Super Smash Exam
"Hee hee hee hee heeee…" I chuckle with a creepy grin.
"Uh… Nintendogeek01?" Ron asked.
"Oh my blood is just boiling to write more." I say. "MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Uh… Disclaimer: The author does not own licensed characters or Game2002's characters; he does own his OC's and the story itself. Get me out of here!!" Ron shouted before running away from me.
"Uwee hee hee hee…" I chuckle mischievously.
…Odds on Favorite…
"Uh… Felix…" Peach started.
"Yeah?" Felix asked without taking his eyes off of Wario, Bowser, and DK.
"I'm grateful that you're helping but… this test makes us enemies too…" Peach pointed out reluctantly.
"So?" Felix asked as he removed his shades. "That doesn't make what these three are doing right." He added.
"Hey, all's fair in love and war!" Bowser shouted.
"And all's fair in this test too." Wario said as he punched his palm threateningly.
"Oooo…"
"Don't admit that you're just in it for the bananas!" Wario whispered quietly.
"If you're done talking about fruit…" Felix started as he removed his jacket and threw it to the side.
"Eh? I was whispering!" Wario thought.
"Let me get in to something more suited for this. These things will just slow me down." Felix then quickly threw off his shirt, shoes, socks, and finally his pants.
"Does this guy think he's some kind of super-hero or something?" Bowser asked.
"…" Felix was in tight black spandex that had blue shoulders, and a blue waist. The fingerless gloves and toeless boots were also blue. Felix pulled a mask over his face that left his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth exposed. The most distinctive thing about him was that his fingers and toes lacked nails.
"Huh?"
"No nails? What is wrong with you?" Wario asked.
"Nothing at all chubby… shall we go?" Felix said as he took a stance.
"He's really going to fight them." Peach thought. "Thank you."
"Is that guy serious?" Falco asked. He, Fox, and Yoshi were sitting on a tree branch and watching this. "I mean, they're not as good as me, but really if he thinks he can take all three of them by himself he's out of his mind."
"I've got to agree with you here, I don't think this guy is going to last too long." Fox said.
"Yoshi…"
Meanwhile…
"Pyo…" Kirby, Meta-Knight, and Pit were hoping along tree branches but paused for a moment.
"Kirby we're going to have to do without any decent food for a while now." Meta-Knight sighed.
"Try praying! That helps me." Pit said optimistically.
"Pyo…" Kirby nearly rolled back in hunger with drool hanging from the corner of his lips.
"Found you at last…" Said the maniacal assassin. He pulled out a knife and wrapped a piece of paper around the handle that had certain characters on it. He then hurled the knife outward.
"Look out!" Meta-Knight and Pit jumped to the side.
"Pyo?" Kirby stood up with his mouth open and accidentally swallowed the kunai.
"Hee hee, I'm going to enjoy watching you explode." He made a certain hand gesture. "Hm? Wait, that should've made it explode inside of him."
"Pyo!" Kirby was now wearing a blue cap.
"Hm!" Pit fired a light arrow in to the leaves where the assassin was hiding. The assassin jumped out and landed on the forest floor.
"Grrr… how did he survive that paper bomb!?"
"Kirby can replicate the properties of whatever he swallows…" Meta-Knight answered as he stepped forward, his sword glistening in the sunlight. "And now, you have all three of us to contend with." Meta-Knight warned as Pit and Kirby stood behind him.
"Heh heh heh…" the assassin chuckled as he struck his blades together.
Meanwhile…
"Guys?" Lucas was walking in a small patch of white and light purple flowers by himself looking quite frightened. "Where'd you guys go?" Lucas asked.
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"AH!" Lucas shouted as a wild boar came tearing out of the bushes. Lucas floated just above the boar and avoided being run over. "That was close…" He sighed.
Click click click
"Hand over your Smash Ball kid…" A Foxhound soldier threatened. He and his two partners were holding Lucas at gunpoint.
"B-b-b-b-but I-I-I d-don't have it…" Lucas trembled.
"Kid… don't mess with us…"
WHISTLE
"Did anyone else hear a whistle?"
"I heard two…"
"Wahoo wahoo wahoo!" Suddenly the flowers all jumped out of the ground, revealing a bunch of plant like creatures that were red, yellow, blue, purple, and white. The little creatures clung to the soldiers and began beating on them.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!" They shouted, running around madly.
