Super Smash Exam
"Okay, finally taking a break from Brawl." I say.
"About time, I was getting tired of sitting around." Ron Host says.
"…" I'm sitting in my seat twitching. "I NEED BRAWL!"
"O NOEZ!" Ron tackles me as I try to crawl away to play Brawl instead of writing this chapter.
"Need… Brawl…" I groan as I attempt to crawl away, apparently forgetting that I have author powers and thus I'm still being held down.
"No… chapter comes… first…" Ron groaned. "Ugh… remember, the creepy assassin attacking Team Mushroom…"
"Urg…"
"Disclaimer: The author does not own any licensed characters or Game2002's characters, he does own his original characters, and the story itself… augh you're tough to hold down." Ron groaned.
"I need Brawl…"
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True Fight for Survival
"Finally, night time." Felix said.
"Lisa, you awake?" Night-Roller asked.
"Yeah." Lisa answered. She finally removed the heavy bundle of clothes and was now more visible. She had long red hair that was tied in to a single pigtail, she had somewhat pale skin, and she was probably no older than twelve. She had on shades, black leather jacket and gloves, black T-shirt, black Adidas pants, and black sneakers. Lastly there was a black belt that had a few bulges in it where she placed a few vaccines.
"Okay, we split up and look for teams that are asleep, tired, or inattentive. Then we take the Smash Ball they have on them if we can." Night-Roller said.
"Avoid a fight if we can right?" Felix asked.
"Exactly." Night-Roller said.
"I prefer it like that…" Lisa said quietly.
"I knew you would Night-Princess." Night-Roller said. "Good luck, and meet back up here when you're done.
"Well good luck you two." Felix said. The three then turned their backs to each other and walked away.
Meanwhile…
"…" One of the other Valuan assassins from earlier was looking around the forest. "Hmmmm… I need someone to fight… someone… even if it's not my target I need to fight someone now before my blood boils over…"
"Hey look guys, someone who's wandered off on his own." Said a woman with skin that had an orange tint and scaled skin and armor.
"You're right." Said someone with pale green skin that resembled scales as well.
"Who are you guys?" The assassin asked with interest.
"We are fire adepts of Weyard… prepare to be torched." Said one of the green ones as his fist lit up with fire.
"Heh heh heh…" The assassin chuckled as he revealed one of his blades.
Meanwhile…
A generic team of Foxhound soldiers were lying on the forest floor, their chests completely run through and drenched in their own blood. The last Valuan Assassin was standing over them holding a Power Smash Ball in his hand. "Thanks for the gift." He said before sheathing his bloody blade.
Meanwhile…
"So… you survived my little pet then." The assassin said to Luigi.
"Pet-a? You mean-a that snake-a? That was-a your pet-a?" Luigi asked.
"Luigi be careful! This guy is really dangerous!" Peach shouted.
"Oh well, doesn't matter, I suppose I'll just have to kill all of you." The assassin said.
"K-k-kill-a?" Luigi stammered.
"Hm hm hm hm." The assassin slowly coiled back down the trunk of the tree and stood on a branch. "…" He used a knife to prick his finger, removed his glove on his left arm and pulled up his sleeve. On his arm was a tattoo of snakes coiling around his forearm. He streaked the blood from his finger across his tattoo and then made hand signs.
BOOM
A massive puff of smoke occurred where he was standing.
"What is he doing now!" Peach asked.
"Mama-mia…" Mario said. When the smoke cleared, the assassin was standing on top of the head of a snake that was much much larger than the ones before it. This snake could probably eat those snakes for breakfast and still have room for a dozen more.
"I look forward to seeing how long you last." The assassin said. The snake, in spite of its massive size moved around the branches towards Team Mushroom with surprising speed.
"MAMA-MIAAAAAAAA!" Luigi shouted.
"Move out of-a the way everybody-a!" Mario shouted. Peach and Luigi jumped high in to the air. The snake continued to lunge at Peach.
"EEEEKK!" She floated out of the way before using her parasol to glide away from the snake.
"Hey over here you big-a bully!" Mario threw a fireball at the snake, but it didn't scorch its scales nearly as well as it did the previous snake. The only thing it did was grab the snake's attention. "Uh-oh…"
"Hsssssssssssss…" The snake lunged at Mario with incredible ferocity. Mario quickly sprang from tree to tree trunk to evade the snake, but as if that wasn't enough the assassin would throw knives at Mario as he leapt. "!" Mario whipped out his cape and used it as a quick shield for the knives.
"Now!" The assassin threw another knife at Mario and as he swung his cape to try and reflect it, the knife suddenly exploded before it even reached Mario.
"Wha!" Mario was thrown off course by the explosion, leaving him wide open for the snake to lunge at him with its mouth open to welcome Mario. "Oh no!"
"MARIOOOOOOOOOOO!" Luigi used green missile to fly past Mario and grab him as he flew by, narrowly saving them both from the snake.
"Still here? Good." The assassin turned to throw another knife, but a turnip with an angry face on it struck his hand and knocked it out of his hand. "Hm?"
"Go!" Peach yelled at the Mario bros.
"Let's-a go Luigi!" Mario said while sitting on Luigi's shoulders.
"Okie-dokie!" Luigi leaped as high as he could while Mario spun around and around, lifting them high in to the air.
