Here you go! I'm in a very good mood right now, because they put the movie back up on the sight we watched it on! Hooray! This is the scene where Bella almost gets attacked, then goes to the restaurant with Eddie. N-Joy!

Evil Dude 1: Saw you in the dress store.

Evil Dude 2: Hey where you running to?

(chatter between evil dudes)

Bella: Don't touch me.

(Edward zooms in from around the corner)

Brooke: Cue theme music!

Laura: Dun duh nuh NUH!

Edward: Get in the car.

Brooke: What if I don't want to?

Laura: He's so pushy

Brooke: (shoves Laura) What? He's not pushy

Evil Dude 1: That was a very dangerous move.

(Edward gives him the death glare)

(zoom away)

Edward: I should go back there and rip those guys heads off.

Brooke: Yay!

Laura: Violent!

Bella: No you shouldn't

Edward: You don't know the vile repulsive things they were thinking.

Laura: And do I want to know?

Bella: And you do?

Brooke: Chyeah he does!

Edward: That's not hard to get.

Edward: Can you talk about something else? Distract me so I won't turn around.

Laura: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…

Bella: You should put your seatbelt on.

Edward: Hehe. You should put your seatbelt on.

Brooke: He has a retarded laugh because HE'S RETARDED!

Laura: Edward doesn't say hehe! He's a guy!

(zoom to the restaurant)

Bella: Hey, you guys, I'm sorry. It's just…

Laura: It's just what? That you were about to get raped by some evil dude and your creep of a sort-of-human-abut-not-really maybe/maybe not boyfriend came out of nowhere and poofed you off to Fairyland! Wait—did you actually ask me to repeat that?!?!?!

Angela: Where were you? We left you messages.

Jessica: Yeah we waited, but we were, like, starving.

Brooke: Omg, like, really?

Laura: She was starving and Edward was thirsty.

Edward: Uh I'm sorry I kept Bella from dinner. We just ran into each other and got talking.

Brooke: Yeah, sure.

Laura: Sure, sure.

Jessica: No. We totally understand. I mean, that happens right?

Brooke: Chyeah it does.

Angela: Um we were just leaving.

Laura: Sure, sure.

Jessica: Bella, you wanna—

Edward: I think I should make sure Bella gets something to eat, if you'd like. I'll drive you home myself.

Laura: I just realized that Edward is a stalker!

Brooke: Le gasp!

Angela: That's so thoughtful.

Jessica: Really, thoughtful.

Brooke: Get a thesaurus.

Laura: God, Brooke, you're such a nerd!

Brooke: What was I supposed to say? Book with words that are like other words? BTW, you're a nerd too.

Laura: I know I'm a nerd. And yes, you should've said the longer explanation.

Bella: Yeah, I should eat something.

Angela: So we'll…

Jessica: …see you tomorrow.

Bella: Okay

Waitress: Alright, one mushroom ravioli. (turns to Edward) So, um, are you sure there isn't anything I can get you.

Edward: No thank you.

Bella: Why won't you eat?

Edward: Nah, I'm on a special diet.

Laura: Yeah, blood only.

Brooke: Scrumdidlyumptious!

Edward: You gotta give me some answers.

Brooke, Laura, and Edward: Yes, no, to get to the other side, 1.77245

Bella: I don't want to know the square root of pi is.

Brooke: I DON'T know what the square root of pi.

Edward: You knew that?

Laura: I didn't! –cries-

Brooke: Your name is Laurel.

Bella: How did you know where I was?

Laura: He's a stalker/pedophile.

Brooke: We've been over this before, LAUREL.

Edward: I didn't.

Laura: Just kidding…

Bella: Alright (starts to leave)

Edward: Don't leave.

Bella: Did you follow me?

Laura: STALKER!

Edward: I feel very… protective of you.

Brooke: That's not odd.

Bella: So you followed me.

Brooke: STALKER!

Laura: You stole my line!

Brooke: You say it all the time.

Edward: I was trying to keep my distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those… lowlifes were thinking.

Bella: Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking? What, you, you read minds.

Edward: I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money, sex, money, sex, cat. And then you, nothing. It's very frustrating.

Laura: You typed that in a way that it didn't seem relevant.

Brooke: Do you know what else is frustrating? You somehow being picked to play Edward!

Laura: You ever heard of a poker face? Cool it.

Brooke: Yet another reason why you're like Jacob.

Laura: For anybody out there who wants to here why else I am like Jacob, here is one thing: I AM SARCASTIC. that is the only thing!

Bella: Is there something wrong with me?

Brooke: Yes, there's something seriously wrong with your "fight or flight" reaction.

Laura: You should have run away screaming by now.

Brooke: So I would have room to flirt with Eddie. But not Robert Pattinson. The REEEEAAL Edward.

Edward: I tell you I read minds, and you think there's something wrong with you?

Laura: Clearly.

Bella: Huh

Edward: Huh.

Brooke: Huh.

Laura: Huh.

Bella: What is it?

Edward: I don't have the strength to stay away from you any more.

Laura: I thought he was super strong.

Brooke: Suck it.

Laura: Did you just steal Sarah's line?

Brooke: Chyeah. Besides, you do it all the time.

Laura: I'm special.

Brooke: Yeah. "special"

Bella: You don't.

(zoom away in awesome Volvo)

Bella: Okay, I think I'm lonely now. (I have no idea what she said)

(hands touch)

Bella: Your hand is so cold.

Laura: Congratulation, Captain obvious.

Brooke: But you are so hot.

(pull up at police station. sirens are blaring)

Bella: What's going on? My dad's still there. Can you pull in?

Edward: That's my father's car in there. What is he doing here? (leave car, Carlisle leaves building). Carlisle what's going on?

Carlisle (eep!): Waylan Forge was out on his boat just last night. All that was found was the body.

Brooke: He's only saying this aloud for Bella's sake.

Laura: His mind is screaming "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE!"

Bella: He died? How?

Carlisle: Animal attack.

Laura: VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE.

Bella: Was it the same one that got that security guard down in Masen?

Carlisle: Most likely.

Laura: VAMPIRE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE.

Brooke: WEREWOLF WEREWOLF WEREWOLF!

Bella: It's getting closer to town then.

Carlisle: Bella. You should go inside. Waylan was your father's friend.

Bella: Okay.

-SCENE-

You know, if you clicked that purple button down there and wrote some comments, there might –just might- be some virtual cookies waiting in your top right virtual dresser drawer…. Maybe you should try it out.

Brooke, the button is green now, not purple. anyway, ppls, read pandorasnotebook:

Based On True Events. it's sor of like this, but not really.

And if you haven't yet figured out that Laura is clearly Team Jacob and Brooke is clearly Team Edward, you're slow. but thaat's okay, I am too.