Super Smash Exam
"Oh… Super Smash Bros. Brawl is out so soon…" I say shakily.
"Excited huh?" Ron asks.
"Are you kidding me…" I then grab him and start shaking him. "I'M EXHILERATED!!! I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY!!!" I shout as I shake him.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" Ron shouted as I shook him. "But you said you wouldn't be able to pick it up until the day after right?" Ron asked.
"Don't… remind me…" I threaten evilly.
"Uh-oh…" Ron then looked around frantically as I approach him murderously. "Uh… Disclaimer: The author does not own the licensed characters or Game2002's characters, he does own his original characters and the story itself… AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" After Ron had done the disclaimer he then ran for his life.
"Rooooooonnnnn…" I moan evilly as I walk after him with a murderous gleam in my eyes.
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Super Smash Forest
"Whew… okay this seems like a good spot to rest." Felix said. He fixed his sunglasses back on to his face and pulled his gloves tighter. He was wearing a light jacket, a long-sleeved shirt, beige pants, and sneakers.
"Mmmmmm…" Lisa moaned as Felix set her down next to a tree. The place was heavily shaded, in fact not a single bit of sunlight touched the immediate area.
"Shhhhh… let's let Lisa sleep now.
"Whatever you say Night-Roller." Felix whispered. Joseph was now wearing a sleeveless body suit that was mostly blue with green insets on his sides. He had on chrome gauntlets, chrome roller blades that went up his shins, and a chrome helmet with a one-way visor.
"Wait…" Lisa said. "I need my serum first…" Lisa whispered.
"I've got one right here." Felix gave Lisa a vaccine that had some orange-yellow liquid in it. Lisa took it, exposed her arm, and then stuck the needle in her arm to inject the liquid in to it.
"Thank you." Lisa said.
"You're welcome." Felix said.
"Now rest up, we'll have a long night ahead of us." Night-Roller whispered gently.
"Okay." Lisa said before covering her arm back up and laying against the tree.
Meanwhile…
"Why are we stopping?" C. Falcon asked quietly.
"First to figure out where we are. Samus?" Snake asked.
"According to my map… the tower we need to reach will be West, South-West of us." Samus answered.
"Okay… but first we need to find someone with the right Smash Ball." Snake surmised.
"Hmmmm…" C. Falcon thought.
"Heh… those guys don't even notice us." Whispered a Cornerian soldier in to his radio.
"I'm in position." Responded one.
"Okay, on five we jump them." Said the last one.
"Guys…" Samus whispered.
"Yeah?" They both asked.
"Above and behind each of us…" Samus started.
"Gotcha." They said. All three of them quickly turned around.
"Falcon Corkscrew Kick!" Falcon did a spinning kick that sent a falcon shaped arc of flame upward.
"AH!" The Cornerian soldier got hit by it.
"AUGH!" Samus froze one with her ice beam.
"OOOOOOOGGGGG…" Snake had accurately shot one in the kneecap with a pistol of some sort.
"Uncle…" One moaned.
"That was easy." C. Falcon commented.
Meanwhile…
"Hmmmmm… any idea how far we are from the tower?" Marth asked.
"I wouldn't concern myself with the tower just yet." Mewtwo answered.
"He's got a point, we don't have the other Smash Ball yet." Roy said.
"Mewtwo, care to do the honors?" Marth asked.
"Certainly…" Mewtwo closed his eyes for a moment. "There's a team a little ways to the right that has the Smash Ball we need."
"How tough would you say they are?" Roy asked.
"They might be a mild challenge." Mewtwo said.
"Well hey, if they have what we need I say we take it." Marth added.
"Sounds good to me." Roy agreed as he drew his sword.
Meanwhile…
"Panther is growing bored." Panther said to Wolf. The two of them were trudging through some bushes.
"Get over it fuzzy… we haven't found anyone yet so stow it until we find someone." Wolf told him.
"Very well, Panther will contain it for now." He growled.
Rustle…
"…" They looked at the bushes ahead of them intently where they heard the rustling earlier. Wolf held up three fingers and began counting down. One the strike of one they jumped back just as vines lined with thorns suddenly sprouted from where they were standing.
"Now the fun begins!!!" Wolf shouted as he began firing his gun.
"Found them!" Came Leon's voice.