"After them!" The snake looked upward and prepared to lunge up at them had Peach not floated over to its side.
"Peach bomber!" Peach slammed her butt in to the side of the snake and caused it to flinch.
"Here we gooooooooo!" While in the air, the Mario Bros. grabbed hands and were doing multiple flips in unison. Luigi then flung Mario straight downward toward the snake.
"GROUND-A POUND!" Mario then tucked, flipped, and then got in to a sitting position and did a really powerful butt stomp on the snake's nose, slamming it in to one of the many tree branches.
"Ha!" The assassin then jumped down to the nose and then punched Mario square in the chest and sent him flying backwards.
"Oof!" Mario was slammed in to a tree with violent force. The snake shook off the daze from Mario's previous attack and reared back for another lunge.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Mario!" Luigi was falling below and saw the snake preparing to swallow Mario whole.
"Mario!" Peach shrieked.
"…" Luigi reached in to his pocket and pulled out a brown mushroom with lightning bolts decorating its cap. Luigi ate the mushroom in a single bite, his overalls, hat, and shirt then inversed colors and his hands burst with sparks. "Thunder Luigi!" Luigi dived downward surrounded by cackling electricity and landed right in between Mario and the snake. "Thunder Hand!" Luigi thrust a supercharged palm surging with power and electrified the snake the moment he made contact with it.
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The snake was in major pain as the volts coursed through its body.
"Grrrr… I won't let you win that easily." The assassin began putting together a string of handsigns.
"No!" Peach floated up behind the assassin and grabbed him from behind, holding him by the hands.
"Hands off!" The assassin threw Peach off of him and wheeled around to throw a knife at Peach.
"Ah!"
"MARIO!" Luigi shouted as he kept pumping electricity through the snake, it was taking a lot more energy than he thought it would take.
"Hang on-a!" Mario threw a fireball and nailed the assassin from behind in the shoulder.
"Ah!" The assassin lost his balance and fell off of his dying pet, but he quickly regained his footing and landed on the nearest branch. "Damn it…" He growled.
"Hssssss…" The snake had finally reached its limit and collapsed, its body smoking in various places.
"Whew…" Luigi sighed. His clothes reverted to normal and his hands were also smoking.
"Are-a you okay Luigi?" Mario asked.
"Yeah… I'm-a…OOF!" The assassin suddenly appeared and landed a spinning kick in to Luigi's heel.
"…"
"Luigi!" Mario quickly turned to throw a fist at the assassin, but he caught the fist and used Mario's momentum to hurl him in to the nearest tree trunk. "WHOA!"
"Well done brother of Mario, perhaps you're stronger than I gave you credit for." The assassin charged Luigi with his blades drawn as Luigi was still falling.
"Luigi!" Peach jumped from her tree branch and pulled out her parasol. She used her parasol to intercept the blades just before they struck Luigi.
"Hm?" The assassin was surprised at how a simple parasol could stop blades, but she then opened up the parasol and threw him off balance with it.
"I've got you!" Peach grabbed Luigi by the hand and drifted to the nearest branch with him.
"Look out-a!" Luigi shouted.
"I won't make it that easy." The assassin put together more hand strings and then from inside the helmet blew a fierce gust of wind forward.
"Not agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!" Peach shouted, this time she didn't even have time to grab something and was carried away by it instantly. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Luigi was the same way and was thrown in to another tree.
"Hang on-a!" Mario leaped above the assassin and reared a fist back. He nearly slammed his fist on top of the assassin's head, but the assassin stopped blowing wind and jumped to the nearest tree branch instead. "Come back here-a!" Mario then jumped after him, throwing fireballs at him as he did so.
"Ooooooooohhhh…" Luigi groaned. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Luigi panicked when he saw the assassin coming toward him.
"Hm hm hm hm hm." His helmet opened slightly and his tongue extended outward and wrapped itself around Luigi.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Luigi shouted as the man jumped down several branches, taking Luigi with him.
"LUIGI!" Mario and Peach shouted.
"This is the END!" The assassin landed, and then whipped Luigi down towards the branch head first.
BAM
He slammed Luigi in to the tree branch head first.
"…" Luigi trembled violently as the shock went up his spine, his eyes rolled back, showing only the whites of his eyes, and then he fell on his back as the assassin let him go.
"Y…you monster!" Peach shouted.
"Peach… go get-a Luigi…" Mario said with a clenched fist.
"Mario?"
"…" The assassin looked up at Mario.
"Now… it's-a personal-a." Mario said as he held a glowing fireball in his hand.
"Ah… now it looks like he's going to take this seriously." The assassin thought. He extended both blades on his wrists and struck them together. "I think I'll continue to toy around with him… the fun is just beginning." The assassin said.
Meanwhile…
"…" Matt was in the forest now, high above the forest floor, he was looking around intently. "Ah… come on damn it… I need to find him before it's too late… if the information I read was accurate the Smashers are in some real danger."
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"Rats… this doesn't feel as impressive as I hoped it would be." I say with a sigh.
"You've got me shaking that's for sure." Ron said. "Now that Luigi has been taken down by this monstrosity can Mario avenge his brother? And will Matt find them in time?"
"Find out whenever I feel like updating!"