How to Tick Off the Characters of Twilght

by Immortal Roze

Just as the title says. R&R please. T for safety.

2. Chapter 2

-1Edward

1. Tell him Jacob imprinted on him.

2. Through garlic at him.

3. Make him eat garlic.

4. Through fire at him.

5. Through Bella at him.

6. Tell him Bella got hurt.

7. Blame Mike.

8. Ask him about his sex life.

9. Lock him in a coffin.

10. Sell him a dead animal carcass filled with cranberry juice.