"Go Pikmin!" Olimar shouted from the bushes. He and Louie jumped out and started whistling for the Pikmin to jump out and attack the three soldiers.
"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!" The soldiers continued to shout as the Pikmin kept piling on them.
"That's a little harsh isn't it?" Lucas asked.
Meanwhile…
"Pichu…" The three little Pokémon were wandering in the forest floor. All three of them kept looking around, Pikachu and Pichu sniffing the air and perking up their ears every now and then.
"Jiggly!" She shouted.
"There you are…" The calm assassin said as he walked up to them. "Nothing personal, but I need you to die right now."
"Chuuuuuu…" Pikachu growled as sparks emitted from his cheeks.
Back to Felix…
"Okay, let's dance!" Felix charged at the three powerhouses head long.
"Heh, I hope you haven't gotten used to the current arrangement of your face!" Wario wound up a punch and threw it at Felix. Felix simply jumped over the top of Wario.
"Well, if you plan on arranging my like your face, then I am in trouble." Felix mocked. Felix then ducked a claw swipe from Bowser and jumped back from a second one. He back-flipped over the top of DK as DK threw a punch.
"HmmmmRAH!" DK wheeled around and threw two more punches that Felix dodged, DK then jumped over the top of Felix as Bowser blew a fireball at him. Felix was forced to jump to the side and cartwheel to his feet. He then flipped over the top of a shoulder barge by Wario.
"Is this guy some kind of gymnast!?" Bowser growled in frustration.
"Come on, Ray Charles could aim better than you guys!" Felix continued to taunt. He back-flipped over yet another fireball. "No thanks, I already had a fireball for breakfast." He landed in front of Bowser and side stepped a punch. Felix jumped and kicked Bowser across the face, spun around in time to see Wario charging at him.
"Head bash!" Wario had his head lowered and was ready to ram Felix when Felix used his hand to lift himself over Wario's head, causing him to ram in to Bowser instead.
"Thanks for the leverage." Felix said.
"Ha!" DK slammed the ground and caused Felix to fly in to the air.
"Whoa!" Felix had to do a mid-air split to avoid getting his legs crushed between DK's hand. He landed on DK's shoulders, flipped off and mule-kicked him in the chest. Felix somersaulted over Wario yet again.
"Like I'm going to fall for that again!" Wario wheeled around and nailed Felix in the cheek.
"Felix!" Peach shrieked.
"…" Felix rubbed his cheek and smiled.
"What's so funny?" Wario asked. He then threw a successive barrage of punches. Felix finally got an opening to uppercut Wario.
"Please, I had a girlfriend that hit harder than you." Felix told Wario.
"RAH!" Bower blew out a stream of fire that Felix stayed ahead of by doing successive back-flips.
"That said, I don't think I can keep staying ahead of these guys forever." Felix thought.
Meanwhile…
CLANG
CLANG CLANG CLANG
"Ha!"
CLANG
"Grrrr…" Meta-Knight and the assassin exchanged rapid slashes of their swords with each other. "How can this guy attack this quickly? I can barely see those sword slashes of his."
"Pyo!" Kirby pulled a bomb out of his mouth and hurled it at the assassin. The assassin jumped to the nearest tree.
"Missed! OOF!" No sooner did he say that when a light arrow flew in and got him in the side, knocking him to the ground. "Why you!"
"Tornado slash!" Meta-Knight twirled his sword in his hand before performing a horizontal slash that sent a tornado out towards the assassin.
"Where did he go?" Pit asked while hovering above ground.
BOOM
"Augh!" The assassin was blown out of the forest floor by an explosion. "Gaaaaahhh… when did you plant bombs underground!?" The assassin asked frustrated.
"Pyo pyo."
"When you weren't looking." Meta-Knight said.
"Light storm!" Pit flew above the branches and fired an arrow that split up in to multiple light arrows, all of which landed around the assassin.
"Your aim is the pits kid."
"Actually, that was a distraction!" Meta-Knight flew in and thrust his sword forward.
"AH!" The assassin gasped in pain as the sword was thrust through his shoulder.
"Now are you going to surrender?" Meta-Knight asked.
"Yeah right…"
"Hm?" Meta-Knight turned to the source of the voice to find the assassin standing on a tree branch. He turned around to see that the assassin he got was actually a scarecrow. "Not bad."
"Grrrr… these guys are tougher than Orochimaru-sama said they would be. Thankfully I came prepared." The assassin reached in to his pocket and pulled out a pill, he opened his helmet and popped the pill in to his mouth.