"What? Oof!" A guy in traveling clothes with a sword was suddenly knocked to his face from behind a tree.
"Hey there's someone there!" A stalagmite suddenly burst from the ground just as Leon jumped back. Star Wolf was soon standing back to back with each other as their assailants showed themselves.
"And just who are you?" Wolf asked.
"You three have met your match." Said one of the guys. All of them were dressed in light traveling clothes with white scarves wrapped around their heads, leaving only the eyes exposed.
"Because you stand before not just any warriors."
"But you stand before Venus Adepts of Weyard." Said the last one.
"You guys are the one that attacked us with the plants and the rocks?" Wolf asked.
"Yes, you are very perceptive to reason this." Said one.
"Surrender your Smash Ball to us."
"Hmph… arrogant aren't they?" Leon asked.
"Panther is interested…" Panther growled.
"Heh… well boys, let's take them on, man to man." Wolf smirked. The trio broke off for each other and ran for a single opponent while the Adepts charged their opponents with swords raised.
Meanwhile…
"Man, how long have we been walking through this forest?" Link asked.
"About forty-five minutes… that means that all of the teams will now be in the forest." Zelda answered.
"Good, more targets." Ganondorf said with a grin.
"And more guys to target us as well." Zelda said.
"Ah we can take them." Link said. "Uh… now if you'll excuse me, I need to uh… take a leak." Link then slipped to some bushes.
"Oy… fine we'll wait." Zelda sighed. The two stood where they were for a moment. Ganondorf whistled while they waited while Zelda tapped her foot.
"Whew… okay sorry that took so long." Link sighed as he came out from the bushes.
"Link, we don't have all day you know." Zelda said.
"…" Ganondorf gave Link a hard stare.
"I know I know…" Link responded.
"Well then let's…"
"HA!!!" Ganondorf then threw a fist and dug it in to Link's left cheek before sending him flying in to a tree.
"GAH!!!"
"Ganondorf!" Zelda gasped. "What are you doing!?"
"Take a good look at him." Ganondorf told Zelda.
"Ow… what's the big idea big nose!!!" Link shouted as he rubbed his cheek with his right hand.
"Oh I see it now…" Zelda said as she changed in to Shiek.
"Guys…"
"Hmph… Link is left-handed, but your sword is positioned on your back to where you draw it with your right hand… and you're using your good hand to stroke your cheek." Ganondorf said with a smirk.
"What! But this was the perfect disguise!" Link shouted. In a puff of smoke he revealed himself to be someone in a sheet that made them look like a ghost.
"Ugh it's one of those dupli-ghosts from the Mushroom Kingdom." Zelda said through gritted teeth.
"HA!" Ganondorf launched himself forward with a flaming fist.
"Whoa!" The dupli-ghost jumped up towards the branches as Ganondorf's fist struck the ground and shattered the root he was standing on.
"Come back here!" Ganondorf flew after the dulpi-ghost throwing balls of energy at him.
"Yipe!" The dupli-ghost drifted back and forth before throwing an egg with a lit fuse attached to it.
"Huh?"
BOOM
"Gah!" The explosion hurled Ganondorf down towards the ground.
"Ha ha!"
Fwip
"AUGH!" An arrow flew at him and pinned him to a tree.
"Learn to tie knots!" Link shouted as he held his bow.
"Din's fire!" Zelda sent a fireball towards the dupli-ghost.
"RAH!" Ganondorf also threw a ball of energy at the dupli-ghost.
"Uh-oh…"
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Din's Fire attack created a massive explosion when mixed with Ganondorf's energy ball.
"That was… short." Zelda commented.
"I'm only bummed that we didn't get anything out of that." Ganondorf said. That's when a Red Smash Ball landed on his head. "Ouch…"
"Hey! That's just what we needed!" Link shouted excitedly as he picked up the Smash Ball and added it to his magic pouch.
"Hey, how come he didn't find the Blue Smash Ball on you?" Ganondorf asked.
"He didn't know how my magical pouch worked." Link answered.
"Oh…" Zelda answered.
Meanwhile…
"…" The three Valuan Assassins landed on a tree branch and stopped for a breath. "Alright, you know who your targets are correct?" The lead one asked.
"Yes…" A yellow blade then extended from the wrist of one of them. "That team of pathetic little Pokémon."
