as I snap my fingers and make the crooks and the ropes disappear.
"I was trying to tell you!" Ron yelled.
"Oh well, do the disclaimer anyway." I order him.
"Man… disclaimer: The author does not own Smash Bros. or any characters belonging to other developers, he does own the story, me, and a few original characters of his from his other stories." Ron said. He then sighed and left the room.
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The First Test Approaches
"Aaaaaaaahhh…" Mario sighed in a relaxed manner he went to check the mailbox for his and Luigi's mailbox. He got out the key and opened his as Peach opened hers right next to his. "Oh, good-a morning Peach."
"Good morning Mario." Peach greeted. "Today is when the first test begins." She said wearily.
"True…" Mario agreed. "But we don't-a know where that is-a just yet-a." He opened the first letter and read it. "Never mind-a."
"What does that letter say?" Peach asked.
"It-a says we need-a to go to Smash University…" Mario said.
"Smash University? That's where it is?" Peach asked.
"I guess-a so. I'll-a get Luigi." Mario said.
"I'll go grab a few items we might need, you never know what we have to do." Peach said.
A little while later…
"Well here we are guys." Fox said to Falco and Yoshi as they got out of the cab. They were standing in front of a massive building that had numerous other buildings behind it. "The campus of Smash U."
"The only college in the Smash Dimension." Falco said.
"Yoshi?"
"No we don't have time to stop by the cafeteria." Fox answered.
"Pika!"
"Pichu!"
"Jiggly!" The three Pokémon ran right by Fox, Falco, and Yoshi and ran straight in to the college.
"They're excited." Falco noted.
"So, finally showed up eh?"
"That voice…" Fox turned around to see a Wolf and the rest of Star Wolf behind him. "Wolf! You're taking the exams too?!" Fox asked, startled.
"Leon!" Falco shouted
"Yoshi?"
"I'll explain later…" Falco said as he stretched a bit before taking a fighting pose.
"Pretentious aren't we bird brain?" Leon asked.
"What was that!?"
"Enough!" Wolf shouted. "Fox… I've got an eye out for you… and don't expect and easy match from me." Wolf threatened.
"I won't Wolf." Fox responded with a hard stare.
"Yoshi."
Inside…
"What room were we supposed to go to?" Olimar asked as he led Louie and Lucas down the hall while looking at a card and a map of the campus.
"I'm glad you decided to help us out." Louie told Lucas.
"Uh well… you guys came a long way right… and uh…" Lucas stammered on his words a bit. "You're welcome." He finally said.
As the group turned a corner, Shadow, Rouge, and Omega came down the hall. Olimar and Co. stopped and stared at the three. Shadow then turned his head to shoot them a piercing glare. All three of them could feel their spines crawl when Shadow looked at them. Team Dark then walked down the hall they came from.
"Who was that?" Louie asked as he shivered.
"I don't know but he gives me the creeps." Olimar told Louie. "What about you Lucas?" No answer. "Lucas?" The two turned to look at Lucas, who was standing where he was, shaking uncontrollably.
"A-are th-th-there guys l-like h-hi-him i-in these exams…? Uuuuuhhh…" Lucas then fainted.
"Oh boy." Olimar said.
Meanwhile…
"I FOUND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! I'LL GET YOU MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jr. Troopa shouted as he ran in to a particular classroom.
"Hey wait up!" Bowser Jr. shouted at Jr. Troopa.
"Cease this shouting that I hate. They are hurting my ears that are ringing! I HAVE HEADACHES!!!" Fawful shouted as he and Bowser Jr. followed Jr. Troopa in to the classroom.
"Oy… what a bunch of idiots…" Wario sighed as Team Brawn came down the hall.
"Hey! One of those guys is my boy thank you!" Bowser shouted.
"Hee hee hee…" DK snickered.
"Finally found the classroom." C. Falcon said.
"We would have gotten here sooner if you weren't reading that map upside down." Snake told him.
"Well we're here now." Samus said. "And so is… Wario… great."
"Hey! Got a problem with me being here?" Wario asked.
"Yes." Snake answered bluntly.