Meanwhile…
"PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" Pikachu let loose three large lightning bolts that ravaged the ground at the assassin's feet, the assassin having to continuously jump back to avoid being roasted.
"Pichu!" Pichu came up and rammed in to the assassin head first and sent him flying backwards.
"Ah!" The assassin landed against the tree before throwing three knives that had tags attached to them.
"Puff!" She shouted before jumping back.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
The tags exploded, creating sort of a smokescreen. "Pichu…" He and Pikachu perked their ears up. They both jumped back before two blades were landed on top of them.
"PUFF!" Jigglypuff used a pound attack and smacked the assassin in the side of the helmet.
"Oof! She hits harder than I thought." The assassin commented. "I might have to up the ante…" He said as he pulled out a pill of some sort.
Elsewhere…
"Ha!" Vyse swung one of his blue cutlasses and sent out a shockwave that sliced through two trees, cutting them down. Diddy Kong narrowly jumped off of those trees while firing peanuts from two wooden popguns at Vyse.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!" Dixie shrieked as she narrowly evaded a green boomerang. She then spun around rapidly, her ponytail acting like a propeller that allowed her to glide.
"Gaaaaaahhh…" Kiddy Kong said as he watched his teammates engaging Vyse and Aika.
"I hope your friends aren't too badly injured." Fina told Kiddy.
"Come on, we're not trying to hurt you here, we just want your Smash Ball." Vyse said.
"Hmph." Diddy crossed his arms in disbelief.
"I don't think the monkey believes us." Aika sighed.
"Ooo oo oo ooo oo oo." Dixie said to Diddy.
"Yeah yeah." Diddy agreed. He reached under his hat and pulled out his team's Power Smash Ball to taunt Vyse's team.
"So you guys do have we need!" Aika said as she prepped her boomerang. "For a moment I thought this would be a repeat of that first team we faced."
"The ones that had a Wisdom Smash Ball too?" Fina asked.
"Yep, that team." Vyse said as he held his cutlasses tighter.
"Bye." Diddy strapped on two barrels on his back, and to the surprise of the Blue Rogues, the barrels acted like a jetpack, rocketing Diddy through the air. "Yahoo!" Diddy then rocketed off.
"Hey get back here!" The three Blue Rogues quickly gave chase.
"Come on!" Dixie said to Kiddy.
"Gah!" Kiddy got up and followed Dixie through the trees with surprising agility.
Back to Felix…
"Ha! Hiyah!" Felix punched Bowser and kicked Wario before he spun around DK.
"Ha!" DK spun around and kicked Felix in the side.
"Oof!" Felix was sent sprawling to the side. He got back up and ducked under a claw swipe from Bowser.
"You can't keep this up forever!" Bowser told Felix. "Oof!" He received a gut punch and then an uppercut, but Bowser blocked the next punch and then gutted Felix.
"Ah!" Felix gasped. Felix rolled out of the way of being stomped under Bowser's foot. He jumped back from one fireball and jumped high above a second fireball.
"What was that comment about your girlfriend!?" Wario asked as he jumped up and grabbed Felix around the ankles. The second Wario landed he spun around and around. "Wild swing ding!" Wario then hurled Felix towards the trunk of one tree.
"Heh…" Felix flipped through the air and landed against the tree. "Yeah, she threw harder too." Felix responded.
"Gwah!" Bowser blew out a stream of fire at Felix. Felix quickly sprang off of the tree and darted towards Wario and DK. Felix got in to a quick exchange of punches and kicks with Wario and DK, Felix was faster than both of them, but even so he found it tough to evade both of them.
"Head butt!" DK slammed his head on top of Felix with enough force to floor Felix.
"Agh… oh I'm going to need some aspirin for that." He groaned. Wario grabbed Felix and jumped in to the air.
"Especially after this!!" Wario spun around and around as he fell towards the ground, holding Felix head down. "Pile driver!"
"Eh save it for the WWE." Felix said. He managed to free both hands and narrowly stopped his head from being driven in to the ground. He quickly slipped out of Wario's grip, spun around and punched him across the face multiple times before back-flipping away.
"Why don't you hold still!?" Bowser shouted before breathing out another stream of flames.