"And mine is that team with the pink cream puff." Another chuckled maniacally as he swung around two blades on his wrists.
"Good… then go." The leader said. The two then split up while that one Assassin stood there for a moment. He then disappeared almost instantaneously.
Meanwhile…
"Hm hm hm hmmmm…" Matt was pacing outside one of the gates while humming a merry little tune to himself. "I wonder how those guys are doing…" Matt said to himself. "Well, I suppose a few teams might make it to the tower before the day's over… I guess I'll head over there tonight."
"Ugh I'm going to be sick…" Ron Host said as he walked up with a bunch of Wire frames around him rubbing his back and making sure he's not going to puke.
"What happened to you?" Matt asked curiously.
"Matt… I think this is something you'll need to be aware of…. HURG!!!" Ron then turned around and threw up.
"Gross… find a bathroom man!" Matt said.
"Ugh… Matt… there's a major problem at the third Smash Temple… Urg…" Ron groaned.
"You sure you can make it to the tower?" Matt asked without the joking undertone he usually had.
"Yeah, I've got the wire frames." Ron Host answered as the Wire Frames gave thumbs-ups.
"Okay, I'll go investigate. I want you two guys with me." Matt sighed as he started making his way towards Smash Town.
Back in the forest…
"Okie-dokie… we've-a made it this-a far…" Mario said. He, Peach, and Luigi were standing among a few trees and bushes.
"And-a yet we've-a had-a no confrontations-a." Luigi said.
"While that's good in one sense, it does mean we haven't found anyone else to get a Smash Ball from." Peach said. They stayed silent for a minute or two while thinking. "What if we run in to our friends?" Peach asked.
"…" Mario sighed. "We-a might not-a have any choice-a but to fight-a them." Mario said reluctantly.
"I hope-a not." Luigi said.
"Me too-a Luigi, Me-a too." Mario said.
"Hey! Maybe if we get enough Smash Balls, we might be able to bargain our way out of fighting our friends if we ever run in to them!" Peach said optimistically.
"That's-a pretty good idea." Luigi said.
"Okie-dokie… then let's-a get to-a looking." Mario said.
"Yeah!"
"Hm… it's-a gotten windy…" Luigi said as a breeze blew past them. It then stopped.
"Why do I have this odd feeling?" Peach asked.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHH
"MAMA-MIAAAAAAAA!!!" A tremendous gust of wind suddenly swept in. Mario clawed at the ground to try and keep from getting blown away.
"WHOOOOOOOAAAA!!!" Peach screamed as the wind carried her away.
"MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Luigi shouted as he held on to a tree. The wind was so fierce that even some of the massive trees were beginning to get torn up by their roots.
"HOLD ON-A TIGHTLYYYYYYYY!!!" Mario yelled.
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" They were all swept away by the wind along with some bushes, some trees, and even some of the ground.
"Hm hm hm hm… they fought against that pretty well." Said the lead Valuan Assassin from earlier. He put his hands down and then began walking forward along the dirt trail his wind blast created.
"Mama-mia…" Mario shook his head before looking around. "Peach? Luigi!"
"Mario!" Peach came drifting down on her umbrella before landing gently on the ground. "Are you okay?"
"Hold on a minute-a…" Mario said, remembering the team of dupli-ghosts from earlier. "Peach… ah-ha! What's-a special about-a that star chest in-a your castle-a?" Mario asked.
"Hm? Oh I see… there's an identical chest somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom that's magically connected to it." Peach answered. "It's okay Mario, it's me."
"That's-a good…"
"Mario!" Luigi then ran up.
"Wait a minute-a Luigi…" Mario said. "Hmmmm… I've-a got it!!! Who is-a your idol in-a the Bean Bean Kingdom-a?" Mario asked.
"Oh… that's-a Prince Peasley." Luigi answered.
"Okie-dokie…" Mario said with a smile. He then hurled a fireball at Luigi.
"WAH! Mario!"
"Mario! He got it right!" Peach gasped.
"Luigi wouldn't-a be so calm-a right after a big-a wind storm like-a that." Mario said.
"Oh…" Peach then turned to Luigi. "Then… who are you?"
"Hm hm hm hm…" Luigi chuckled. A puff of smoke occurred and the Valuan Assassin from earlier stood there. "How can you stand to have such a coward for a brother?" The assassin asked.
