Brace yourselves peepz, u r about to expierance Bulbasaurz chap. 5th, oh yah!
Chap. 5th: A B C D…BULBSAURZ!!!
Bulbasaurz didn't no what to do, hiz clazz waz missin' 'n dah principal waz comin' dis way, so he did what any bulbasaur would do. He ran away screamin' for hiz life 'n jumped out dah window, 'n o' course dat solved everythin', not really.
He den realized dat hiz clazz waz in dah field waitin' for him, so he quickly ran over to them 'n started to pick some grazz.
But dah bulbasaurz didn't help Bulbasaur pick dah grazz so he became very angry, so angry dat he jumped through dah window into dah classroom.
He den graded dah quizzez 'n den he realized dat he already graded dah quizzez 'n he passed out on dah floor 'n awoke in dah corn fieldz, but Bulbasaur didn't like corn so he quickly ran out 'n headed for dah principal'z office but dah principal waz no where to be seen, so what could Bulbasaur do?
Bulbasaur den realized dat he couldn't do anythin', so he ran out door screamin' for hiz life 'n he den ate a piece o' cheese.
Bulbasaur suddenly spit out dah piece o' cheese because it waz green 'n Bulbasaur only ate yellow thingz. But cheese isn't supposed to be green, iz it? Bulbasaur asked himself, but he heard no response, because he thought dat hiz brain waz a separate person.
Waz hiz brain a separate person? Bulbasaur didn't know, because he never asked himself dat question before, 'n he knew dat he never would.
So Bulbasaur just sighed 'n put hiz handz on hiz hipz. What waz Bulbasaur to do? He thought dat his brain waz hiz friend but it betrayed him!!! How could Bulbasaur'z brain do dat? Somethin' had to be done, 'n Bulbasaur new exactly what.
AutHor'z nOtE: Will Bulbasaur ever forgive hiz brain? 'n what will Bulbasaur do about it? Continew readin' to find out!!! Leave one peepz-reviewz r tasty, flamez r welcumed!