"Aaaaaahhh… not having any fun?" Felix asked. DK pulled out large gun made of wood and began firing a barrage of coconuts. "Edible ammunition? Now I've seen everything." Felix commented as he twisted and flipped in mid-air, avoiding the coconuts as he kept ahead of Bowser's flames.
"Keep him on his toes." Wario said. He climbed up a few branches, and then leaped at Felix, ramming in to him with his shoulder.
"Oof!" Felix was sent flying in to a tree. DK quickly climbed up and grabbed Felix. DK then held Felix underneath him before ramming his feet in to Felix, sending him rocketing towards the forest floor. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!"
BAM
"Ooooooogggg…" Felix groaned. "Should I… no… Night-Roller specifically said not to… not now…" Felix thought.
"Felix!!" Peach shouted.
"Now that he's finally out of the way…" Wario said. "Let's go princess." Wario turned to Peach and charged forward.
"Not if I have a say in this!" Felix got up and rushed for Peach. He skid to a stop in front of her and thrust his foot forward, planting it in the side of Wario's face.
"AH!!" Wario went flying a short distance. "How is he still standing?"
"That does it! You're almost as annoying as Mario!" Bowser landed in front of Felix.
"Part of my charm." Felix threw a fist at Bowser. Bowser simply caught his fist and then grabbed Felix with his free hand before hurling him across the clearing. "AAAAAAHHH!! OOF!!" Felix hit a tree with violent force before he collapsed to the ground.
"Sorry." DK said to Felix.
"How dare you!" Peach took her frying pan and slammed it on top of Bowser's head.
"Oof!"
"It was three on one you big bully!" Peach shouted as she proceeded to slap Bowser across the face over and over again.
"Cut that out and get out of the way woman!" Wario shouted as he charged forward with a shoulder barge. She pulled out her parasol and opened it up, causing Wario to bounce back. "WAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
"My parasol has spores from Mushroom Kingdom mushrooms in case you've forgotten." Peach said. "Four!" Peach pulled out her golf club and thwacked Bowser under the chin with it. "fifteen love." Peach then pulled out her tennis racket and smacked Bowser with it.
"Yeouch! Cut that out would y-OOF!" Peach then planted a heel in to Bowser's face. "Okay that does it." Bowser back-handed Peach.
"AH!" She gasped as she fell back.
"Now I'll bet Mario's holding that Smash Ball…" Bowser said.
"This is nuts…" Falco said.
"This is going too far, come on you two." Fox said before hopping down from the tree branch.
"Yoshi!" He nodded as he hopped down.
"Wait… what? But aren't we… oooohhh…" Falco sighed as he hopped down.
"YOSHI!!" Yoshi came up and swung his tail in to Bowser's face with enough force to send Bowser sprawling backward.
"GAH!!"
"Huh? You guys!?" Wario shouted.
"Hey." DK waved.
"What's up DK?" Falco asked.
"Fox, Falco, Yoshi." Peach said.
"Let us take it from here." Fox said. "Hey, you held out pretty well!" Fox shouted over to Felix.
"Heh… thanks." Felix said with slight smile before he set his head down. "I was wondering if those guys would do anything or not."
"Don't tell me you guys are going to fight us too!" Wario yelled.
"Really, have you guys forgotten the point of this test!?" Bowser added.
"You know Wario, I would think you'd prefer a fair fight over this." Fox told Wario as he took a stance.
"Ha! Maybe if he was conscious, but since he isn't and I am, I have already proven myself superior in the fact that I am conscious and he is not!" Wario explained.
"What kind of logic is that?" Peach asked.
"Oh well, doesn't matter." Falco said. "You guys better not blink, or you'll miss the part where I kick your butts."
"Yoshi…"
"Oooooo…" DK also took a stance of his own.
"Gwa ha ha ha… don't mess with the King of Koopas." Bowser laughed.
"Hope you guys have health insurance." Fox said.
"Okay I'm ready for this! Let's go!" Wario challenged.
...notes…
"Sheesh, is Felix made of steel or something? I would have completely blacked out if all of those attacks hit me." Ron said.
"Ron, you'd black out if your grandma hit you with a paperback book." I tell him.
"Hey…" There was a brief pause. "Maybe."
"I thought so."
"Anyways, can Team Sort of Starfox save the out of commission Team Mushroom from Team Brawn? And what tricks do these fake assassins have in store for Teams Star and Pokémon? And what about the Blue Rogues and Diddy? Find out next chapter!" Ron Host announced.
"Leave a review until then."