"Luigi is-a still my-a brother, and he's-a braver than-a you think-a." Mario said.
"If you say so…" The assassin opened up his helmet to show a man with closely cut blonde hair with a stone-like face. He then held out a Red Smash Ball.
"!!!" Both Mario and Peach stared at it.
"Yes… a Power Smash Ball, I'm sure it will be a nice addition for your Wisdom Smash Ball." He said deviously. He then held it above his head, he opened his mouth and his tongue snaked out of his mouth towards the Smash Ball.
"Gross." Peach said.
"…" He wrapped his tongue around the Smash Ball and then pulled it towards his mouth. It opened up unnaturally wide and then he slowly, but surely, swallowed the Smash Ball whole.
"Mama-mia…"
"Yes, if you can get my Smash Ball that is." The Valuan Assassin said with an evil grin.
Meanwhile…
"Mama-mia…" Luigi groaned. The wind threw him against the trunk of a massive tree. "This is-a going to hurt in-a the morning…" He moaned.
"Hssssssss…"
"Hm? MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Luigi looked up to see a massive snake with golden scales looming above him. It was as thick as the tree Luigi was leaning against and long enough to coil itself around the tree perhaps ten times or more.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" The Snake lunged at Luigi, who jumped high above it.
WHAM
It slammed in to the tree as Luigi landed on top of it then quickly jumped off of it before running away from it. "HELP-A MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Hssssssssssssssssssss…" The Snake turned and then slithered after Luigi.
Back to Mario and Peach…
"I hope you're both ready to die." The Assassin stared at the both of them intently.
"!!!" Both Mario and Peach reeled back stunned. Visions of yellow knives penetrating their heads flashed in front of them before they both fell to their knees, trembling in fright.
"Hm hm hm hm hm…" The Valuan Assassin pulled out two yellow knives and then slowly took his time aiming at them as he closed his helmet back.
"Must-a… move…" Mario thought as he kneeled there trembling. "It's-a not real-a… it's-a not real-a…" Mario tried telling himself.
"So scared… so scared…" Peach had it worse than Mario did as she continued to tremble.
"This is almost disappointing…" The Assassin thought as he twiddled with the knives in one hand.
Meanwhile…
"I have impatience!" Fawful shouted as he, Jr. Troopa, and Bowser Jr. walked through the forest.
"So do I, I want to beat someone up!" Bowser Jr. said.
"Grrrrr… I want to beat up Mario!" Jr. Troopa shouted.
"Yes, that Mario that I hate shall feel my vengeance which is wrathful! And full of much Fury! And his defeat shall be the great lettuce of my sandwich! THE LETTUCE OF HIS DOOM!!!" Fawful shouted.
"Hey! That's his wimpy brother over there!" Bowser Jr. shouted as he pointed in one direction.
"HEEEEEEELP!!!" Luigi was running with his hands over his head.
"LET US GIVE HIM THE CHASING!!!" Fawful shouted.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"AH!" All three of them stopped in their tracks when they saw the snake.
"WHOA!!!" Luigi jumped out of the way of yet another lunge. He then used green missile to launch himself in a different direction away from a follow up lunge. He landed smoothly and then ran in another direction. The snake lost sight of him for a second but tasted the air to find him again.
"Hssssss…" The snake resumed following Luigi.
"I've-a got to-a lose him-a…" Luigi thought.
Meanwhile…
"Let's end this…" The Valuan Assassin held the two knives between his fingers, and then threw them towards the two paralyzed heroes.
"Mario… move-a!!!" Mario finally found the strength to get up and move. He lunged towards Peach, saving her from the knife thrown at her, and then jumped towards a tree, and began leaping from tree to tree.
"Well… this might not be so dull after all." The Assassin said with interest. "Hm hm hm hm… yes it will make killing them much more tasteful…" He said as he seemingly melted in to the ground.
Elsewhere…
"Holy crap…" Matt was in front of the Third Smash Temple, which had statues in honor of the Smashers hailing from Hyrule. There was blood spattered all over the statues and at the base of them. Near the spatters were the bloody corpses of three Valuans Assassins. "No wonder Ron was about to puke his guts."
"…" The wire frames went up to the bodies and looked at their faces, they made gestures that indicated that they would throw up if they had mouths to do so.