"Why you…"
"Save if for later." Samus said. She opened the door and the six of them stepped in to the classroom. They were all shocked the moment they stepped in to the room. A ridiculously large number of people were in the classroom. All of them were hanging out in their teams of three people, a few of them looked at the former Smashers to enter.
"Wow…" DK commented.
"That's a lot of people." Samus added.
"Hey! I am Bowser! King of Koopas! And I will beat all of you!!!" Bowser shouted.
"Is he trying to get everyone to hate him?" Snake asked.
"Gwa ha ha ha h-ouch!" Then someone threw a book in to his face. "Who threw that!?" No one answered.
"Hmph… idiot." Shadow commented to himself. Shadow was leaning against the wall, mostly keeping to himself.
"Hey guys."
"Oh hey Ness." C. Falcon responded to Ness. The other seven teams of the original smashers got through the crowd and met up with Team Brawn and Team Hunter.
"So… any idea what this test is?" Roy asked.
"No… nobody that's close enough for me to mind read knows what it is." Ness said.
"Speaking of mind reading… there are a number here that I can't mind read." Mewtwo said.
"Like who?" Zelda asked.
"…" Mewtwo said nothing for a second. "Listen… a friendly chat maybe, but most of you seem to be forgetting one thing here."
"What's-a that?" Luigi asked.
"…" Mario, Link, Zelda, Samus, Ness, Fox, and Marth sighed, hesitant to say anything.
"We are competing." Marth finally said.
"Oh…" Nana said.
"So who can't you read the minds of Mewtwo?" Roy thought in his head, sure that Mewtwo who read his mind.
"Let's see… those two small astronauts…" Mewtwo told Roy and Marth, indicating Olimar and Louie. "That boy that's with them can resist it, but if I try hard enough I think I could get in. And…"
"Hm? Oh!" Peach looked over to see Felix from a few days ago over near the wall close by Shadow's group with Joseph and someone in heavy clothing, even with a cloth wrapped around their head and sunglasses.
"Looks like she noticed." Felix commented as he glanced at Peach through his sunglasses. "You okay under there Lisa?" He asked the person under the clothing.
"Mm-hm…" Lisa responded quietly.
"Do you need your serum real fast?" Joseph asked her.
"No… I injected myself before we came here…" She said softly.
"Hm? Who's the person bundled up over there?" Y. Link asked.
"Hang on, I'll see if I can find out…" Ness said. However before Ness could read her mind…
"You're the Smashers correct?"
"Hm?" All of the former Smashers turned to find someone approaching them. Whoever he was he was wearing a samurai helmet that concealed most of his face, but you could see that he had a pair of glasses on his eyes. He also had gray hair coming out from behind the helmet in a ponytail.
"Pikachu?"
"Yeah who are you?" Y. Link asked.
"I go by Helmet." The man answered.
"I can't read his mind. I think it's that helmet or something." Mewtwo told Marth and Roy.
"Weird." Roy said out loud.
"People do tell me that my name is weird." Helmet said.
"So… why are-a you-a talking to us-a?" Mario asked.
"I just wanted to have the honor of speaking with you, after all, you are the ones who saved many dimensions from Kefka." Helmet said.
"Where are you from?" Snake asked.
"Ah clever… but I'm afraid I won't give you much information on me." Helmet said.
"This guy's pretty clever himself." Snake thought.
"Well, what did you come over here to talk to us about?" Link asked.
"I'm sorry?"
"You did say that you came to talk to us." Pit pointed out.
"Ah ha ha ha ha. True." Helmet said. He pulled out a deck of cards from his sleeve. "To be honest… I was scoping you out to see if there was anything I could add to your information."
"Our information?" Fox asked. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well, this exam is going to pit me not only against you guys, but against many other strong fighters." Helmet said.
"That's-a true." Mario said. He glanced over the room and noticed Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Ike, Titania, and Soren from a few days ago. "That-a information is on-a those cards-a?" Mario asked.
"Yoshi Yoshi."
"He's right, they are blank." Falco said.
"They're blank at first glance." Helmet then quickly laid out twenty-seven cards and then just as quickly caused them all to spin around on the floor. When they were done they had pictures of all the Smashers, the Ice Climbers on one card. The cards also had stats, small lists of notable techniques they had, and other notes.
"This guy's thorough!" Samus thought in amazement.
"Jigglypuff!!!" She gasped.
"…" Most everyone stared in stunned silence.
"I also have information on other competitors." Helmet said. "And I'm feeling generous. Any takers?"
"Ummm…" Peach looked up. "What about this Felix person?"
"Hey… think you could tell me more about Shadow the Hedgehog?" Ness asked.
"Didn't you already fight that guy?" Popo asked Ness.
"Yeah but… still." Ness responded.
"Well then… let's see here…" Helmet scooped up all the previous cards in a single swipe of his hand and almost instantly pulled out two cards. He spun them on the floor as he set them on the floor before they showed pictures of Shadow the Hedgehog and Felix. "Felix…"
"Hmmmm… he's-a eighteen-a…"
"That can't be right though, it says he's a doctor. He can't have a doctorate at that age can he?" Marth asked.
"No, the information's correct, but I don't know how he got a doctorate." Helmet said.
"You don't have a lot of other info on this guy." Wario said in an annoyed tone.
"He did kind of come out of nowhere." Helmet said. "His name and a little bit more, but I don't know his abilities at all."
"Shadow on the other hand…" Roy looked at Shadow's card. Which had the following information.
Strength: 3-4/6
Speed: 6/6
Jump: 3-4/6
Notable abilities: Vast Chaos Control powers.
Notes: Shadow is known to be ageless and one of the only known individuals that is just as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog. The exact limits of his abilities in Chaos Control are unknown.
"Pft… what's the big deal?" Wario asked.
"Watch him fight and you'd understand." Ness said, shuddering at the memory of their battle.
"Pichu Pi." Pichu said.
"Doesn't matter…" Wario said. He then turned to everyone in the room and pointed a finger at them while sticking the other finger up his nose. "Because I'm gonna stomp every last one of you flat!!!" Wario boasted.
"Oooooooggg…" DK groaned.
"I can't believe DK joined with those idiots…" Snake, Samus, Marth, Link, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo thought.
"What was that?" Knuckles asked from across the room.
"You heard me! I'm going to stomp all of you in to the dust!" Wario shouted.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Knuckles then jumped and glided towards Wario really quickly.
"Knuckles!" Sonic and Tails shouted.
"Rrrrrrr…" Wario began winding up a punch.
"Wario…" Luigi and Mario said cautiously.
"HA!" Knuckles' and Wario's fists nearly made contact when a figure almost instantly appeared in between them and stopped their punches cold. "Huh?"
"Take it easy now…" The figure said. He then took them by their fists and hurled them towards opposite walls.
CRASH
"…" The anime sweat drop appeared on everyone's head as they stared at the two pairs of legs sticking out of the walls trying to wiggle their way out.
"This guy's strong…" Most everyone in the room thought. The figure appeared to be an orange lizard man that was 6'5" in height, had green eyes, regal purple robes that stop right at his ankles, revealing his sandals and golden armor and helmet. He had a sword sheathed at his left side, his right hand in a guantlet, and his left hand was left bare with thick black lines forming a profile shot of a dragon's head on the back of it.
"Whoa…" Wario finally got himself out of the wall and stood there dazed for a moment.
"What was the big idea?" Knuckles asked in a frustrated manner as he got himself out of the wall.
"…" The figure got to the front of the room and stood there for a moment. He then turned around and looked at Wario and Knuckles. "You two! You are not to attack the other participants unless the particular test calls for it and ONLY once the test has begun." He said.
"And who do you think you are?!" Wario barked.
"You'd-a think he'd-a talk-a more carefully with-a someone who just-a threw him through a wall-a." Mario thought.
"Oh, silly me. I forgot to introduce myself." The figure said. "My name is Casey, and I'll be the administrator of your first test." Casey announced.
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"Okay I know it's evil of me to leave you hanging here… but let's face it, I'm quite evil with cliffys. Even if they are minor cliffys."
"…"
"Ron what's with you?" I ask.
"I don't want to be in the same room as Casey…" Ron whined. "He's intimidating…"
"Get over it!" I bark. "Next chapter, you, in that room, with him." I say step-by-step.
"Aw man…" Ron whined. "What test will Casey give the participants? And will they pass it? Check on the next update!" Ron said.