"What?" Matt walked up. "Oh jeez…" Matt looked to see that the corpses looked as though the skin on their faces and been ripped off, along with their eyes and lips. It was really grotesque. "That sicks…" Matt paused to think for a minute. "Hand me that computer would you?"
"…" A wire frame handed Matt a laptop computer.
"Good thing I know my way around machines… this is some serious tech for our dimension's time period." Matt thought to himself. "What enemies have the Smashers made that would do something like this… found one… uh-oh… not good." Matt continued to think as he looked at the results.
"…" The wire frames looked at each other in confusion.
"Get in touch with Master Hand and my buddies." Matt said with a heavy tone of seriousness. "We've got a situation, and I need to get moving." He said as he bolted back towards the woods at high speeds, leaping on top of buildings as he did so.
Back at the woods…
"Hssssssssssssssssssssss…" The snake had lost Luigi's trail again. It tasted the air again, and then slithered behind a tree. "…" The snake saw a small bit of blood at the base of the tree.
"HIYAH!!!"
"Hssss…" The Snake turned to see Luigi jumping right at him, his right hand glowing with lightning energy.
"Super jump-a punch!!!" Luigi then rocketed straight up in to the air and directly nailed the Snake with an electrically charged super jump punch.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" The snake fell backwards as the electricity coursed through it's body.
"We finally caught up!" Bowser Jr. shouted.
"Now let's get him!" Jr. Troopa shouted.
CRASH
"I am having the feeling of the crushing…" Fawful said as the snake landed on top of all three of them.
"Hsssssss…" The snake began to turn over. Luigi landed right on its nose with both hands charged with electricity.
"Sorry… but I can't-a do this all-a day." Luigi then thrust both of his palms in the space between the snake's eyes.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" The snake then passed out, completely fried. Luigi felt his cheek where Matt cut him earlier, it was bleeding again.
"I had-a to squeeze-a this-a pretty hard to-a draw my-a scent away from-a me." Luigi thought to himself. "Mama-mia… I've-a got to-a find Mario!" Luigi then ran off.
"This thing is heavy…" Bowser Jr. groaned.
"I have the calling of the nature…" Fawful groaned.
"Don't tell us that…" Jr. Troopa told him with a groan.
Meanwhile…
Mario and Peach were catching their breath a ways away from where they were earlier. They were high above the forest floor, in fact they could hardly see it. All around them were numerous branches, most if not all of them were thick enough to fit quite a few people on them.
"Mario… who was that?" Peach asked.
"I don't-a know…" Mario answered. "And-a yet-a… I feel like I've-a seen him-a somewhere before-a." Mario thought.
"Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss…"
"MARIO!!!"
"Whoa!!!" They both turned to see a massive, golden-scaled snake just as large as the one that attacked Luigi coiling around the trees towards them. The snake moved with almost unnatural speed and coiled around the branches towards them quickly. Mario and Peach jumped away as the snake took a bite at them.
"Hsssssssssssss…" The snake turned towards Mario as he jumped higher and higher up the branches.
"…" Mario charged up fire in his hands as he kept jumping around. "HA!!!" Mario then thrust his hands forward and sent a storm of fireballs at the snake.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" The fireballs all exploded on contact with the snake and after receiving several to the head its body fell limp and hung over a bunch of the branches.
"Your fear… your desperation… your frantic attempts to cling to your life…" A voice echoed.
"Mario…" Peach trembled.
"…" Mario stared in awe as the scales on top of the snake peeled away as the valuan assassin slowly rose out from them.
"All of these emotions swirl through the air… and create a scent that makes my blood boil for more…" The assassin said. Yellow blades then extended from his wrists. "GIVE ME MORE!!!"
"LOOK OUT-A PEACH!!!" Mario yelled as the valuan assassin's torso elongated towards the trunk of the tree Peach was standing on. The rest of his body then followed and he started coiling around the tree at shocking speed towards Peach.
Zap
"!!!" The assassin stopped short as a bolt of lightning hit the part of the tree he nearly passed over. "…"
"Luigi!" Peach gasped.
"You're okay-a!" Mario shouted in relief.
"Whew… that-a was close-a." Luigi sighed in relief.
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"Man, this is a development isn't it!?"
"Who is this monstrosity that Team Mushroom has encountered? And can they match him? Find out next chapter!" Ron announced.